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A copywriter who only loves money all his life

1. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages.

This is an era of changeable feelings and disloyalty. Ten years of feelings can be forgotten by one person, and one year of feelings can be forgotten by several glasses of beer. The best way to make a person remember you forever and think of you often is to borrow some money from him.

4. What TV says is: I'll give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

People can't put themselves in their shoes, because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.

6. People and people, don't say whether it is suitable or not, just whether it is suitable or not. A one-dollar lighter can light a ten thousand-dollar cigarette. A table of tens of thousands of dollars is still inseparable from two yuan a pack of salt.

7. 99% of the things in the world can be solved by money, and the rest 1% needs more money to solve.

8. Besides marrying you and transferring money, don't take your likes and misses too seriously. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.

9. People's hearts are always hard to see through. A seemingly good friend can always send you into the mire when you need him most. A seemingly good relationship will collapse in an instant in front of money.

10. Trying to make money is to prevent your love from being tested by other people's money-this is the reality.

1 1. This is an era of asking for money in the blink of an eye, but it is not an era of making money in the blink of an eye.

12. Reality tells you that even the closest people look down on you without money; Life tells you that there is nothing wrong; Feelings tell you not to think that the person you think is thinking of you.

13. In fact, most people's funerals are "pseudo-depression", which can be cured by money alone.

14. Don't always think about marrying love or money. The reality is that most girls cannot marry love or money. As you thought when you were a child, going to Tsinghua or Peking University is the same.

15. People's hearts are slowly opened, based on enough companionship and trust, but people's hearts are also closed instantly. Once disappointed, they will never trust unconditionally as they did at the beginning.

16. Poverty is not terrible, poverty is short-lived. Being ugly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that people are ugly.

17. If you want others to enlighten you, stare at you, coax you, encourage you and advise you not to do it, then you should be poor! Whether this is chicken soup or not, this is reality.

18. If you are short of money once, you will really understand that lack of money often means that you have no confidence and no right to choose, and we are not children who can snuggle up to their parents and play tricks.

19. Try not to use human feelings for things that can be solved with your own money. You know, human feelings are much more expensive than money.

20. I gave you a candy, and you were happy. You have a problem with me when you see me giving two others, but you don't know that he also gave me two sweets, and you never gave me anything.

2 1. People sometimes say that money is the root of all evil, and people become bad when they have money. To tell the truth, there are still a few people I have met who have gone bad because they have money, but countless people suffer because they have no money.

22. Money is like water. Without it, you will die of thirst. Covet it, and you will drown.

23. You feel tired because you talk more than you do, and your desire is greater than your ability. I want to change, but there is nothing I can do. I want to let nature take its course, but I can't feel at ease.

24. Later I realized that only by earning enough money to make me feel at ease can I live a simple, comfortable and free life and make myself more confident. So, spend more time and energy and less time being melodramatic.