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How about a car mechanic?

A, auto repair job classification and salary.

There are three main types of auto repair: electromechanical, sheet metal and painting.

How much does painting > sheet metal > electromechanical generally earn?

Every job is hard, and every job has its own technical content.

Everyone did their best and the treatment was good.

But it takes years of study and accumulation,

Most of them are taught by teachers,

It usually takes 3-5 years to get familiar with it. If you are lucky, you can get a fast-track team leader.

In terms of salary, the average salary is around 4500.

Generally speaking, the number of chefs varies from 8000 to 12000.

The average salary is around 5000 to 7000.

The number of apprentices is around 2000 to 3500.

This salary level is ok here (in the outer suburbs of Beijing).

Much better than working in a factory.

Second, the pain and fatigue of auto repair.

1. Very tired

Auto mechanic is a very, very tiring job.

In 4S stores, few people enjoy weekends and work six days a week.

Everyone works standing at work, and there are too many cars to rest.

It is difficult to get off work on time every day, and the amount of labor is very large every day.

Spring, summer, autumn and winter have their own hardships.

It's rainy in spring and autumn,

If you don't open the lid in summer, you will sweat like rain.

Wearing too much in winter is not easy to operate.

Naked, freezing),

Basically, it smells like engine oil, iron filings and paint.

2. The environment is very poor

The working environment is so bad that work clothes will make you too lazy to wash them.

Because it's no use washing it unless you can't.

Hold a wrench every day, work in oil every day, and breathe high-concentration exhaust gas!

Sometimes a sip of water a day can't even go to the toilet once.

Don't sit for a minute, get off work while repairing the car, there is no fixed time.

People usually wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Our repairman will go to the toilet after washing his hands!

Feel for yourself!

In addition, it is easy to get hurt, and each hand has some injuries.

Worrying too much will waste your brain.

If it is a 4s shop, at least the model is single.

If it is an outside repair shop, there are many kinds of models.

Maintenance needs constant thinking and constant charging and learning. The work is very hard.

Selling cabbage to earn money has the heart to sell white powder.

Since you took the bus, you should be responsible for all the responsibilities of the bus.

Whatever the reason, it's your fault.

Every rework is always accused of fines by the leaders, which makes people feel chilling!

Step 4 suffer indignities

Mainly meet those car owners with low quality,

Car owners who don't treat repairmen like people,

These car owners are more common in car owners below10.5 million.

In particular, it is common for self-owned brands to be abused by users.

5. No vacation, no girlfriend

Generally, there are no holidays, only Spring Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and so on.

When I came back from other places to make up the pot.

I will run to death in the peak season, be on call 24 hours a day, and have no overtime pay!

Here are basically men, and single dog flooding is also common. girlfriend

Just kidding, girls who are not ugly in the city will have a ghost with you.

I really don't lie to you. This business was single at first!

Third, daily work

Working in a shop in 4S, I go to work regularly every day.

Get up at seven in the morning,

Arrive at the store at 8: 00, punch in, change clothes and have an early meeting.

Output value, output value, hygiene, hygiene, just mention these two things.

Replace air filter, oil filter, oil,

Oil change, butter, wheel, engine, overhaul ...

When there is no maintenance task, it is clean,

Anyway, the leader will feel uncomfortable when he sees you idle!

Finally, domestic cars are the most difficult to repair.

Anti-human engineering, when designing these cars

Have you ever thought about our repairman,

Never thought about how to fix it.

Four. About rescue

I hate rescue,

No matter winter or summer, no matter day or night, no matter where you go.

You must go to the crematorium!

Last year, I went to the highway for rescue, and the synchronous belt of that car was broken.

It was 4 o'clock in the morning when I called.

Sleeping in a daze, get up quickly when you hear the phone.

It's already daytime to buy accessories.

I remember that cars were not allowed to be repaired on the highway.

I don't know how I can be so bold.

When the bus arrived, it didn't stop in the emergency parking area.

Yes, it's on the far right of the expressway.

Get off the bus and hit the four-corner light, without hesitation,

After setting up a tripod at the back of the car 150 meters, we quickly started to work.

(Brain supplement, on the expressway, passing cars make a whooshing sound.

The owner and our BOOS are outside the guardrail.

I've never done it so fast,

I remember shaking all over. )

Until now, I dare not think about it.

Fifth, there are joys and sorrows.

Of course, the restoration work is not completely tasteless.

I feel very happy every time I try to find a problem.

After the problem was solved, the host smiled at us.

Is the greatest affirmation for us,

There will be a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction in my heart.

I remember making a color-changing film in a shop a few years ago.

At that time, a Mercedes-Benz SUV came in the afternoon and said it was urgent.

I had to pick up the car the next night, so I worked all night.

I stayed up all night until the next day, when I lost my mood.

Just very tired, very tired.

I was very listless ... until the boss and the owner saw the car,

They gave me a thumbs-up sign.

When people are sure,

That feeling made you choose this line without regrets.

In addition, we have to touch all kinds of cars every day.

Most of the time, you can drive all kinds of cars.

Various luxury cars in the circle of friends,

And meet all kinds of people (especially sexy female drivers),

Enough for us to blow with our brothers.

After working in this industry,

Wherever you go, people will ask you questions, relatives and neighbors will buy cars,

Or talk to others, you think you are a master,

This feeling can't be expressed in words.

Finally, intransitive verbs

Tell me some of my thoughts. Repairing this industry is very tiring.

This is an industry that can't survive in hunger.

You can't wear clean clothes in this business,

Every day, my hands are dark, it's not easy to wash, and it's hard to find people.

Repairing cars is a physical and mental job.

If you don't particularly like maintenance, I really don't recommend you to enter this industry.

At present, the maintenance industry is not standardized and mixed.

If you still want to do maintenance, I suggest you specialize in automatic transmission.

This is still very developed. It is best to specialize in high-end self-changing boxes.

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