Girls talk to dad about domineering

Qq girls talk about funny domineering.

One day I went to a friend's house to play and wanted to borrow a mirror to tidy my hair. A friend said there was no mirror at home and asked why. Idiot said that the mirror pixels are too high. He usually looks at his front camera phone with 300,000 images as a mirror, which will make him feel better.

Second, a person went to KFC and met young men and women quarreling at the door. Woman: "What the fuck is wrong with you? Take me to KFC for a date! " Man: "I'm afraid you are hungry!" Is there a problem? ! "Woman:" That Nima can't type, so what KFC did you give me to take medicine ... Comments: Although I can think of what medicine the beauty took, I still can't figure out what KFC means.

3. A yoga master said in his speech: My job is to sit on the ground, sometimes lying on the ground and talking. I can make money. The next buddy said, then let's go together. The master asked, where do you work? The buddy said: not necessarily, sometimes on the roadside, in short, in a crowded place, but my props are different from yours. You use the yoga mat and I use the bowl.

On Valentine's Day, the father said to his daughter, "You were my last lover, and I will wait for you at the school gate. Let's spend Valentine's Day together. " "I want to paint, so I don't have time to accompany you," the daughter replied. "Then I will wait forever." Dad still insists! At this point, the daughter looked into her father's eyes and calmly replied, "Let's not talk about the last life!"

Five, kangaroo and frog to engage in ambiguity. Kangaroo said it three times and twice, only to hear the frog barking next door all night. One, two, three Hey! One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroos are envious. The next day, kangaroo: "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! I didn't sleep all night. " The frog said, "Shit! Jumping all night, not jumping on the bed.

6. Some people are just mean. I have infinite affection for people who are not around. Turn a blind eye to people around you. It seems that only Zhu Shazhi and the white rose are missing, and mosquito blood and white rice grains are still there. What do you pretend to be as deep as the sea? If you really want to have feelings, why did you leave? Be affectionate to the right person and don't cling to the past. Those who have left are bitches, and only those who are around are good people.

7. An old man selling porcelain bowls was walking on the road with a pole. Suddenly, a porcelain bowl fell to the ground and broke, but the old man walked on without looking back. Passers-by felt very strange after seeing it and asked, "Why don't you look at your broken bowl?" The old man replied, "No matter how I turn around, the bowl is still broken." -Let go of the past, and there will be no burden in future life.

Grandpa: Nothing. You can go home without doing your homework. Grandson: Then my dad will hit me. Grandpa: Your father is my son. Grandson: Big Brother. It's ok to have your sentence. grandpa ...

Ninth, my wife cheated me and I caught her in bed. I asked, "Why did you do this behind my back?" The wife said, "It's a shame to go behind your back." I'm speechless.

Ten, the elder brothers come back from blind date, I ask each other? Dude: You have to have a figure, a face and a face. In short, you have everything you want ... but you didn't ask my phone number.