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What's the use of having a man?
As long as you enter the term "What are men for?" on the Internet, many posts about women complaining about men will appear. Today's women are indeed getting stronger and stronger. They can be in the hall and in the kitchen. , a good hand at work and good at everything at home. Therefore, when many married women look at men who check their mobile phones and play games as soon as they enter the house, they always complain while continuing to work: "What's the use of having a man?".
Although there are many women who complain that men are useless, if they are really asked to divorce, those who complain more fiercely will be less happy. They often talk to themselves and complain, which makes them sad but cannot solve any problems. On the contrary, their complaints make their family life worse and worse, making her and her man's mood worse and worse. Just think about it, which man is willing to listen to them nagging and complaining in his ears all day long? Are you still saying that you are useless? When men are annoyed by complaints, they often say: "If you say I'm useless, then let's get divorced!" But they just use their children as an excuse not to divorce.
I just saw another complaint post, and the reply to the post turned into a complaint meeting for married women. A sister in the reply complained: "What's the use of having a man?" Wouldn't he just contribute a sperm and get his salary back?", Nana? He can let you have children and get your salary back home. How useful it is. How can you say he is useless?
Let me talk about the role of men in the home from another perspective: Women are born with the function of giving birth to children, but can you give birth to children without a man? Some people say yes, I use in vitro fertilization, but do you know how harmful an in vitro fertilization is to a woman’s body? You have to take an ovulation induction injection, and then count the days and time for the doctor to take out multiple eggs, fertilize them in a vessel, and then do an operation to put two or three fertilized eggs into the uterus after fertilization. So test tube baby Many have double petals. But normal women ovulate one egg per month. This disrupts body functions and causes estrogen disorders in the body. If it is mild, it will cause early estrogen. If it is severe, it will get cancer. Regardless of the severity, it will die earlier than normal. And the key is this It has to cost a lot of money. Two families in my workplace used in vitro fertilization to conceive children. According to him, one in vitro fertilization costs more than 50,000 yuan, and there is no guarantee that it will be successful the first time. His family did it twice before they could get pregnant successfully, so they spent a lot of money. It was more than 100,000 yuan, so he was particularly nervous about his wife. After his wife became pregnant, he ran around and did all the housework, hoping that his wife would give birth to the child smoothly.
?I didn’t want to have a baby at all when I got married, but I couldn’t get pregnant after my birth control failed, and I was worried about having an abortion that would hurt my health. The most important thing was that I was afraid of going to the hospital for surgery, so I had no choice but to give birth. After giving birth, the child was weak, sickly, introverted, timid, and afraid of getting into trouble. In order to raise him and educate him, I suffered a lot and put a lot of thought into it. But now the child is very promising in the workplace and is very filial. Now I really feel that I have such a child. The child is very valuable. I am very proud that he has achieved advanced results in the workplace and has gained face. So how important is it for a man to have a child, and the man also takes money from the family, right? How useful men are!
In addition to the two uses above, men also have many uses:
1. Audience: Women love to talk. When there is a man around you who want to talk, just say, He has to listen, doesn't he want to? Then don't go home to eat. I don't have to cook anymore.
2. Sandbag: When a woman gets angry outside, she can vent to him when she comes home, cry all kinds of things, but won’t you comfort me? Then scold you in all kinds of ways, who let you enjoy my mother's care on a daily basis? To get something, you have to give something, so that there is balance. 3. Porter: Women like to clean up the house, and often have to move heavy objects. At this time, men must use it! Last year, when my balcony was being renovated, my husband took on the heavy responsibility of being a mover. I couldn’t do it without him, so would I have to ask for help or pay for a moving company? It’s not cost-effective to have just a few pieces, right? The key is not to ask for favors from others, but also to greet them with a smile. To use my husband, I must be tough and command him to move this and that, just like a conductor.
4. When you are sick, buy medicine, buy food, and bring water to take care of us: It’s time to open your mouth and stretch your hands after enjoying the meal. It’s time for him to show off. There is a common phenomenon among men. His shortcoming is that he has poor self-consciousness. Women often get angry with men because of this. I used to be angry with him because of this. I once complained: I raise an army for a thousand days and use it for a while, but when I use it, the soldiers are gone?
Now I no longer complain, because through reading, I understand the nature of men and know that they all have this problem. This is a common problem among men!
In fact, it’s not that many married men don’t love their wives, it’s their instinct to be “lazy”. After getting married, I am too lazy to say sweet words to my wife, and I am even too lazy to help my wife with housework. What is the saying? Who will feed the baited fish?
So, it would be easy to find the reason why a man does not take the initiative to help his wife with housework! Isn't he unconscious? Then let’s order him to do it! I just happened to be practicing to be a conductor. If we can't be the leader at work, we should be the leader of him and his children at home! Since I understood this, when I am sick again, I will command him to buy and cook vegetables for me. He used to buy rice for me to eat, but now I will say: "No, I want to eat fried vegetables!" Of course, I command men. You have to be skillful in your work, and your tone must not be harsh. You have to ask your husband to do it for you in a gentle and coquettish way. Men are afraid that women will be soft, so he has to do it for me obediently. He said at first that he didn’t want to Refuse, no, we will do it, so I lay on the sofa holding Nuan Bao and verbally directed him to wash and cook vegetables. After a few days of doing this, he sighed: "It takes so much effort to wash and cook vegetables every day." !" After these few days of hard work, he will be able to think from her perspective and understand how to understand his wife's daily hard work.
I had dysmenorrhea during the Qingming Festival the year before last, and his sister asked him to go back to his hometown to visit his parents’ graves. I weakly said to him: "Husband, I hope you can stay with me and not go back." Didn’t you go back for New Year’s Day, Qingming Festival, May Day, and July Day last year? When I was in good health, I didn’t stop you from going back to fulfill your filial piety, but now we have to make a clear distinction between the living and the dead, right? If you are filial when you are alive, who will you do it to after you die? Aren’t you doing it for your relatives in your hometown? But who of your relatives in your hometown will take care of you, let alone others, just your sister and your daughter? Who took care of you? When you were single, who helped you clean the house and cook for you? You can’t be heartless, right? I’m the one who takes care of you, but you leave me alone when I’m sick. Can you bear with your conscience that I feel miserable alone at home? "After he heard what I said, he called his sister and said that he was not going back, yeah~
I have been here for two years. Through reading a lot, I woke up like an enlightenment. Now, I have shifted the focus from my husband to myself. I understand that if a woman wants to be loved by a man, she must first learn to love herself!
5. Being a wife: This is the most important! Having a companion when you get old is very important for people's physiology and psychology. What is the current health concept? Only when you are healthy both physically and mentally can you be truly healthy!
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And with a wife, you don’t have to worry about the children, right? There is a woman in my workplace who has been guarding her children since her husband died early, treating the children as everything to her. The son who was raised in this way has a particularly serious Oedipus complex, and she herself also has an Oedipus complex. As a result, his son died Now I am forty years old and I still don’t have a partner. It’s a pity that I lost a very handsome, good-tempered and smart child.
Some women insist on living with their children after divorce. In many families, the elders interfere too much in the children’s lives and the children end up getting divorced. There are many such examples. . So when you are old, you should stop worrying about raising children. Find a wife and go out with you to travel together and gain experience. If you don’t have enough money, let your children help. As long as the mother-in-law does not interfere in the son’s life, I guess the daughter-in-law will not I don’t agree to pay! You paid for some peace and quiet, right? Also, when I go shopping, I take him with me. One is to help with things, and the other is to act as a bodyguard. There is a man following me next to me. Let’s see which thief or gangster dares to provoke us?
6. The object of teasing: The song fairy in "Happy Pine" said it well: "Men can be teased when they are alive, but they can eat meat when they are dead." Ever since I watched "Happy Pines" I started thinking of ways to tease my husband.
In the morning when he was leaving for work, I was happy and walked him to the door, and then said: "Uncle, have a good go, come often!" When he came home, I went up to him on a whim and said arrogantly: "Oh, Master, you just came? Did you forget about the slave family? Oh, you are stingy, I’m free today! .
One time when he came home, I stood at the door early when I heard the sound of the key opening the door. As soon as he opened the door, I imitated the little penguin in QQ and waved my hands back and forth. He was surprised: "What are you doing?" , I got upset and said: "Damn, when you hooked up with others on QQ, didn't you see the little penguin waving his hands left and right in laughter? You are so stupid, no wonder you can't hook up with others! Tsk~~~", there are many examples, When I'm happy, I tease him and ask him to give me a piece of music. Can he not be happy? , I believe that many women are smarter than me, and they will definitely think of more ways to tease him than me. It’s so fun to tease him from time to time, and it also adds some salt to the ordinary life. Do you want to try it too?
? Now my husband is becoming more and more interesting in my teasing. We were joking just before going to work. Since last year, I have stopped making breakfast for him in the morning. I can’t be late when he comes. I have to go to work on time, and secondly, I don’t want to get up early (a woman must love herself first), so sometimes I prepare eggs or snacks and biscuits for him. If he doesn’t want to eat them, he goes out to eat breakfast by himself. He likes to eat crispy rice dishes, roasted pork, etc. When we went to the supermarket last Saturday, he insisted on buying a lot of pastries because there were so many varieties. He picked up a few of each kind. At that time, I told him that there were too many and I didn’t dare to eat more for fear of getting fat. , he said he could finish it all, so when he left this morning, I asked him to take an extra pastry with him. He said, "I can't bear to eat it and leave it for you to eat." How many days will it take before I get tired of eating?" He said, "It doesn't matter if you get fat, just cut it off with the ceramic knife you bought from Japan!" I said, "Try it on your big belly first!" Test whether the edge of the knife is sharp? "After that, I walked to the kitchen. He smiled and quickly opened the door and ran away.
So women, don’t be born in the midst of blessings and don’t know the blessings. Think about those female compatriots who are smarter than us who are left to play tricks. What else is there to complain about? There is a woman in my workplace who has been divorced for more than ten years. She retired in April last year. Her son got married two years ago. She is usually alone when she comes out. Her mother has already died of illness, and her father is here. Living in her brother's house, she can't stay at her parents' house all the time, right? Now she is particularly envious of having a companion by my side.
What? Is your man disobedient? Don't be angry. It's not worth it if you are so angry that you let other women steal our man, occupy our house, and beat our baby! What is the highest state of being a human being? If you don't get angry yourself, then make him mad to death! ! !
No? Learn! There are so many posts on the Internet to look through! There are so many books to learn from, to learn how to manage a marriage, to learn how to control a husband, and after mastering the skills, are you afraid that he will take it out of your hands?
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