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About the sentence about your first drink, it tasted terrible.
2. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.
It rained and the ground was dry, so that cup doesn't count.
4. Come at the call, drink when you come, don't get drunk, don't go home when you are drunk, don't get confused, but don't sleep.
I've had a stomachache for a long time, so I'll drink some wine and it won't hurt.
I can't drink, and I have no future.
7. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.
8. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.
9. wine nourishes the soul, and water nourishes people, and it is not until dawn that the soul returns.
10. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;
1 1. No drinking, no future;
12. How can you not drink when you are wandering around the river?
13. No matter how hard life is, the wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.
14. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?
15. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.
16. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.
17. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings.
The second sentence 18 about being in a bad mood for the first time. Only when you are drunk can you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!
19. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.
20. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
2 1. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall, a catty helps the wall. I'm not going.
22. Drink a thousand cups, drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.
23. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
24. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
25. I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
26. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;
27. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.
28. Du Kang is the only solution.
29. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
30. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
3 1. You won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?
32. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
33. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
34. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.
About the terrible mood of drinking for the first time. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.
36. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
37. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.
38. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
39. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.
40. deep feelings, a stuffy.
42. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.
43. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.
44. If you don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.
45. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".
46. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
47. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.
48. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.
49. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.
50. Standing on two legs does not count as drinking.
There are too many beautiful sentences for the first time in life.
There are too many firsts in life, such as being a mother's daughter, a lover, a friend and a colleague for the first time. Among them, we have too many shortcomings and regrets. For everyone, there are too many first confidences in life. Please be tolerant in life and time!
1, there are always too many firsts in life, the first time to fly alone, the first time to drive alone in the capital.
Being a mother for the first time in my life is really hard. I am also trying to learn how to be a qualified mother better. What I need is to help me better adapt to the role of a mother, not to replace it for convenience.
3. Sitting for the first time, laughing for the first time, learning English for the first time, calling mom for the first time, holding a spoon for the first time, there are too many firsts in life. Remember the first time yesterday, baby!
There are too many firsts in life. If you always indulge in this, you will never look forward and never remember the past.
There are so many things in life that you can't think of the way ahead. I don't know how to do it. The more unlucky you are, the more you must hold your horses and cheer silently. You tried for the first time.
6. I heard this song completely for the first time today, and I burst into tears unconsciously. There are too many feelings in my life. I always listen to other people's stories, but it seems like my own life. I accidentally slipped away what we should cherish, so I had to clench my fist and continue the rest of my life. Maybe this is called helplessness.
7. There are too many first experiences in life, and some experiences cannot be repeated.
8. There are too many firsts in life. You can see different scenery if you have the courage.
9. I have the urge to die for the first time in my life. At the beginning, I had too much, and in the future, I can only be relegated.
10, to experience, maybe there is the first time in life, the first time to travel, the first time to cry, the first time to be cheated, the first time.
1 1, life is hard, because there are too many firsts in life, and each time makes you feel uneasy and nervous. But life is easy, and people who experience it for the first time will make you more calm and stronger.
12, there are too many firsts in life, but I am worth carrying. There will always be one tomorrow. It's too hard to live once. Please don't lose yourself.
13, there are many firsts in my life, and there are too many firsts this year. I didn't play the first role well. I want to say, "The rest of my life is long, please give me more advice."
14, there is too much helplessness in life. Like a person but can't do anything. For the first time, I found a girl who is much better than myself. I feel inferior and uncomfortable.
15, life, always try many first times, once you do it, there won't be too many doubts.
16, there are too many firsts in life and I want to write down every time, good or bad, which is worth remembering.
17, this summer, I shed too many tears, so I was eliminated for the first time in my life. It is false to say that I don't complain, but what's the use? In the next three years, I hope you will work harder and prove yourself. It's never too late as long as you work hard.
18, there are too many firsts in the journey of life, the first time holding hands, the first time falling in love, and the first time crying because of lovelorn.
19, life is too short to leave too many regrets, and many of them are not easy for the first time. Thank you for finally overcoming your fear of water and completing deep diving.
20. There are too many first experiences in life. Relax and face any possibility.
2 1, starting a full vegetarian diet today. I don't know how long I can hold on. I always feel sick after eating meat recently. Anyway, there are too many firsts in life that I haven't tried yet. Let the good things happen slowly.
22. No matter when and where, you should rely on yourself and don't pin your hopes on others. To grow up, we must always face problems and solve them independently. There are too many firsts in life. When you break through the first time, you don't need anyone anymore.
23. There are too many times in life when you come back for the first time. I will live a good life and work hard in the future.
24, the first barbecue! There are too many firsts in life, so you must learn to try. There will be different expectations.
25. Life begins to count down from the moment of birth. 33 seasons, too many firsts, there will still be more firsts to experience and work hard!
26. The first growth in life may be the loss of self. It is the first time that we lose our "self" that we realize that everything you insist on is wrong, and it is not completely judgmental to sublimate it to right or wrong.
27. There are too many firsts and too many firsts and endings in life. Cheer up and everything will be all right.
28. There are too many firsts in life, and everyone has to experience, experience, work hard and complete!
29. When I was so big, I drank alone for the first time because I was in a bad mood. I feel so delicious for the first time. For the first time, I felt that I had doubts about life.
30. There are too many firsts in life, so be brave enough to challenge and persist. In the face of family members, we always have a guilt hurdle. It is very difficult for a family member who is most afraid of leaving quietly.
3 1, there are too many firsts in life, and each first time is unforgettable. Come on! Create your own "Dienis record".
32. Times have changed. For the first time, I feel that the order of appearance in life is really important. It's really interesting to sigh at life. I have grown up a lot this year. In retrospect, I missed too much.
The mood of my son cooking for the first time.
The mood of my son cooking for the first time. Tell me about the first time my son cooked for us. He buys vegetables, washes vegetables, serves dishes and cooks. Although I also gave some guidance, he mainly finished four dishes by himself. One dish failed because the raw materials were not bought well. Braised hairtail and potato chips in the dry pot are tasteless. Caner must have the genes to cook. He is a cook. The point is that he cooked for the first time himself.
Cooking for the first time. Today is a good day, my cousin gets married, people who go to work go to work, and all kinds of roads are congested. My son and my little cousin and I had a simple meal at home, which eased the boredom of big fish and big meat in the New Year.
Son sings a birthday song to grandma! My mother is laughing! China's language is so profound that I'm confused! Anyway, thank my mother for giving birth to me and raising me. Although I don't like your way of education, I have become an excellent person! You are still great!
I remember when my son was in the second grade, one day it happened that both my husband and wife were working night shifts. My son is at home and has to go to school in the morning. I called him when he got up. After getting up, he cooked instant noodles in an electric cooker and then went to school. At that time, the company had a school bus to send his children to school.
I was a little touched when I came home from the night shift. There are two egg shells next to the rice cooker, and there are traces left by immature eggs.
Without the noise of Fez, the blue tranquility of Chev Shawan is particularly unique. The apartment is run by the boss and their son. What is rare is that it is as beautiful as a fairy tale, and you can also take the kitchen to cook. Well, this is the first time in your life to cook instant noodles in a foreign country.
Get up at 5 o'clock today to cook roast chicken, and get up so early to cook! However, it was quite successful to cook whole chicken for the first time! My son said it was delicious! Colleagues also said it was delicious! Still very fulfilling!
I ate complementary food for several months and didn't cook for my son for the first time. I made a good menu and gave the right milk. Well, the finished product is good, and the fat one is good.
The whole family has paid a lot for power, and it is so worthwhile to watch him grow up healthily day by day.
It's good that a busy day ends with the sound of the baby sleeping soundly and a new day begins with his smiling face.
Great, my son brought food to the table when he came home from work. This is his first time cooking, and I believe I will never forget the taste.
I went to my favorite girl's house for the first time in high school. Her grandmother cooked so delicious that she accidentally ate four bowls. Now her family still remembers the classmate who ate a lot.
My son's lunch is a little burnt and tastes good. For the first time, I don't know how to master cooking. People who can't cook study recipes for their children every day, hahaha.
I cooked for the first time today, and now I don't like cooking very much. I cooked it mainly. My son always says it's not delicious. I made it today. If he doesn't think it tastes good, I'll eat it myself.
I didn't take my notebook home for my first holiday. Buy food and cook, walk and enjoy flowers, watch my son do homework, dictate and play basketball. What an honor! !
Yesterday, my son cooked by himself. Today, I personally went to the market to buy food. My son cooked independently for the first time, and I don't remember when he went to the vegetable market! The day of crossing the mountains and rivers has quietly begun!
The exclamatory sentence of Sun's son's first cooking is about the first time that a living son cooked scrambled eggs.
The child was almost hit by a pot when cooking for the first time.
My son is cooking for the first time, and I am looking forward to it!
Cooking for Lan Pangpang for the first time, my son is awesome! Happy!
On the first day home, the child cooked for the first time.
My son cooked for the first time, fried rice with eggs, not bad!
Crayon Shinchan cooks for the first time. She is such a serious and caring child!
The first time my son cooked for me, it was really earth-shaking.
My son cooked steamed sea pomfret for the first time in his life. Actually, cooking is not difficult at all.
My son cooked for the first time without guidance.
Rain Dog cooks for the first time, feeling that his son has been admitted to Tsinghua.
My son is a thief, so cute! Cooking for the first time and bringing it to the company ~ a gift from the company on Women's Day this year ~
My son was worried that I would go home to cook for him at noon and get heatstroke, so he cooked his own steak. It's really good to do this for the first time.
1028 The eldest son cooked for his mother for the first time, which was decent.
The first time my son cooks, although it is just a simple pancake stall, it will be even harder next time.
My son's first cooking was super successful, and the delicious hand-grabbed cake was really delicious!
What's the meaning of cooking breakfast for my son and knocking out double egg yolks for the first time in my life? A surprise.
Cooking for my son for the first time, although I cooked too much, I didn't eat a few bites. At least I was successful.
As a son who can't cook, he has always been very sad. I can finally cook for my parents at home for the first time.
Yesterday, my son cooked for the first time, and he still looked so decent.
First date text message
First date text message
I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for several days. It seems like a century has passed. I'm so excited to see you. Don't forget to bring a present.
Bad guy, when are you going to sleep? Get up quickly, lazy pig, and don't forget our appointment.
I want this message to turn into a feather, which floats leisurely to your side and gently falls on your shoulder. When you pick it up slowly, you can see: honey, I'll wait for you downstairs after work!
It's a nice day today. Go out for a walk?
Candlelight reflects our throbbing, and roses sniff out the connection of hearts. When the glass in your hand is raised, you and I both know that romance is a lifelong date.
Spring is blooming and young hearts are cheering. Let's go for an outing!
Rinrin's alarm clock rang, but I don't want to be apart from you in my dream. Back to reality, I found you more lovely and charming than in my dream. Let's have dinner tonight and listen to me about you in my dream, okay? Let's adjust a color and dress up in a youthful age; Let's meet for a lifetime and change the ancient sky together. My heart is full of enthusiasm, waiting for you. Ask softly: Can you give me your reservation? Remember that agreement? We have a little understanding. Miss the first date, my heart is beautiful and uneasy. Steal some time, count to three and fly to the day when I fall in love with you.
I want to eat KFC, I want to eat McDonald's, but I want to eat your home cooking. Is it okay?
Since that time I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied every memory of me. I really want to see you again!
I want to ask you to be my lover. We can share a busy leisure in the summer rain and listen to my long-forgotten voice in the moonlit night.
A classic film is showing in the cinema. If you have time to call back, outside your house at 8: 00?
Thinking of your appearance makes my breathing confused; Think of your smile, the clouds become colored; When your hand holds mine, the air is filled with the fragrance of roses. I really want to date you all the time.
I'll wait for you at the usual place for dinner tonight. ...
Do you need a reason to give a gift to your beloved girl? Do I need a reason to ask you out?
Thinking about your mood is like an hour hand, just moving slowly; Waiting for your mood, like a minute hand, practicing your expression repeatedly, dear, when will you come?
Hey, I wonder if I can have lunch with you?
If you stand me up a hundred times, I will wait for you at the old place 10 1 time!
When you read this message, you already owe me an appointment. When shall we meet?
It is not difficult to wait, and the time is always neither long nor short. But I am eager to meet you and talk quietly. Don't be late.
I'm exhausted in recent days. How about finding a place to relax tomorrow
Are you free tonight? Shall we go out for a walk?
Tonight, the moonlight is like silver, so peaceful and quiet; Honey, where are you? When can I cut candles at the west window with you and enjoy the beautiful scenery of this quiet night!
It's been a long night, and I don't want to sleep, dear. I still remember the wonderful beginning of our love on a dark and horrible night in a month! Hurry up and tidy up. Let's meet in a bar and eat some frozen chicken.
I hope we can make an appointment to meet, of course, with your permission!
What's it like to be in love? Just like every dish you cook for me brings me warmth and sweetness. I miss the taste of love again Honey, can you cook for me tonight?
Honey, you know what? When we look at each other, that moment is the most beautiful moment in the world. Do you want to see that beautiful moment again?
Remember our appointment, don't be late! I look forward to inviting you to dinner tonight.
Missing you is an unspeakable pain. My heart is often sick for you. Now, when can you smile beside me? Let's meet today
Do you know that?/You know what? I sat quietly waiting ―― waiting for your appointment call …
Same time, same place, be there or be square.
I heard that you are very tired and want to have an appetizer with you. Although the charge is very expensive, alas, it doesn't matter to you!
You will know if you don't come. If you don't come, then ... hum. ...
When we meet, we always nod, but it's always hard to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness. Let's date!
What to eat today? Let me know when you think about it. I cook by myself. Oh!
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