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Funny jokes and humorous sentences (selected 6 1 sentence)

1, eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

This is a hard worker. He is busy when others are sleeping, and he has everything that others don't have.

You were born great, but you were wronged.

4, I heard that watching martial arts films can lose weight, because people often say that you are dying (thin)!

I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag all your life.

6. Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to stay up late. Later, she tied up her hair and looked like a brother.

7. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

9. Although you are single, you are fat.

10, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

1 1, confession is not necessarily a good thing.

12, when I was a child, I often liked to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults have no hair.

13, Confucius said: don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

14, encourage yourself when you are lovelorn, there will be someone who loves you waiting for you ahead.

15, the weather is fine today, suitable for fighting and kissing.

16, once the sea was difficult for water, except Wushan was a pit.

17, recently under great pressure, eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

18, hello, I'm a local friend, bumpkin.

19, dangerous building 100 feet high. If you jump, you will die.

20. The long yearning turned into a small sign in my hand and was sung into a thin and beautiful poem.

2 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

22. The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

23. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

24, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

25. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

26. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

27. Believe it or not, WeChat is completely retired.

28. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

29. Looking for her in my dream, I suddenly turned around and found the man undressing in bed.

If the whole world doesn't want you, come to me. I know several traffickers.

3 1, take your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

32. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

33. Keep the secret of youth: lie about your age.

34. Why not be poor and happy every day?

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

36. There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back.

37. Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance.

As your good friend, I have to tell you that I'm not afraid that you will be used, but I'm afraid that you will be useless.

39. On Valentine's Day, lovers begin to get excited, so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

40. Excuse me, are you Gao Qiu? I am very angry with you.

4 1, you get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

42, there is a man, no matter what you do, always love you, love you, spoil you, that man is dad.

43. Falling in love is too difficult.

44. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

45. I am an angel, because my weight can't go back to heaven.

46. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

47. Why do successful people like to give you chicken soup because they have finished eating the chicken?

48. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

49. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

5 1, because you don't love me, it doesn't matter how much love I give you.

52. The little girl wants to find a white horse in her dream. When she opened her eyes, she found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After she was heartbroken, she could only choose a strong one from the herd of donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

53. I have been much more energetic since I got mental illness.

Your world is so happy even if there is air, but my world is full of haze.

55. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

56, weeding at noon, summer vacation is really hard, homework is like a mountain, can't finish writing!

57. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

58. My best friend is Chinese-American, and I am a beauty in China.

59. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

60. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

6 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.