Humorous sentences with personalized signatures indicate that you are single (40 highlights)

The cherry blossoms only bloomed for a while, but they failed for a whole year.

The first priority in life is to develop one's own ability, reserve one's own energy, keep one's health, and try one's best to do everything!

3. Some happy times will be embedded in the annual rings and grow into the imprint of life.

Knowing him, my tragedy, ruined myself, leaving this gloomy mood to be happy with you.

There is no shortage of dogs around me, so don't come to me whenever there is a shortage of dog food.

I would rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.

7. Many people don't need to meet again, because they just pass by, and forgetting is the best commemoration for each other.

8. If you care about yourself and love yourself, someone will care about and love you.

9. Actually, not everyone has such a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, don't polish his feelings.

10. Most princess patients are not princesses, just sick.

1 1. When you are mature, sometimes you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

12. Sometimes telling others that you think too much is actually thinking too much.

13. What's the use of learning English? Aren't those letters?

14. I don't know who will look at my message board and see my nonsense. Sometimes I giggle and feel sad.

15. If one day I leave, even if you are here, you can't hear my voice.

16. I feel that there are many monsters living in my heart, and they are eating my heart at will.

17. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

18. Just be comfortable.

19. Please say something decent if it is affected.

20. People who love moonlight don't take it for themselves. It's enough to look at it from a distance.

It doesn't matter if I get better little by little. I'm trying because you're not doing it for yourself.

22. If you can do whatever you want, how can there be so much helplessness?

23. When I grow up, I find that sometimes when you tell the truth, you have to apologize to others because you have exposed the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always take your brain with you.

24. I put it down too fast, probably because I like it and it is difficult to stick to it.

25. Not every sentence of sorry can give you a sentence that doesn't matter, sometimes it's a slap.

26. If you love me, please show your sincerity. Get out of my world if you don't love me.

27. When you are ready to let me go, don't think that I can still remember you.

28. Love has wonderful magic, which makes one person fall in love with another.

29. If you like me, just tell me, because I can't wait for you forever.

30. After that, people who don't understand love gradually understand. After that, people who understand love dare not love again.

3 1. All the unexpected encounters are on the road.

32. Anyway, please stay away from the cliff and don't pin your expectations on the ordinary.

33. You must smile better at such a good age.

34. Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful encounter of wrong love.

35. Don't cut an irrelevant person easily. Others are watching the excitement, but they are hurting themselves.

36. The difference between reality and dream is 108,000 miles, which is beyond my reach but non-stop.

37. The purest thing in the world is the soul, and the dirtiest thing in the world is the soul.

As far as I'm concerned, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

39. You dug that hole yourself, and you jumped willingly, but in the end you will find that you can't climb out, and only you are in it. Sure enough, thinking too much will make people beyond redemption, put away their desires and live a good life.

40. Falling in love with someone is not terrible, but relying on someone is the most terrible.

202 1 represents a single personality signature.

1. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

I want to get rid of being single, but I can't.

3. Now all the high-value people are single, such as me.

4. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

It's good to be a bachelor. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.

6, bachelor is a realm, no one can live up to today!

7. Some people say that single dog was victimized by the second half-price advertisement. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

8. In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

9, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away.

10, buy a cigarette today and smoke slowly.

1 1. When did your girlfriend ask the group friends for wine? I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends?

12, single dog, don't go out in winter, if you fall, it will become a prosperous icebreaker!

13, we bachelors have strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!

14. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.

15, Singles Day, long live.

16, long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

17, I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.

18, bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's already twenty-five, and no one can mend clothes yet.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

20. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

2 1. Those who quarreled with their girlfriends won, and now they are basically single.

22. Even if we are single, we will not be afraid of divorce. Who is like a housewife, there will be infighting. If you are not careful, your fixed assets will be reduced by half.

23. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

24. Two hearts are destined to become singular, either too crowded or too lonely.

25. In fact, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

26. Some people, once missed, are forever, once turned around, are forever.

27. I don't want to give up, so I always insist; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I prefer to be alone.

28. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.

29, don't say you have loneliness and alcohol, in fact, you are a single dog.

30. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.

3 1, I saw a boy who had a crush on me. Will deliberately show himself in front of him.

32. I am no different from being invisible online.

33. Just be single, don't be jealous, don't cry, don't care, don't be afraid of leaving, don't be afraid of losing, don't be afraid of being cheated and betrayed, and don't be afraid of sentimentality.

34, bachelor is cool, bachelor is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

35. Recruitment: In order to solve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I specially invited a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!

Girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.

37. Since the breakup, the traffic has been saved by 80%.

38. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

39, a person's singles day, street displacement.

40. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

4 1, put aside your troubles, come on, let's shout together: I am a bachelor! I am very happy!

42. In the dark night, there is always a person who will stay quietly in a "corner", not because he likes it so much, but because he is used to it.

43. Being single has never been surpassed.

44. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

45. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

46. Only one meal ticket issued to single girls is valid for 60 years.

47. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

48. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

49. There is a kind of singles called "Que Ning doesn't abuse" and there is a kind of singles called "just for someone".

50. In this life, at least once, you will be desperate for someone.

5 1. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

52. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "lone wolf".

54. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

55. I choked to tell you the past days. How ridiculous. I thought you'd be moved.

56. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

57. I keep saying long live the single life, but I am thinking about the impossible Ta.

I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

59. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

60. Who can understand the impatience in my heart? In others' eyes, it is just a grain of sand.

6 1, some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

62. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

64, a person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

66. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.

67, women have black and white beauty and ugliness, men are tall and thin, this matter is ancient, I hope people will last for a long time, bachelors will no longer exist!

68. We are all single, we are all lonely, but we are all happy because we are all free! Singles Day Manifesto.

69. With sadness and joy, with yesterday gone forever, I put on my thin youth in a mighty way.

70. I have been wondering if there is anyone who looks for hope in the dark like me.

7 1, unless that person can make your life better than when you are single, why leave single for that person?

72. When will you have a girlfriend? A glass of wine asks the sky. I don't know how many teenagers it will take to say goodbye to being single.

73. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.

74, a person is not alone, miss a person alone.

75. I am still so worthless. I've been following your news everywhere.

76. Show loving people changed batch after batch, and only I was single.

77. If you have been single for a long time, you will suddenly be afraid when you meet someone you like. You will laugh and shake your head and say forget it.

78. The pain of being single is complained, but everyone is there.

79. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On the animal history of a person's life.

80. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

8 1, we finally don't even have a lukewarm greeting.

82. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

83. There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are very happy.

84. On such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

85. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

86. I haven't forgotten anyone, but no one remembers me.

87. People are looking for her thousands of times, but my girlfriend still doesn't know where she is!

88. It's good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can be moved by it.

89. My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

90. Singles Day is nothing. We'd better be single.

A sentence indicating that you are single.

One is waiting for people to see a person's soul clearly. Waiting is a calm state of mind, which embodies the nobility of the soul: Zhao Xiang and Lin Xiangru repeatedly avoided waiting for Lian Po's understanding, and their noble sentiments were passed down to future generations; Han let Su Wu and others in the year of Xiongnu, causing a sensation in the ruling and opposition, and everyone echo each other; Liu Bei waited in the hut again and again, which made Zhuge Liang understand his great ambition and come out to help.

Second, what you can't forget is not your looks, but the beauty of the past.

Third, I deliberately pretend, but I still can't deceive my heart.

Fourth, don't come to me if you are single. Your sister is not from that marriage agency.

5. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person.

Sixth, waiting is a kind of enjoyment. Although painful, although unbearable. In fact, it is a test of time's willpower. Stick to it and you will reap fruitful results. If you give up halfway, you may get nothing.

Seventh, we are so absorbed in our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.

Eight, it's good to be single, and you can be moved by the person you like.

Nine, no one is always seventeen, but some people are always seventeen. I grew up because I relied on a memory that only I remember. Long enough to face all the ups and downs in the world bravely.

Don't let yourself be wronged because no one cares about you.

Eleven, flowers on the other side, flowers without leaves, leaves without flowers, miss each other but can not meet.

Twelve, a person thinking, a person walking, a person laughing, a person crying, a person sad, a person from intentional to unintentional, a song from affectionate to heartless. This is his current mood and his persistent feelings for himself.

Thirteen, life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting for a thousand days, fighting for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!

Fourteen, single has the happiness of single, and love has the happiness of love. You don't have to envy anyone.

Fifteen, life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting for a thousand days, fighting for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!

Sixteen, always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to understand people's hearts in the end.

17. Instead of waiting for love that you can't get, take a risk for love and let life bloom in the night sky like fireworks.

I have always believed that life is a wandering exile, an endless wait. Waiting is painful and beautiful. It's just that pain is natural and essential. Beauty is subjective and ethereal. But without the beauty of dreams, who has the courage to wait?

19. Happiness went so fast that it disappeared before I could recover it.

Twenty, before you came, I was here, always here, counting the years and waiting quietly. After you came, I still stayed here, smiling and planting an acacia flower in the protruding lip corner, which quietly bloomed and withered for you.

Before I met you, there was still a lot of happiness in my world.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Twenty-three, women either fall in love until they get married or have fun, don't take it seriously or be noble and single.

Twenty-four, choose loneliness, choose loneliness, choose to sink, choose to wait, wait for an eternity without an ending. Put on a monologue that has nothing to do with love in a person's world, fold up dreams and hopes and send them to tomorrow, bury sadness and pain in memory, and cover up all anxiety and despair with silence and indifference.

Twenty-five. Shut up for life. Just to hide some heartache. So wait, wait for the turning point of life, wait for the thread of life to blend quietly. Make everything look beautiful. Even if it's just a scam.

Twenty-six, single is not guilty, but it is not good to let others be single.

One person, one sentence.

Say something about a single personality:

1, there is a kind of single, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, and I don't want to stay single. I just choose a person to live quietly for that love, that love, that person who has always been in my heart.

I finally believe that time reversal is just a beautiful myth, deceiving children, but if possible, please make up another story to deceive me, ok?

3, there is a single person who can abandon everything for love. They are not afraid of being laughed at by others, because they always believe that the person waiting will turn around one day, embrace themselves and never leave.

There is a single person who can give everything for love. They don't worry about how much time they have spent waiting and how much effort they have made, because they know that that person will promise themselves one day and then grow old with themselves.

There is a single person who can give up everything for love. They don't care how many people they will miss if they wait like this, because they only like that one person, because they only wait for that one person.

6. There is a single person who can be desperate for love. What they are waiting for is just to let the person they are waiting for understand their mind, then choose themselves, and then, hand in hand, go on together.

7. Sometimes when you calm down, you will find your persistence ridiculous. Why not fall in love?

8. I want to fall in love and stop being lonely, but when love comes, you just want to escape.

9. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?

10, loneliness is one track-minded in everyone's heart. I want to bid farewell to being single and lonely, but apart from that one person, we are willing to choose to hold hands with loneliness and rely on it.

1 1, I remember there is such a couplet: where there is a will, there is a way, and you will never stop. 120 Qin Guan will eventually be Chu; Hard-working people, there are unexpected events in the sky, and more than 3,000 armor can swallow Wu! Yes, bachelors are hard-working people. They will wait until that day, their dreams will come true, and they will hold hands with their loved ones, walk together, watch movies together, live together for the rest of their lives.

12, single, not for love, not for the opposite sex Just for that person, I am willing to bury everything in my heart, and I am willing to live alone in the ridicule of others.

13, single, not that no one likes it, no one wants it, just for that person, and I don't want to pick flowers waving to them by the roadside, and I don't want to end my single life with love that is not true love. They have been working hard and struggling. They don't care whether others know or not, they just want to walk to their destination by their own efforts, and then pick the flowers of true love that have been blooming in their hearts.

14, the city lights are still on and never stop, and the neon lights flash my loneliness. Accustomed to wandering in the streets of the city on such a night. Besides the long shadow dragging behind me, there is something accompanying me. In fact, it is very lonely, in fact, it is very uncomfortable. Watching others walk hand in hand in pairs, how can a lonely heart not stir? But for that person, who I am willing to protect with my whole life, I am willing to be lonely.

Single quotation mark:

1。 People you like don't appear, and people who do don't like it.

2。 Lack is better than abuse.

3。 Don't get married just to get married.

4。 Love is just a luxury of life. It's better to have it, but you can't die without it.

5。 Love is hard to find.

6。 It's not that I don't want to love, but that I feel powerless.

7。 One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

8。 Good men are other people's husbands ~

9。 Love is relatively simple, basically a matter of two people, and there are not many conditions. But marriage is complicated, at least for two families, one condition after another.

10。 Not that I don't want to get married, but that I can't find a suitable marriage.

1 1。 Only when you wear shoes on your feet do you know whether you are suitable or not.

12。 Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to survive.

13。 Wait for that person to appear quietly and laugh together to watch the flowers bloom and fall.

14。 The appearance is easy to get old, the time is easy to abandon, it is good to marry well, and it is painful to marry badly.

15。 Okay, where are all the good men?

16。 Time is wasted on love; Because of wasting love, marriage didn't come as scheduled.

17。 I chose to give up first because I was afraid of getting hurt.

18。 It is better to be single with pride than to fall in love with injustice.

19。 Paradoxically, is it love or bread?

20。 For so long, why not keep it up?

2 1。 I have read many love novels. In the relationship between two people, most of the examples of too much love are performances, so two people can be together, either you fool him or he fools you.

22。 There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner.

23。 Men are afraid of going into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

24。 In fact, if you really can't find love, you will be single for a lifetime and make your own choices in your life. Why take the usual road?

25。 I'm too used to being alone.

26。 I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman.