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50 super funny QQ sentences

Super funny QQ sentence 50 1, dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

2. Death is nothing. China lacks everything but people.

If you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you gain weight, it's yours.

4, the real force, dare to face the face without thickness.

5. Q: Why didn't you say it and keep it in your heart? A: I want to expand my chest! .

6. That woman looks good at first glance, but it's better to take a closer look.

7. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to that time. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

8. My world is simple. One is the one I love and the other is the one who loves me.

9. Big Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat. It will always be a patched hat.

10, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

1 1. After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back ached, my legs stopped hurting and my heart stopped beating.

12, there are no ugly women, only lazy women; Ugly, you must be lazy.

13, the beginning of life, good nature, play with your heart, get out, because TMD is a bad person.

14, when I cry, someone holds me, and I only cry harder.

15, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

16, in fact, we are no different. When it is dark, we look up at the same sky.

17, I have always envied my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

18, this morning in spring, I woke up easily. Hang up Q and don't disturb me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

19, no one can see a day without reading; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

20. What I hate most is referring to the abbreviations on the answers. If you say it, don't say it

2 1, Snow White wears bubble sleeves to cover her two muscles.

22, you don't like me, this is a disease, a very serious disease, wow, if you want to cure it, you must cure it.

23. I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

24. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po are lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?

25. Life is to smile at others and make them smile by the way.

26, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

27. I hate it when people see my bangs being blown in half by the strong wind.

28, in the face of the enemy's torture, I will always have only two words.

29. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

30. Some people mistakenly believe that everyone has the right to pursue happiness, just as everyone has the right to happiness.

3 1, your sister is a good girl, sharing a lot of sadness for your mother.

32. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.

33. A teacher's sign: suck powder, sell music and sit on the stage. This is my life.

34. You said ice is water for sleeping. All I remember is a sigh that fart is shit.

35. We have too few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers. No business, no killing.

37, the mouth should be sweet, and the heart should be awkward. Stay and roll. Either endure, be cruel or get out.

38. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

39. Now the left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's okay not to move, but it's all mushy.

40. Honey, I'm not responsible for flying slowly, so be careful to fall.

4 1, there is a yearning called autumn water, and there is a cold called autumn trousers.

42. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

43. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

46. If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you grow up.

47. I love you These three words, extremely warm, extremely thin and extremely cold, are absolutely incomparable.

I like getting wet in the rain. Not a particular hobby. I'm just waiting for someone to take an umbrella to shelter me from the wind and rain.

49. Homework, let's break up. I don't think we are really suitable.

50. I remember one day when my dad was drunk, he told me that the real man is the red flag at home and the colorful flag fluttering outside.

Super wonderful 50 funny sentences

1, I never explained it, and I don't know how to find my mother. It's true. I want to lose weight, but my wallet that I want to gain weight is getting thinner.

3. If the boss uses you, you are the talent. If you are not needed, you will be laid off.

4, promising men, often do something domineering.

As a lonely knight, you have to go to the police station to kill people.

6. I have tried my best. If I can't, please help me burn it.

7. Death is heavier than Mount Tai; Lighter than diaosi

Qian Shan is always in love, so you can't close your eyes.

I have been teaching others how to sell goods all my life, but no one has taught me how to die.

10, when I open my eyes and leave, you will definitely not live.

1 1, please don't bring anything of value, I'm afraid one's fingers itch.

12, the land of feng shui, not the mountains and rivers, but you buried it.

13, do you know that kings are the meanest in history? Is Gou Jian, the King of Yue (cheap enough)?

14, are you a monkey? What Hong Haier said to Wukong

15, does the meat hurt when liposuction? No, I will when I check out.

16, find a way to buy pigs without money.

17, Mengpo soup is really delicious. How does it taste? forget

18, I heard you had a natural birth, boy. Is it a rebellion without a natural birth?

19, please get together and leave the earth fruitfully, thank you.

Comrade Lei Feng must be all thumbs, otherwise he will always be found out if he doesn't do good deeds.

2 1. Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Because he doesn't understand the darkness of my grandfather during the day.

22. You asked me to go out, I went out, and you asked me to come back. I'm sorry I'm stuck.

23. I am the most trustworthy person. I won't pay you back until I pay you back.

24. I have been running in the field of hope, and it is inevitable that I will not trip over the stone of disappointment.

Don't challenge my patience with your temper, or you will die beautifully.

It's not wrong for you to look like this, it's just a crime.

27. You are invisible. You can't help talking to me. Your spirit is worth learning.

28. A cheating man is like money in dog shit. It's a pity not to answer it, and it's disgusting.

29. Jealousy is a knife, either inserted in others or in yourself.

30. Love usually means abandoning fools and asking for liars.

3 1, I like you, but you like her. I am a big joke.

Life is like an angry bird. When you make a mistake, there are always several pigs laughing.

33. Why is your mobile phone dead so soon? Tell me who you shot.

34. Swearing is not necessarily a bad person. Some people pretend to be a gentleman with a bad stomach.

35. Looking back and smiling, chickens fly and dogs jump; You stand smart and smelly.

36. Your IQ is in arrears. Please talk to me after charging.

37. What's the use of being handsome? Can he be used as a credit card machine in the bank?

38. What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

39, what is love, derailment; What is gentleness and meanness?

40. Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

4 1, creative life goal: the peasant woman has a little field.

42. I never take revenge I usually take revenge on the spot.

43, really naive, who fights now, usually goes directly to the hospital.

44. Friend, please tell my brother when you send poison gas.

45. During the onset of indirect depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not be close.

What matters these days is speed, or you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.

47. A smile is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

Stop, don't run, even dogs are unreliable these days.

49. Stop infatuating with me, or your sister-in-law will hit you with a pot.

50. I don't usually talk about people, but sometimes I talk about myths.

202 1 super funny QQ personality, say 50 sentences.

1, mosquito, when did you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

You can't influence others. What's the skill of bullying Xiao Qiang there?

3. Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er, "Have a bear-like chest."

You are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

I see, you are a woman, but you can't be a man.

6. There must be something hateful about the poor. There is no need to pretend to be poor here.

7. If you are rude to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

8. How many loves can win the time difference and distance, as long as they are willing to stick to it?

9. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

10, whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

1 1, I can't cry because I put on eyeliner and mascara.

12, who came to this world, who can go back alive?

13, when you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.

14, I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still have to take the exam?

15, it's not his fault that he fell in love with you, but he was blind.

16, I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

17, the girl we chased in those years is now chasing the box office.

18, human beings live to be influenced, otherwise how can they be called human beings?

19, my squirrel was beaten by you as a ball, and you still called it "Pikachu".

20. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

2 1, someone else has ADHD, as if his mouth has been moving.

22. I told my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig; He said that your deskmate is a pig.

23. My back itches. Please scratch it for me without spreading your wings.

24. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone. A week later, I found that my mobile phone was dead.

25. My youth is not over yet. I just turned twenty this year.

26. I can pretend to be blind or commit suicide if I don't like it.

I didn't know how to catch a cold the next day, only to find that I didn't cover the quilt.

Wake me up with an alarm clock tomorrow. Don't be naughty in bed tomorrow. Ok, earn money to support you.

29. Sometimes I feel ugly, so I worry too much about my ID card.

30. With such bad guys, their professional ethics plummeted and they could not turn over.

3 1. Talking to you now does not mean knowing each other. Maybe tomorrow you won't know who you are.

32. Missing is a disease. Acacia is that I am sick, but you don't know where I am.

33. Beef noodles are not beef, but Rob. There is no wife in the old lady's cake.

Brother, your daughter-in-law is not as beautiful as yesterday.

I met my mother-in-law in junior high school, but I dare not admit it.

36. If you want to lose weight, learn to dazzle people in dancing and dance all the time without eating.

37. Short people don't like Jay Chou, because his first sentence is always: Ouch!

Treat every day as a comedy, and you will be happy every day.

What I like to eat is my mouth, so don't ask me to eat.

40. The cutest dog in the world, you are not as cute as it.

4 1. People who hold up their middle fingers are always great because they don't know a secret.

42. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

43. In the past, there were only two It's a Wonderful Life.

44. The first person who knows that goat milk can be drunk, are you more than people who drink milk?

45. I wanted to be connected by word of mouth, but now I have been turned into a big fat man.

My hands are not dirty at all, but I have nothing to do every day to kill chickens.

47. It is black without the sun during the day, and it is black with the moon at night.

48. Walking at night in the dark, society is the darkest, and no one is more terrible.

49. Life in kindergarten is the best. The older you get, the less you know how to mix.

50. My heart is like a snake and scorpion. To match your human face and animal heart. Why not?

Super wonderful 50 funny sentences.

1, you never explain it. You don't know how to find mom. That's right.

2. When you want to lose weight, you are fat, but your wallet that you want to gain weight is getting thinner.