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Eating is funny, and eating is a blessing!
How much do you know about the legend of Eid al-Adha?
1, the last words of a foodie: Anything else, give me a sea fishing and two waiters.
2. The teacher criticized his classmates: "Yes, you are a typical one." Classmate's reaction: chestnuts?
3. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!
If you are not a real foodie, you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but".
5, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.
6. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?
7, eating goods is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.
8, it is said that eating vegetables will not fail ... because eating vegetables is too heavy, high numbers will not fail.
9. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, come uninvited to talk about a meal and love.
10, some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.
1 1. People who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Aunt Xiao and gluttony are a perfect combination. The more such women, the better.
12, "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."
13, the biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that there is no room in your stomach, which is very sad.
14, which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?
15. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in your mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!
16, thin people are cruel to eat for fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.
17. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
18, thin eating is the best food.
19, once the sea was difficult for water, shredded chicken legs with fish flavor.
20. Man is iron and rice is steel.
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