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I dated my wife and best friend and dictated an affair with me.
I often joke that I'm so handsome, and it's a blessing for her to have a crush on my wife in her last life. Every time, I'm particularly proud, but my wife is angry that she's not loyal enough. In fact, my wife chased me after all. At that time, I was my wife's immediate boss, but I didn't expect to be conquered by her so easily.
I still remember that it happened to be the local Oktoberfest at that time, and the three of us just agreed to go to the Beer City to play. Probably, we could drink for free after buying tickets. Several of us drank a lot that night, and I didn't take a taxi home until the early morning. At that time, we were all in a drunken state, and Xiaojing fell asleep again, so I couldn't find out where Xiaojing's home was, so my wife said to let Xiaojing sleep in our house!
after returning home, it was surprising that the three of us were completely awake, so we fought landlord at home all night until it was almost dawn outside. My wife took her best friend's hand and went to the bedroom, but when I wanted to go in, I was locked out, so I had no choice but to sleep on the sofa.
At that time, my wife went to work at 1: p.m., and they left after a good sleep. Just when I was so sleepy, someone knocked at the door, but it was quiet.
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