A set of lines that two people said when they came out.

Disciple A: Hello, everyone. Today, I brought my bad apprentice to.

Let's talk about a comic dialogue. This is my master.

Everyone knows me, everyone knows me. My master is not famous.

Voice actor Song Dahao. But I'm still with my master.

A little different. A: What's the difference? Me?

He is a non-famous crosstalk performer and a famous crosstalk performer.

Li Jiangtao. A: Hehe, it's you, and two people can let it go.

I'm confused. This is my little apprentice, the oldest.

5. My teacher is great. A: What's the matter? My teacher.

Fu is really awesome in our phonology field. The jargon is called

Wrist A: You flatter me. B: Your name is Wrist A: Ah, B: Wrist, but you have to work hard. A:

Well, it's necessary. B: You can't do it without hard work. A: Well, B:

Get up early and be greedy for the dark, yelling. A: Well, practice. B: Now.

I'm a little old now, but my master still has it.

Practice morning exercises A: Ang, get up in the morning and practice B: Ang, get up.

Go to bed earlier than the chicken, and go to bed later than the chicken. A: The life rules of these two chickens.

You have mastered the law. B: All right. A: I didn't say that.

Yes, B: Everyone loves to listen to your cross talk, and everyone loves to spend this money.

Really? B: Listening to cross talk can make everyone happy. A: Well, B:

I didn't say I was going to rob you after listening to the cross talk. A: That's true.

B: Spending money on happiness is the most practical thing. Well, I didn't say who was home.

After dinner in the evening, put everything away and set the table.

There are two hundred dollars on the table, and the family looks at it with a smile. A: No.

B: Yes, if you laugh, it will cost 200 yuan.

There is no cure. A: That's right. My master, thank you for coming here despite your illness.

Add a performance. You are in poor health these days. Yes, I am.

Yes, it's not the disease just now. Especially this one.

It's so heavy that it's disfigured A: How? haemorrhoids

Scab A: Hemorrhoids disfigured? B: incomplete. A: I haven't heard of it.

B: I can't see it at first sight. A: I didn't look carefully. B: Me.

The master often teaches us the rules. A: Yes, B: Just.

It's time to start a career, remember three sections and two lives. A: For everyone.

Tell me, what is three quarters and two lives? Three festivals are equal to five.

Mid-Autumn Festival, August Festival and Spring Festival A: How about two birthdays B: Two birthdays.

Today is the birthday of the master and the birthday of the teacher's mother. A: Yes, B: Me.

The master got a baby on his last birthday. A: Hehe, here you are.

Let's start with B: A particularly good oil painting A: Well, B:

The sky is clear, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. A: Listen B: The stream is gurgling. A:

Listen B: The forest is green A: I have never seen this painting.

Some seagulls are flying by the river. Ah, wait a minute.

Will there be seagulls by the river later? B: By the sea.

Son, how many seagulls are flying by the sea?

Oh ... where did you get this river? My master has another one.

Baby A: Tell us about B: Fan Ivory Bone A: You

Listen B: There are miniature sculptures on it A: Listen B:

Poetry is carved here, and painting is carved here. Hey, here you go.

It is the most famous micro-carving master carved on it in the late Qing Dynasty. A:

My wife's name is Yu Shuo. B: I'm too picky. I asked you how much it was.

Qian A: Ah B: 100,000 Hum 100,000 A: I am the voice.

Really? B:100000 (half squat)100000 a: I didn't get well as a child.

It is easy to manage. It's nothing personal. B: Look at this again. A: Still there.

There are good things. B: Fans, especially fan bones. A:

Match B: Let's have a look. Too particular. this

Four characters on a sector. Aboveboard. A: Look at B:

The person who wrote this word is too powerful. A: Who? Gan Long! A:

Look at B: Fair and square. This is a: well, b: ganlong.

The book was given to Mr. Song Dahao. Answer: He and Mr. Song wrote it together.

* * * Mian B: So this is the original. What is this?

Scold me, you are B: Never lie A: Gan Long.

If he can write about comrades, he can certainly write about Mr. B: My master is A.

Good teacher. A: Is it a conscience? B: Yes. If it wasn't for this,

How can I worship your door? A: And that paste.

Tu Yi: My master often trains us early in the morning.

Everyone told us to get up and train. They told us to go to the playground.

Ask us: "disciples, is the master handsome?" (Poor one.

Where am I? B: Is Master handsome? (even more outrageous

Is the master handsome? (Bend your legs a little) A: Fuck you.

Yes! B: Some people say handsome, others say not handsome. "If you say handsome, you will be punished."

You run five times and don't tell the truth! "oh! B: If you say you are not handsome,

Walk 50 laps. A: Who punished this? This is ... my teacher.

Fu often trains us like this. A: How about this? Are you there?

It hurts me. How dare I hurt my master? My master has learned it.

We are often taught to learn the four basic skills of cross talk:

Which four doors? Let me tell you about B: The Four Doors of Crosstalk.

Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling on homework A: Where? This is our interior.

B: Oh-four basic skills, just kidding. A: Is that right? B:

Say, you should practice your mouth, tongue twister, name and so on.

A: Yes, let my apprentice tell you the name of a newspaper.

B: OK. Let me see. Steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed.

Deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast mutton

String A: What? This is! B: Eh, give it a good roast and add some pepper.

Eat more cumin. It is delicious. A: This is not the name of a newspaper.

You'd better go back and practice more and ask your brother to come out. B:

Hey, my brother, my brother is good at practicing tongue twisters. Let me.

Brother, give me a tongue twister. Brother, give me a tongue twister.

Let's go (talking while walking off the stage) C: (singing and dancing.