Have you ever received a "return visit to Taobao products after sale"?

Now tell me about my experience:

1. "The opening remarks of the male swindler on the other end of the phone are:" Hello, I am from the after-sales customer service center of Taobao Mall, and I want to make an after-sales return visit with you. Did you buy a nerve ... ceramide ... On February 20th, the official flagship store of one of our brands was autumn and winter sensitive muscle 65438? "

Just as the liar stammered these words, my mobile phone received an anti-fraud message. At this moment, I finally couldn't help laughing. What she didn't expect was that the liar at the other end of the phone also laughed "hahahahahaha". At this time, he burst out laughing, "Ha ha ha ha ha" and said to the liar, "Will you straighten things out first? I really can't go on like this. "

Meanwhile, the liar kept snickering on the phone. In order to cooperate with the other party's "performance", I said, "I bought it, and then what?" The liar actually replied, "Do I need to be professional?" Then I laughed at my colleague, googled it and hung up.

Unexpectedly, there is a follow-up call. In the afternoon, with the unremitting persistence of the other party, the liar's phone was connected again. At this time, the liar's opening remarks were: "Because we, er, recently received many complaints and feedbacks from customers that after using our products, the skin was allergic, with red spots and itching, and so on. Madam, did this happen after you used it? " I said, "No, no, I brought a Maserati after I used it. I think your products are very good and bring me good luck. "

Hearing Ms. Han say this, the liar was silent for a while. Seeing that the other party didn't talk for a long time, he said, "Why don't I recommend you to use it yourself, so that you don't have to be a liar and you can mention a Maserati?" At this time, the swindler on the other end of the phone kept silent and hung up. My colleagues and I laughed again.