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Talk to people who tease me.
2. I have an emotional cleanliness and can't tolerate sand. If I am not the only one, please leave me alone.
My smile is so powerful that it can make your hair stand on end.
Don't pretend to be superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.
Your meanness, like wearing clothes every day, cannot be changed.
If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
7. I remember what was good to me, and I will pay you back twice as much if I am sorry.
8. I'm not afraid to tell the truth, but I'm afraid you can't stand the blow.
9. I can love you until my heart breaks, or I can become dry and brittle.
10. Only by being whimsical can we be open-minded and bold and make a difference.
1 1. Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!
12. I don't need routine to tease you. Routines are reserved for ugly people.
13. Even if there is no stunning beauty, you must have the pride to destroy a city.
14. When you look up at me, do you think I will still look at you?
15. I want to be excellent. After all, I have to live and blind your dog.
16. You scold me and I'll listen. You pretend to make me laugh and then make me happy. I still have a long way to go. Wait for me.
17. If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap you twice. It is better to hold back than to cry.
18. Life is like the glory of the king. No matter how talented you are and how high your runes are, whoever gets up first is king.
19. Feelings are tepid, who is serious! Make noise crazily. Don't let the mad dog go out of tune!
20. People who are spoiled by me should be arrogant. Come behind me if you need anything, and the wind and rain will stop you.
2 1. Take you to fly and live in a garbage dump. Drive you crazy, drive you crazy, drive you to a big wall.
22. You suck crows, superman with low IQ, retarded pig who can fly, and fish who can't swim!
23. Don't be devastated by a minor injury, after all, there are still many big storms waiting for you to ride the wind and waves in the future.
24. Don't listen to rumors, believe that seeing is believing. Maybe we are not the best comrades-in-arms, but don't risk being my enemy.
25. I don't accept any comments and criticisms behind it. If you think I'm upset, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.
26. She is a heroine who can't be a steady little princess. She is ambitious and wants you in this world.
27. When I ignore you, please don't bother me again, or you will be despised next.
28. One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone. /Shuo Shuo/
29. chic and rebellious is my character, and simple and rude is my temper.
30. Don't use titles for many people before addressing me. I can't afford it.
3 1. Why explain something you don't care about at all?
32. Put away your shameless spirit.
33. I can live up to others' imagination, and I can do well or badly.
34. Don't think too much. I just want to know where your weakness is, so that I can stab with a knife and sprinkle salt.
35. Handsome and blind people like me don't like you anymore.
36. It is said that men are sexy. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obvious and women are introverted.
37. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
38. Although people changed from animals, it is a pity that many people have changed back.
39. I am here, not humble, living in my own world!
40. I won't regard anyone as my opponent, just regard him as a supporting role in my performance.
4 1. The bloody pieces are just the beginning, and the soul is scattered is the real drama.
42. Wouldn't it be better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?
43. I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.
44. Hate me, it doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.
45. Personality domineering talk about mood phrases.
Everyday language in pick up hot chicks.
1. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.
Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.
You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.
4. I think I am selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!
6. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.
7. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.
8. Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.
If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
10. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
1 1. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.
12. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
13. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?
14. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.
15. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.
16. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.
17. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
18. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? My hands are sore after reading it several times.
19. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
20. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.
2 1. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?
22. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
23. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
24. I found that you are a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.
I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.
My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.
27. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, that's what you are. You won the top three in the beauty contest at most.
I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.
Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.
I want to eat, but I can't eat without you.
No matter where I meet you, I will like you.
32. Do you like candy? -I don't like this. -Then why are you so cute?
33. Do you like candy? -Yes. -No wonder you are so cute.
34. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.
35. My heart is beating again, just like the nick left by time, just like the steps through the snow, just like counting my thoughts on you.
If I hadn't been afraid to scare you, I would have been anxious with you.
37. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day.
202 1 classic tone: those who understand me don't need my explanation, and those who don't understand me don't need my explanation.
1. Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will say more than those who love you.
People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't need my explanation.
People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.
Life is not just eating and drinking now, but also travelling expenses and accommodation in the distance.
The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.
I'd rather pretend to be naive and heartless than you pretend to be mature and haggle over every ounce. Talk about life. Let's talk realistically.
7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you still lie and tell it so truly and profoundly.
8. loving someone has always been like this. You obviously want the moon, but you can only get moonlight.
9. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.
10. Poets praise love only when they don't kiss a girl. They all praise freedom after being free.
1 1. I feel that time passes faster every year because time is more important to you every year.
12. Only those who care are eligible not to be investigated.
13. It's much more cost-effective to spend time meeting one or two intimate friends than to talk about a few fruitless relationships.
14. Nobody cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and nobody cares how many autumn you have to toss and turn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.
15. When you can't let go, think more about how the other party let you go.
16. I have no secret love when I am old. Even if I care about someone, if the other person is indifferent, I will immediately accept my heart.
17. It's not that someone annoys you, but that you annoy yourself with someone's words and deeds.
18. Many times, we all think that people who buy medicine for you love you the most. In fact, the person who forces you to take medicine is the one who loves you the most.
Talk about what you don't need, talk about what you don't need, talk about 2020.
1, we don't need to force ourselves to change, as long as we learn to find our own bright spots from different angles; Try your best to do what you can, and things will change when you don't expect them; What kind of goal you choose will lead to what kind of life, and everyone's road is a process of self-selection; Try to make yourself really strong, come on!
I don't care what you think! Whatever you say, I don't care! Do whatever you want. I don't care! I don't care at all! Loving you is my freedom, and I don't need any reason.
3. Every girl has her own greatness. You don't need anyone to prove your Excellence. Because the greatest beauty of a woman is independence.
There will always be a moment when you feel that you are so powerful that you don't need anything.
I know you don't love me. Even so, you don't need to remind me again and again.
6. I just like tfboys. I don't need anyone to hack them. They are also working hard. In order to win our smile, they take care of their studies and careers. Why do they talk about them?
7. I don't need a beautiful ending. I just want you to give me a wedding.
8. Put away your good night that I don't need. You pretended to make me so sad and even gave me a love.
You don't need to sweet talk to me. I believe I can judge. ...
10, pain, only know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.
1 1, may you no longer be fragile and pretend to be strong.
12, YT: true feelings don't need false words to set off their nobility.
13, many times explanation is unnecessary-the enemy doesn't want your explanation and doesn't need your explanation.
14, I'm not someone of yours, so you don't need to pretend to me.
15, I don't need anyone's love, love will come.
16, I feel less and less. Because I am pessimistic about the sense of security, I give money to earn what I like, buy clothes to wash meals, eat sick, take medicine and solve problems by myself. I really envy the heroine who heard the real event, so some feelings don't need love.
17, it doesn't take a lot of courage not to love someone.
What is a friend? A friend chooses obscurity when you are brilliant, and he will choose to quit your world when you don't need him. And when you are down and out, he will help you without reservation. When you need him, he will stand up and appear by your side every time!
19, in fact, in this complex and tempting society, there is no need for vigorous love. Love at first sight is just a rare accident. Romantic encounters may not have a happy ending, but they can also be shocking. Dull is the true meaning of life and a perfect portrayal of love in the real world.
20. Cry if you want. Sometimes crying doesn't mean weakness, but being strong for too long. If you are unhappy, find a corner or cry in the quilt. You don't need sympathy. You can still live happily after crying. Of course, you should remember to leave your tears to those who love you the most.
2 1, my world, I don't need anyone's pity, I slipped in the rain, I fell, and I got up by myself.
I don't need to think about whether he loves me or not, because the reality has already told me.
23. Recovered feelings are always second-hand, and strong women don't need them.
Don't be depressed because you don't know what they did when they went out to play together. That means they don't need you anymore.
25. Catch up with French girlfriends, make an hour-long phone call with family members, go shopping and eat with friends I haven't seen for a long time, tirelessly watch running men on rainy nights, chat with teammates in the group, and make an appointment with roommates for supper. If I don't work hard and be busy, if I don't work hard and be excellent, it is the best life for me.
26. In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.
27. You don't need to be as good as I like. "He once said this sentence, and now we have parted ways.
28. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily falling in love with someone else, but letting her down when she has expectations and not giving her the comfort she deserves when she is weak. Do you think it's great not to make mistakes? Don't you need to do something better for your marriage? What people ask of themselves is not to do anything wrong? These days, is the requirement for men too low to make mistakes?
We are losing time, life, wealth and opportunities all the time. We try to have more beautiful things, but we only have two hands, so we must learn to choose and give up. We should know what we don't need. If our hearts are too eager to catch everything, we may eventually catch nothing. Only by learning to give up can we grasp it better.
A man doesn't need a lot of wealth, but he must have the ability to support his family.
3 1, if this is unfair love, there is no need to be reasonable. I can leave. I just heard the single loop here and found Jane Zhang's song very nice ~
32, our love, do not need to broadcast, a quarter of the universe.
My love never needs you to repay me, as long as you are happy. This is my last humble prayer.
34. Maturity is a bright but not dazzling brilliance, a mellow but not greasy voice, a calmness that does not need to look at others, an atmosphere that eventually no longer attracts the surrounding, a smile that ignores the hustle and bustle, a indifference that washes away the extreme, a heavy and silent height, and a height that is not steep.
35. In fact, love doesn't need any money and vows of eternal love. Just need two people to live happily for a lifetime, right?
36. I forgot to bring my umbrella in rainy days! I forgot to put my umbrella in my bag when I changed it two days ago, because it was too late to go back and get it. This is not the worst. I fell on the stone ramp in the community to grab shit! Although the cock doesn't need an image, it's also very sad. I feel my skin sticking to my pants. It hurts! I have to go to work at the thought of life pressure. Being a woman is not that easy!
37. Life is an endless wandering. You don't have to wait until life is perfect to enjoy the best in life. In the course of life, there will always be misfortune and sadness, just like the sunset and the flowers fade. The more you care about some things, the more painful it is. When you let go, you look down and fade away.
38. "I will say good morning, good afternoon and good night myself in the future. I don't need your hypocrisy. 」
39. The happiness of two people doesn't need a third person to know.
40. I also want to be a little woman. I can have someone to lean on. I also want someone to make me coquetry and unreasonable. I also want someone to spoil me from the bottom of my heart and hold it in my hand. I want to go shopping, too. Someone helps me with my shopping. I also want someone to fix the broken things at home, so I don't have to do it myself. I also want someone to take care of my daily chores. I just need to be quiet with him.
4 1, I don't need a lover who is worried about gain and loss. ......
42. People who are not worthy of love don't need to explain or struggle. As long as you live well, you envy him.
43. Dude, I don't need your advice. My woman, I don't need you to judge.
44. Don't believe in forever, don't have expectations and don't need commitment.
I smoke, but I don't take drugs. I can drink, but I don't have sex. I advocate violence, but I seldom fight. I am poor, but I don't need your sympathy.
46. People who don't know you don't need to explain, and people who know you don't need to explain.
47. Missing someone is just a feeling without any reason. You can take advantage of your surprise at any time, string your mind together and reach your heart ~
48. Girls don't need gorgeous appearance. It feels good to be simple, clean and warm.
49. You don't need Ma Liang's magic pen. I hope there is a correction fluid, and whoever applies it will disappear.
50. I don't need a lifetime commitment to love you, because that is unrealistic, but I am very happy during the five minutes with you!
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