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A classic saying is mood: it takes courage to be silent for too long, even if it is active.

1. You can't be Filipino, you can't speak too fast, you can't be too Rio, you can't marry too Ma Rong, and you can't choose too Song Zhe.

I want to open a coffee shop called "Long time no see" in the future.

You can't take it when I give it to you.

It is appropriate for you to meet the person who can let you go and let you go.

I can show you around and make you infamous.

6. I want to hug your neck, hug you on the sofa, unbutton your shirt and listen to you say you like me.

The thought that no one likes you or me anymore makes me feel that I have won.

8. The deep sea will not boil because of a cup of hot water.

9. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

10. I have said a lot of arrogant things and done a lot of crazy things, but I am as meek as a cat in front of you.

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12. Life is like playing Super Mario. If you don't eat mushrooms, even turtles can kill you.

13. I just want to sleep with you all my life, simple and rude!

14. Will is humble and brave.

15. Don't worry about it everywhere. You are not the only one with stories in this world.

16. I finally know why no one likes me at school. Others take one step, I take two steps, others drink water, and I drink half a bottle at a time. How gentle others run, afraid of stepping on an ant, I am afraid of not stepping on an ant. I can't show my teeth when others are laughing. You can see your intestines when you smile, and others are shy when talking to boys.

17. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long, even to take the initiative.

18. Wandering all my life, loving someone for ten miles, just to want you.

19. There are only seven points for loving someone, and three points for loving yourself.

20. After all these years, I just didn't get out of your routine.

2 1. To tell the truth, I am dishonest.

22. We should only cry once or twice in thousands of episodes, just like crayon Shinchan.

23. When you raised your head and pointed a knife at me, I pointed a gun at you. I pulled the trigger when you stuck the knife in my heart. Your knife is good, and my gun is not loaded.

24. I went to the alley and heard someone calling me upstairs: Your Majesty! I looked up and said, who is calling me? ? Then I was splashed with water. The woman who splashed water upstairs said, I told you to get away, and it served you right!

26. The coolest look of a woman should be amorous feelings, kissing different lips, liking different people but not loving anyone.

27. My mother said that we can't chat on the Internet, because those people on the Internet are all liars, and all they know is flirting. In fact, what I want to say is just a simple sentence, but it can tell everything. Mom, I am the one you mentioned flirting with the little girl.

28. Good night means you won't push me around any more. I will continue to play with my mobile phone now.

29. The circle determines life. What kind of people you get close to, what kind of road you will take. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Poor people will only teach you how to scrimp and save, card friends will only urge you to play cards, wine friends will only urge you to drink, and reliable people will infect you with how to make progress.

30. When I miss someone very much, I look up at the plane that occasionally flies in the air and feel that some people will disappear in life sooner or later, just like that plane.

It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

1, the so-called pig-like roommate is that I have a cold and ask him to bring a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

2, love always makes people blush first, and then red eyes.

We only love each other occasionally. If you can't get through, you don't have to put them together to recycle tenderness.

There are all kinds of dogs behind you.

Love lost too fast and was caught off guard by backup.

6. I cried. Then, I smiled more happily than anyone else.

7. Some people hate it in their hearts and don't have to show it incisively and vividly.

8, the most beautiful love, no shortage, no old, just want to accompany you for a lifetime, that's all.

9, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

10, it takes courage to be silent for too long.

1 1. Who said Monday was April Fool's Day? Please call me a red scarf.

12. Memories can make you smile, but they can also make you cry.

13, instead of dwelling on the past and worrying about the future, it is better to grasp the present. The past is a dream, the future is a shadow, and now is the real life.

14, in the scene of love, perhaps, you are just my hero.

15, there are always people around. How dare I approach?

16, smiling at you is to give you face, don't be so fucking shameless!

17, now I feel that God has hurt me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?

18, a person suddenly contacted you, normal, because he was looking for a spare tire; It's normal not to contact you suddenly, because you are just a spare tire.

19, I envy Kotaro. He doesn't love the country, but I have the undying love of Big Wolf.

20. How many people look into your eyes and smile, and then kick your heart when you die?

Sentence that breaks your heart: It takes courage to be silent for too long, even if it is active.

1. Life is like a blank sheet of paper. Over time, white paper became a story.

Any hypocrisy and deception will do great harm to her.

3. Your heart is like an ocean. No one on the other side should learn to wander, and neither should I.

Nothing will last forever, and nothing will last long. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

6. Tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness.

7. Some roads are far away, and you will be tired if you go on, but you will regret if you don't go.

8. No matter how beautiful the flower is, it will wither. No matter how strong the love is, it will lose time.

9. What's the feeling of math class? "Do you know what it's like to watch an American drama without subtitles?"

10 Sometimes, I need to cheer myself up and move on. I have no choice but to be strong.

1 1, why, why not me, how bad I am, you chose her.

12, I'm not leaving, I'm still waiting, because looking back will hurt you.

13. People who indulge themselves are not worthy of pity. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

14, I always can't understand your expression, even if you are smiling, I will feel very sad.

15, there is nothing to live, only the mood can live.

The repressed sentences in my heart have been silent for a long time, and even taking the initiative requires courage.

First, some children like to watch mobile phones when they walk. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

Second, friendship can stand insipid, but it can't stand wind and rain, and love can stand wind and rain, but it can't stand insipid.

If your heart is a prison, I am willing to be sentenced to life imprisonment.

Fourth, it takes courage to be silent for a long time or even take the initiative.

I admit swearing is ten thousand times cleaner than lying.

It's not that I can't do it without you, but that my heart will follow you without you.

Seven, I always let you don't understand impetuous or camouflage, or you can't understand me. I'm sorry, too.

Eight, only thank those who speak for you when others slander you, even if you really do something wrong.

Nine, what will always wither and deteriorate with time.

Ten, it is obviously a game with unknown results, but it is clear about winning or losing.

The most beautiful youth is just having one or two friends who are always with you and a lover who can't be taken away.

Twelve, you are still my soft spot that hurts when I touch it, even though I use all my bones to try to be brave.

Thirteen, I'm just used to you, not without you.

I don't want to see you, but I have to turn around and leave.

Fifteen, travel more and see the world, so many good scenery will make it clearer why you should work hard.

16.[ Can you still insist on your craziest insistence]

Seventeen, in your eyes, I have too many shortcomings to see, and I like you very much.

If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.

Nineteen, maybe people who smile are uncomfortable in the most beautiful way.

The best life is nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

Twenty-one, [is a lingering feeling that lingers on the bitterness of time]

Don't take yourself too seriously, you are nothing in the eyes of others.

Twenty-three, I don't have the kind of life that makes people feel sad.

When I graduated from junior high school, I thought I had left hell but didn't know I had left heaven.

25, I want that kind of care.

26. Idle people are bystanders of time, while busy people are predators of time.

At the age of 27, I would rather do something I regret than miss it.

28. If not the only one, please keep your distance.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so it's better to forget each other easily.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

Never give up easily. If you really want to give up, then give up. You don't have to say it at all.

Love doesn't have to be valued by outsiders, but I recognized you as soon as you appeared in front of me.

Thirty-three, [the person who cares most suddenly changes tone, feeling that people all over the world don't want you]

Only deep love can make you jealous. If I don't care, I will never cry.

Give me all your sorrows. I hope you are happy.

At the beginning of a story, it is often difficult for us to realize that this is the beginning.

I think I'm just too tired. I just haven't slept for a long time.

Swallow your tears, taste your blood and carry your dreams.

I made two mistakes with you. At first I thought I was irreplaceable, but later I mistakenly thought someone could replace you.

40. Did I give you too much before you chose to leave me?

Forty-one, some people don't like me, in fact, I know all about it, but baby, when you insult me, please look at your own virtue, whether it's onion or garlic, everyone knows.

Forty-two, I miss being brave and refuse to forget that I can't follow your direction.

Forty-three, now only my parents and mosquitoes can regard me as his only one.

Forty-four, this time I wait for you, waiting for you to run and smile with me.

Forty-five, I want to answer many questions, even the answers are ready, but you never ask me.

As long as your name is mentioned in front of me, people can't help blushing.

I always think of you from every little thing in my life.

Forty-eight, no dreams, no feelings, the most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death.

49. Never treat your man as a son, or he will bring you back a daughter-in-law one day.

1. Don't make me unable to love you.

50. It turns out that only you can see the most beautiful scenery.

After this summer, our classroom is full of people again, but it is no longer us.

You are too crowded around. I just watched from a distance.

Fifty-three, if you just like it, why does it swell into love? If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

54. I think it's worthwhile to get a sentence that I miss you for a long time without contact.

55. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will turn on the alarm clock. I eat snacks as soon as I open them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

Fifty-six, leaving is really a very uncomfortable thing.

Fifty-seven, those ordinary children, your good temper, you will sing to me, you will gently say that you are more anxious to accompany me than the summer rain.

In fact, I have no right to comfort others I can't even control myself.

Do you think cutting your hair short can relieve your troubles? Then if you shave it off, you will lose your memory.

To tell you the truth, I miss the first time we met.

How can I sleep without your smile? Your voice is so close, but I can't hold it.

The quilt is sick, and I always feel that I need to stay in bed to take care of it.

Sixty-three, as time goes by, you have always been in my heart, and Wan Li cannot live without dust.

I like people who always bring me delicious food.

Sixty-five, if I say I really love you, who will clean up those ruined friendships?

Sixty-six or four days of sunshine and dazzling you are too extravagant. I must not enjoy them at the same time. So the weather is getting more and more comfortable, and I am losing you.

Sixty-seven, "You walked behind me and I was so scared that I forgot my walking posture."

Sixty-eight, how can we go back to the original place without the original appearance?

Sixty-nine, you will meet other women and her Qi Mei case, and there will be a man with nothing next to me.

70. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will turn on the alarm clock. I eat snacks as soon as I open them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

Seventy-one, I'm not afraid that all the guns are pointed at me. To my despair, you are among them.

Seventy-two, when I cherish the distance between you and me, I am powerless to return to heaven.

Seventy-three, although I know that I am an ordinary person, I still hope to have a special existence in the hearts of special people.

Seventy-four, like a bad movie, if it sounds too good, you forget it, and it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

Why does the holiday feel so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday.

Forgive me for always urging myself to pretend to be strong for so long.

Now, even if I am angry, I will pretend to be calm. Even if I am unhappy, I will try to smile. Even if I am sad, I will only sneak around. Even if I care, I will not explain too much.

At seventy-eight, I'm still so worthless. I've been following your news everywhere.

I always envy the brilliance of others, but forget that I can shine.

Eighty, this old saying contains too much: the past fades and the old people disperse.

Eighty-one, I don't have the kind of life that makes people feel bad.

I can't laugh when you say that. They asked me what happened and I didn't know what to say.

83. I always wonder if the clock will go fast when I am asleep.

84. May I always be passionate about you, no matter how long it takes, no matter the ends of the earth.

One of the most difficult and complicated skills in the world is to entertain yourself.

I never said I was a good person or a bad person, but remember, my quality depends on your attitude towards me.

I can't find the umbrella I want. I'd rather be in the rain all my life?

Eighty-six, a simple person like me can't do such a scheming math problem.

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move if I take the initiative

88. I'm still trying to lie bravely and can't stop you.

Eighty-nine, just want to turn gracefully, but unexpectedly gorgeous hit the wall.

90. I always think of you from every little thing in my life.

Ninety-one, even though thorns are all over me, have I ever taken a step back?

92. When you are excited, your friends know who you are. You don't know who your friend is until you fall.

93. I have finally become what you yearn for, but now I despise you;

94. If love makes you lonely, heartbroken and unhappy, then why do you insist on giving up? It's not the result I want.

Ninety-five, you are not afraid to sing loudly. Now time has flown away from your mouth.

96. But if you don't understand, your body will break your heart.

97. You have never been in the play, but I have lost myself.

98. Feelings can't force a person who doesn't love you. He doesn't have a good impression of you. You should learn to give up.

Ninety-nine [What will wither and deteriorate after a long time. ]