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From northern Anhui to Xinyang, Henan, there is an official road to the west. Lu Guan is near a small mountain village called Zhuwangzhuang, not far fro

Widow, mountain village, German shepherd.

From northern Anhui to Xinyang, Henan, there is an official road to the west. Lu Guan is near a small mountain village called Zhuwangzhuang, not far fro

Widow, mountain village, German shepherd.

From northern Anhui to Xinyang, Henan, there is an official road to the west. Lu Guan is near a small mountain village called Zhuwangzhuang, not far from Guangshan County, Xinyang. There is an unknown age stupa at the entrance of the mountain village. There is a family living in the adobe house under the stupa. There is only an adult man in his thirties and a German shepherd in this family.

At that time, the traffic was inconvenient, and the way out for the mountain people was to go out for construction. Liu Dacheng, an adult man, is a construction worker.

Dull and thrifty, Liu Dacheng saved a sum of money, and was the richest man in that poor mountain village. Woodenhead also has a high eye. It is said that women in the city have big hips and big breasts, and they can squeeze out water with a pinch of their waist, so that all men can get high in bed (of course, Liu Dacheng doesn't know that he has lived for more than 30 years, after all, he hasn't been with women in the city. This is just what he experienced in the shampoo room. So, Liu Dacheng secretly vowed to marry a woman in the city!

Liu Dacheng is a man with physical needs. Therefore, he goes to the town shampoo room about 0/5 km away from the construction site/kloc-every month. As luck would have it, that shampoo girl named Shu was very kind to him. Comfortable height 1.6 meters, waist-length hair, face is the standard beauty of that era. If anyone has to compare her, she is just like the country girl described in Xiao Fang sung by singer Li Chunbo, except that she is a girl who washes her hair.

Later, I got acquainted with Shu (it is said that I am polite every time I look for Shu). Shu Jingrong's feelings for him are also very subtle.

Everything comes naturally. At the end of the year, He Shu returned to the village. The middle-aged man in the small mountain village is very jealous of Liu Dacheng. They all think that a man like him who "can't make a fart with a stick" and "can make a hole in the ground when standing in the same place" has found an urban woman with good figure and appearance, who is particularly proficient in cooking and cooking. The women in the mountain village will stop every time they see Shu, holding their figure like a top. Compared with this woman with round waist, full hips and beautiful figure like dandelion, they will spit out a sentence: "Sao fox, wave hoof, short-lived ghost will die on her belly sooner or later ..."; The little boys in the mountain village, whenever they see Shu washing his hair with a sling on his cane chair and basking in the sun, will be flushed and dry, and some little boys will even blow a few rogue whistles.

? Summer comes early in the mountain village, and the days in summer are very long. Everyone in the mountain village is the same. They went to bed after dark. The boys in the village seem to have formed a habit ~ When it is half dark, the only window in the adobe house is full of young boys, who are listening to groans, ups and downs, ups and downs of mountains ... Appreciating Liu Dacheng's bed skills:

A: Dacheng, the loser, disarmed in a few minutes. It's really useless ...

B: It's a pity that such a beautiful woman ... those breasts are really white and tender!

C: Listen to the waves. It turns out that the girls' beds in the city are really open. ...

Ding: You should also go back and let your bitch learn. I can't wait to hear it at the end of the village. ...

In a word, everyone thinks that the women in this city are really stunners. Everyone thinks that Liu Dacheng's parents died young, and the ancestral graves are full of smoke.

They will get married on May 20th next year.

On the wedding night, there should be flowers in the bridal chamber. Liu Dacheng was so drunk that he didn't do anything.

The next morning, the contractor called and said there was a batch of urgent work. If you don't come, don't come again. Therefore, Liu Dacheng said goodbye to his new wife in a hurry and boarded the train to the provincial capital.

? After working outside for three months, exhausted Liu Dacheng was carried away by the joy of going home. Because, in these three months, he scrimped and saved a lot of money. He wants to buy a new suit for his wife and plans to renovate the old and new houses. The contractor found him and told him that Shu was pregnant. That day, he smoked half a pack of cigarettes, and it was not happy to hear the news. My heart is even worse. Because he knows that the cost of raising children is too high, and they have no savings.

Another year passed, and Liu Dacheng ran home and saw his wife with a big belly, and reason could not restrain her desire. This is the first time he has been rude. He forcibly stripped Shu of her close-fitting clothes, but Shu resisted desperately ... Maybe he left his wife for too long, and for the first time he asked pregnant Shu to treat her clients like a lady. ...

Night, getting deeper and deeper. The darkness is getting thicker and thicker. Shu Jingrong was naked, curled up her legs and hid in the corner of the bed ... Perhaps, at the moment, she hated Liu Dacheng in her heart, but I didn't expect rural men to be so vulgar. ...

In the morning, when the first sunshine shines into the adobe house, Shu cooks and cleans the housework as usual. Maybe it was last night's venting. Liu Dacheng slept like a log. He didn't wake up until Liu Peicheng, a fellow villager, sent his family half a car full of coal.

When Liu Pei in the same village became his coal unloader, when he looked at Shu, his eyes knew there must be something fishy.

Liu Peicheng is a tramp in the village. Fighting, stealing and watching women take a bath are his greatest hobbies. Now he is willing to send coal, and he won't believe it if he is killed.

After breakfast, although Liu Dacheng was in a bad mood, she went for a walk in the village as usual. The women in the mountain village are all mouth-broken, and they keep pointing at their backs and gossiping: "Dacheng, this waste, just came back now ... whether the seeds in Sao Fox's belly are his or not is another matter ... Ah, it's a pity that this honest man ... is really cheap for Liu Peicheng's rogue ..."

Liu Dacheng suddenly turned around, opened his mouth and scolded: "You old ladies gossip behind your back every day, be careful what you say ..."

I was unhappy at first, but now pulling my face is like pulling a donkey! Even the village chief greeted him, but he ignored him!

Back home, his nose is not a nose, his face is not a face, and he lost his temper with Shu. Smashed the only water tank at home. He shouted at Shu, "Will Liu (the nickname of the villagers for Liu Peicheng) be kind enough to send us coal? Tell me ... tell the management. How many times did he peek at you taking a shower when I was not at home? The old ladies in the village all said behind their backs ... he was having an affair with you! " Shu jumped up from the cane chair and was furious. He opened his mouth and scolded, "That dog is talking behind people's backs?" I am a woman who keeps an honest life for you, raises a child and protects my family. Since you don't believe me, kill me ... Liu Dacheng, it's true that people say you are a loser! Everyone else in the village bullied you. How many people have I offended to protect you? What do I want? You heartless dog ... "

Very noisy, very noisy. In one night, the husband and wife made up again.

Over the years, the construction site was busy again. Under the repeated urging of the contractor, Liu Dacheng had to go out again. On the morning of Liu Dacheng's departure, he found Liu Peicheng standing at the village entrance with a wry smile. In fact, I didn't tell Shu. That night, he had a dream: he dreamed that Liu Pei was lying naked beside Shu, with a big belly, climbing up and down, doing very obscene things.

Liu Dacheng saw Liu Peicheng at the village entrance. At that time, he really wanted to rush up and stab him to death. Unfortunately, an honest man is an honest man. I can't do anything crazy in my life.

The days are still passing day by day, and the child in Shu's stomach is premature. Liu Dacheng ran home again and saw his postpartum wife. She looked at him with tears on her face.

He asked: Where are the children? My child?

The wife nodded.

? Then the police came in and said that they had arrested several criminals. They also explained the case of a newly married family a year ago and asked his wife to help identify people. The wife gnashed her teeth and brutally stabbed the child's finger, squeezing out a few drops of blood to the police. The police left with the evidence.

He remembers the night when he was drunk a year ago, but he doesn't.

Postscript: Liu Dacheng killed Liu Peicheng in the rainy night on the night he returned to the construction site. The body was thrown into the big pond where the fire fish were raised in the mountain village. Until Liu Peicheng died, he kept saying that he slept with Shu, which was the night he got drunk in his bridal chamber. ...

Liu Dacheng was sentenced to 12 in the still peaceful mountain village. Shu Jingrong holds the old yellow dog every day, holds the child, looks at the entrance of the village stupidly, and keeps saying, "The child is great!" No one can take Dacheng away ... "