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A novel is about becoming a beautiful woman after crossing and marrying a silly prince, but the prince is playing dumb. He is beautiful, handsome and stubborn.
Princess of the Mafia Silly King, Miss Sisan, anthomaniac, idiot. She got entangled with six princes of the dynasty in the street and was kicked away by them. There is only half a life left. When she opened her eyes again, she was already an absolute beauty. She was as cold as a cucumber. ......
On the wedding night, her groom caught her in front with innocent eyes: "honey, I want to smoke!" " "
"Hey, that lady is a bad person. Why did you hit someone?"
"Honey, the housekeeper said to let you sleep under me."
She is a gangster. If she crosses this inexplicable dynasty, she will marry a stupid prince!
Look at the love-hate entanglement between the underworld princess and the idiot prince!
The Fool's Prince and the Princess Wander A fool's prince, a strange woman, was caught in the thread of fate. She married a stupid prince for her sister. During the day, a nine-year-old child got into trouble again and again. At night, a thirteen-year-old girl will be punished for what she did during the day. The next day, her whole body ached, and she was speechless in the face of the silly prince, but no one ignored her and acted arbitrarily.
"I heard that you will leave your son to play during the day, but you are his great aunt ..."
"……"
"I heard that you actually drew a kitten on the face of the maid at home ... you said, how many bad things you did in one day!"
"Well, I don't remember anything during the day! Can you stop punishing me this time? I am sore all day long, plus you punish me, I don't remember it during the day! "
"Don't you have to be punished for the trouble you caused?"
"Ah ... wind escape, you big bastard, I'll give you say it ... ah ..."
The fool's report turned out to be ... 555 ... her brother's son always slandered her, which led to her being punished too severely at night.
"There is a fierce wife at home: straight man" let her marry? Sure! Anyway, she doesn't expect love! Is "xianggong" sick and stupid? Sure! This will be less intrigue and more to her liking! Unexpectedly, "xianggong" is true and stupidity is false, but the identity of the first grandson has caused many fatal disasters. If you can't escape, then go! Husband and wife join hands to make these wolves, tigers and leopards cry!
"It's in vain to fool Wang Ye." "A lot, don't be naughty all day, be careful not to get married in the future!" Shinohara's mother earnestly advised her little daughter for the first time 10 1.
"Mama ah, please, this kind of situation is never possible! There will be many people rushing to marry me in the future, don't worry! " Shinohara pleaded helplessly for the first time 10 1.
"no! If you are like this, a fool will marry you! "
"yes! I will marry a fool for life! What a fool! He won't be half-hearted, bully me and listen to me. Yes, marry a fool! " Shinohara imagined her life as a queen ... with infinite longing.
"Wife, here you are!" A fool handed Toto an egg that he had just grabbed by squatting next to the henhouse. "For what?" "My mother said you were a hen that didn't lay eggs, so I stole an egg. Go and show it to my mother and tell her that you just got off. " "You spent a day squatting next to the henhouse for this?" Yes, many people fainted because of lightning.
When a simple little white girl meets a fool, it means the beginning of this hilarious laugh! There is something called love in hilarious laughter, which is getting stronger and stronger. Perhaps the simpler the love, the happier it will be! This article is not abusive, but funny and warm.
"The Fool Prince Plays Dai Fei" She struggled to get out of the big family. She laughed at the business battlefield and the family struggle, but she couldn't escape the calculation around her and swallowed it. . . . . .
When she woke up again, she became a big and stupid woman in the general's office. In this way, she took her "stupidity" to the extreme, dressed as a pig to eat a tiger, and made a mess of the general's office.
An imperial edict named her Princess Yugong and Jade, making her a pair of fools made in heaven. Since then, there has been no family chaos, but a national chaos!
The same two black-bellied monsters collided, trying to be true or false. Who won or lost in the end?
Rumor has it that the mysterious queen mother is in power.
There are rumors that the emperor likes masculinity because of the evil of the country.
It is said that the stupid prince of this country makes countless noises when he smiles. . . . . .
Such a wonderful royal combination seems calm but murderous. Anonymous wanted to watch the play leisurely, but she was challenged to the limit and angrily intervened-she dared to hurt the people she cared about and attack! Destroy it!
Make a fool of yourself.
"Honey, can't you get dressed?" Pointing at anonymous's chest, a man's eyes lit up and swallowed it like a gourmet.
I suddenly bowed my head and found that the clothes I didn't wear were about to slip, revealing a large white jade muscle at the clavicle of the fragrant shoulder, which was equivalent to half-naked!
Hurriedly covered himself with clothes, beautiful eyes looked at the fool in front of them with anger and hate. This guy looked at it for a long time before he told her that he was not dressed properly. He was a color embryo!
"You, get out!" Suddenly, the woman in the room roared loudly!
cut a poor/sorry figure
Charming doctor, his eyes shining, coaxed: "Zhier, come with me, I'll take you everywhere and eat all the delicious food in the world!" " "
Anonymous said weakly, "But my fool Yuan said that there is the best chef in the world, so I am too lazy to move."
Prince Li, with a long face, stared at his favorite prey and said, "As long as you go with this king, this king will immediately ascend to the throne and give you the position of queen!" "
Anonymous toyed with delicate fingers and gave the man a sad look. "It's a pity that you are hopeless. Tonight you will be taken by my foolish husband Yuan. "
An evil emperor said cheerfully, "If your brother doesn't want you, I can accept you as a princess."
Anonymous looked at him sympathetically. "That won't be the emperor. You can't stand in your Toy Boy, can you? "
A cold and arrogant man whispered, "You just need to let me follow you to protect you."
Anonymous was embarrassed and speechless.
A man with a bad face rushed among them. "I'm alone with you, that's enough!" "
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The chaos of last life, the entanglement of this life, who neglected whose sincerity, and who gave away whose sincerity!
In order to escape from the prince's den, she is willing to marry a fool prince as a concubine. "Honey, can I not sleep on the floor tonight?" A man pouted and wanted to cry. "Do you want to be a eunuch?" John Doe waved his scissors. A scream, and then, a man ran away crying ... Who knows, this night, while she was sleeping, a black-bellied man suspected of being a fool slipped in, and he sneered mercilessly: Woman, you asked for it. ...
Jin Xuan, the daughter of Prime Minister Nangong Yuxi, fell into the water, dressed luxuriantly, and was married to the Seven Princes by the wily Lao Zi. Fortunately, these seven kings are all fools, and they can cope without wasting too much thought. Xuanyuan Mo Tian, the king of the Seven Kingdoms, was an invincible general three years ago, but his brain was seriously damaged in a war, and his mind returned to be like a 7-year-old child. His life was disrupted when he married this unruly prime minister. Xuanyuan Jingtian, the king of a country, is gentle but hidden, and no one knows what kind of calculation is hidden behind his lazy smile. Male wind, a man as light as blue, the cousin of Xiaosan, cares for this proud but fragile sister wholeheartedly. Who knows how much he loves her? Laughing and laughing, the scenes are warm, but behind them are unimaginable conspiracy calculations, until she saw him fall off the cliff with her own eyes, leaving her eyes empty and looking ahead, waiting, waiting …
Mo Ziran, a witch who lives in 2 1 century and likes to pretend to be a lady, is occasionally a little naughty and will always be a good girl in front of her parents!
The car accident was not premeditated, but it was premeditated!
When I woke up, Mo naturally crossed into the ancient times when this woman had no status! Open your eyes and you will face the forced marriage of your parents.
What? Nineteen-year-old is a leftover woman?
Well, his parents are more open-minded, giving her the right to choose her favorite' Wolf King' within five days!
In other words, are men reliable in this era? The answer is, no!
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Even God couldn't bear to torture a beautiful woman when she had a headache. Just then, she found the fool.
King of fools? Ok, let's choose him!
Stupid? It doesn't matter! As long as there is no wife! The most important thing is that he is a fool, and no one can control her after marriage!
But why is this fool so weird? Why does she always feel cheated?
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