How to send a joke in the circle of 520 friends?

1. Today is Valentine's Day in the west. Fortunately, I'm from the north. 2. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin. 3. Stop saying that you are single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead. 4. Love is something that only a madman can do, and it is a kind of insanity recognized by society. 5. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it. 6. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures. 7. If you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi. 8, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away. 9. A good man is a woman who sleeps repeatedly for a lifetime! ! 10, May 20th online Valentine's Day is coming, I wonder if there will be any objects falling. 1 1. Come and be my wife when the girl is tired. 12, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog. 13. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind! 14. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's ship can stand. 15, in a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions. Dogs have long since lived to your age. You should be a single turtle. How to send a joke in 520 friends circle 2 1 I decided to go out for a walk on Valentine's Day. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society. My mother has forgotten my name since she knew the word single dog. 3. Online Valentine's Day is coming, and no one has come to confess. You are so impatient! 4, Valentine's Day does not show love, we are still friends. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me. Girls, do you want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your choice! 7. I'm serious now: If you didn't buy a gift on Mother's Day, your mother must still be your mother. If you don't buy a gift, it's hard to say whether your girlfriend is still your girlfriend! 8. It's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao. 9. Hire two children for Valentine's Day. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair. 10. Birthday reminds me that I am one year closer to death, and online Valentine's Day reminds me that I am one year closer to dying alone. 1 1, I hope there will be a nationwide power outage on Valentine's Day, which will kill the popularity of singing, drinking and going to bars to watch movies, and then a heavy snow will freeze people who go shopping hand in hand. Finally, JC will collectively search and suffocate people who want to open a room. Anyway, I am at home on Valentine's Day, but! 12, don't send photos everywhere to show your love, lest you hit your face. 13, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single. 14, there is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others. 15, don't wait to confess, there is no such thing as April Fool's Day, so I hope to wash and sleep. 16, transfer RMB to me in June, and receive my transfer in June, making a steady profit without losing money 17. Just received the transfer from+. Unfortunately, I am a pear, not just 18. Love can be late, but take-out is not allowed. Hello, everyone, this is my second half price. Oh, I'm sorry. 22. People should not be too greedy when they live in the world. They should learn to choose and enjoy the happiness brought by simplicity. 23. I really want to buy two oversized electric fans to blow away all my memories. Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you. 25. Remember, girls, don't marry a prince, treat you as a princess. How do you say funny 3 1 in 520 friends circle? It's not that easy to show love, and single dog also has Ta's temper. 2. Only Li Bai, who doesn't hurt his hand, has no love that doesn't break up. I'm not alone, I'm just single. No matter how many people you read, no one is like me. 5, the so-called hero does not ask for a way out, and the bachelor does not look at his age. 6. Every romantic Valentine's Day, there is always no one around. 7. Does anyone accept idle baby? I'm free anyway. 8. You are under arrest, and the charges are exciting. 9, obviously not single, Valentine's Day is still a person. 10,520 I wonder if anything will fall today. 1 1. After all, people who want to be rich can't be stumped by love. 12, finally understand whether happiness is * * * to enjoy suffering or to carry it by yourself. 13, love can be late, but takeout is not. 14, I am relieved to see that you are all single. 15, your suffering will always light your way forward. There is starlight at night and a breeze in Shan Ye. And I, empty-handed. 17, sell yourself at a high price, never use your brain, and settle your interest. 18, I used to pursue love when I was sick, but now I like money when I am well. 19, heroes don't ask the source, singles don't ask the age. 20. The weather is very hot. I'm not single dog anymore. I am a hot dog. 2 1, for the record, it's not that you don't fall in love, it's that no one wants it. 22. You don't need a boyfriend/girlfriend, because you are too lazy to catch rape. You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor. 24. I really want to say loudly: "_ _ _, it's Valentine's Day again". 25, single is good, single is good, who wants to be with whom. 26, a person eats twice, happiness is twice. 27, the baby is long and the baby is short, and you don't care if the baby is single. 28. It doesn't matter if you don't have a date in summer, but you can't throw watermelons. 29. What was detected in the stomach was all wine, not a peanut. 30, high-end players are free, love less and fish more. 3 1, falling in love? I don't trust others to be green with you. 32. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop of eternity. 33, people have sweet love, I only have a round head. 34, ugly people over 520, the United States sells air conditioners. 35、520? I thought it was the day I still spent it. 36. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin. 37. Still alone, happy and comfortable. 38, fat in vain, hopeless. 39. When I am alone, I am lonely. Don't be angry with me. 40. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end. 4 1, you make me so particular, how can I make do? 42, I wish you love, I have money! 43. It is not easy for me to live. Don't always make me give in to you. 44, others talk about the object for three years, I talk about three years. 45. What does my date look like?