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Classic talking phrase - "I love you" becomes "I am in your way" in your eyes

1. Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but unable to control yourself.

2. If we could enter each other's hearts, you would cry, because it is full of longing for you; I will also cry, because it is full of your indifference.

3. Don’t believe so much in memories. The person in them may not miss you the same way.

4. McDull said: If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially emotion.

5. Light pen and ink, shallow whispers, endless tears, countless sorrows and sorrows, the moon is pale and the Milky Way, fallen leaves are raining, drink a cup of turbid wine, and end all sorrows Intestine, who is crazy about whom and who is frivolous, this feeling and this scene will stop now.

6. As long as your heart is peaceful and happy, there is heaven on earth, and it is right in front of you and in your heart. Narrow-minded people will never see heaven.

7. Don’t look down on anyone. Being inferior to you in one aspect does not mean that everyone is inferior to you. Also. Just because I'm not as good as you now doesn't mean I'll never be as good as you. Maybe I'll be better than you in the future.

8. The stains on clothes can be washed with water, but what should be used to erase the stains on relationships.

9. It turns out that we are worse than ordinary friends.

10. If you have a desire for someone, that is called liking. If you hold back your desire for a person, that is called love...

11. How many people who love each other cannot be together with money? Together, how many people who don’t love each other sleep together

12. Sometimes, we can comfort others for the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.

13. If I had never met you, if I had never fallen in love with you, if I had not believed in you at the beginning, maybe I would not be who I am now.

14. If you are a handsome guy, you will know if you get a crew cut. If you are a beauty, you will know if you take off the makeup.

15. It’s noon on hoeing day, so class is really hard. A small shabby book, one sitting for a whole morning...

16. I used time to prove my single-mindedness, but you let time prove my stupidity.

17. I have always emphasized that you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

18. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

19. "I love you" has become "I am in your way" in your eyes

20. Do you know why the mistress cried? Because the mistress is back, you Do you know why Xiaosi cried? It's because the boss is back...

21. A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me, who decided that 60 points was a passing grade.

22. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always be waiting for you, no matter when or where you are. Anyway, you know there is such a person

23. Ten years ago , looking at the sacred sculpture, full of joy. Now, when I taste it carefully, my tears are flowing. When I was young, I didn’t understand love and laughed wildly for it. A few years later, I experienced the experience and was deeply saddened.

24. Your occasional concern makes me happy for a long time

25. Childishness explains our youth...

26. Love is nothing more than There are two outcomes: either we go home, or we become my mother.

27. Youth is not measured by age, but a state of mind. Have hope, stay optimistic, and anything is possible.

28. When you truly believe that everything will be fine, everything will really be fine.

29. We are often hurt because our feelings are too deep and sensitive, and the person who can hurt you is the one you love most in the world, because you care. Without true love, how can there be pain; without friendship, how can there be sadness! And many times, we are always too demanding of those close to us and too tolerant of strangers.

31. I have been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, and patient, but in the end I was alone.

32. Whoever wants to break my sister's wings, I will destroy his entire paradise - to my besties.

33. Sometimes, you have to fall to the bottom you have never experienced before you can stand on the peak you have never reached again.

34. As long as you are still unwilling in your heart, it is not time to give up.

35. There is still a way at the end of the road, as long as you are willing to walk; sometimes, it seems that there is no way, but it is actually time for you to turn!

36. Friendship can further become love. Love takes a step back but is no longer a friend.

37. A person’s happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less. A complete collection of personalized love stories: I love you in my mouth, but in your eyes, I become a hindrance to you

1. I am like a joke in your heart, but you are so beautiful in my heart.

2. Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water that went into your head when you were choosing a husband.

3. Anyone who smiles when he sees you is either a fool or someone who loves you.

4. How much love there is, how much forgiveness there is, so you can be unscrupulous in my world.

5. If I lose you, will you find me? Of course I’m looking for it. Who can’t find a hundred kilograms of lost meat? Hahaha~

6. There is always that one person who will defeat you just by smiling at you.

7. Before I met you, I never thought about getting married; after meeting you, I never thought about getting married with anyone else.

8. You have lived in my heart for so long, have you paid the rent?

9. I have fallen in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are so narcissistic

10. Those who want to take you home will come to you from all directions; those who want to eat with you will love both sweet and bitter food; those who want to see you will come from thousands of miles away.

11. The one in your family is getting more and more arrogant and I'm used to it. Do you have any objections?

12. What I say in my mouth is that I love you, but in your eyes it means that I am in your way. /suanming/

13. Hundreds of pages of chat records are not as realistic as two identical college notices.

14. Some people only miss you but don’t contact them; you only pay attention to them and don’t bother them! The most personal story of the year

15. At first, you used a bunch of adjectives to standardize your ideal lover. After you truly fall in love with someone, his name will easily replace those standards.

16. The reason you cannot accept one person is because you cannot forget another person.

17. The most proud sentence is when he said: If she didn't say it, I wouldn't believe it.

18. The most heartbreaking pain in the world is when the person I love is right in front of me, but he still wants to introduce me to someone.

19. Don't wait for your passion to turn into ice before you know how to cherish it.

20. Now I want to run towards you, fall down on purpose at the place closest to you, chew a mouthful of mud, raise my head and smile and say I love you.

21. The upgraded version of friends is lovers, and the advanced version of lovers is strangers.

22. It's not that you are good-looking that I like you, but that you give me a feeling that no one else can give me.

23. The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

24. The book says that the first sign of true love is timidity in boys and boldness in girls.

25. He said: I know her too well. As long as she is willing to talk to me, no matter how cruel she says, she is just waiting for me to coax her.

26. Today, the person who can make me take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

27. Later, we were very straightforward. You didn't look back and I didn't stay.

28. The closer two people are, the easier it is for them to hate each other, so if they don't know how to tolerate each other, any relationship will not last long.

29. I like you, whether you are mine or not, I still like you that year in a hurry

30. The bald man can't chop down the tree, the gray wolf can't catch the sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, the monster can't eat Tang Monk, and I can't catch your heart.

The 10 most touching and beautiful short love sentences, I love you, but in the end I became a hindrance to you

1. Because of love, two strangers can suddenly become so familiar that they sleep in the same bed. . However, the same two people said when they broke up, I think you are becoming more and more strange. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers, and a pair of lovers into strangers.

2. Those people you thought you couldn’t lose turned out to be not. You shed your tears, there is another person making you laugh, and then you find that the person who doesn't love you is not worth your sadness. Looking back, isn't it a comedy? When love is over, there will be a new realm.

3. A long time ago, we passed each other countless times. From now on, I will never miss the opportunity to hold hands with you. Because I love you, I am willing, willing to use my heart, and willing to cherish. You exist in my life. Falling in love with you is the beauty of my life.

4. When you are young and you fall in love with someone, please be gentle to him. No matter how long you love each other, if you can always treat each other gently, all the moments will be flawless. of beauty. If you have to separate, say goodbye properly, be grateful, and thank him for giving you a memory. Only when you look back when you grow up will you realize that a youth without resentment will have no regrets, just like the quiet, beautiful and noble full moon on the hill.

5. I don’t want to disturb you, I just want to wish you well. After all, love is not about possession, but about sincerely praying and wishing the person you love to be happy forever. I will no longer contact you because You haven't contacted me either. I believe you are living a good life now. I have always believed in you so much. I have spent countless nights thinking that maybe I will really be with you in this life.

6. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone. What is difficult is that you still love someone after you see him clearly. After two people have been together for a long time, they will inevitably complain, "You have changed" and "You have also changed." Have you ever thought about it? Maybe we haven’t changed, we’ve just gotten closer to our true selves. 7. True love is not love at first sight, but love that grows over time; true fate is not God’s arrangement, but your initiative; true inferiority is not that you are not good, but that you think she is too good; Real concern is not that you ask her to change if you think it is good, but that you are the first to discover her changes. The real contradiction is not that she does not understand, but that you will not tolerate it.

8. Liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. The difference between "love" and "like" is simple, if you love a flower you will water it, if you like it you will pick it!

9. You can get love, you can get marriage, you can get a high-quality life; but if you can't get a sense of security, what's the use of it all? It is better to live in stable poverty than to live in fear of abundance. You think you want a lover, but in the end you realize that what you really want is peace of mind. So, happiness is not about trying to love, but about living a peaceful life.

10. I love you, but in the end it became me who hindered you. How many words of "I love you" have turned into "I have loved you"

1. A woman doesn't need to be a king, she only needs a man to devote his whole life to her.

2. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he is the only one who sincerely lies to you.

3. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just waiting for you to speak first.

4. Ask less why others and more why yourself.

5. There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches, and you are so happy that you don’t know it.

6. There will always be a song that sings your hope and despair, sing It makes you feel bad.

7. What I said I don’t love you is just like what you said you love me very much. They are all lies

8. There is a person who teaches you how to love. But, he doesn't love you anymore.

9. Xiaosan, thank you for taking away a man who was not worthy of my love. Xiaosi, thank you for avenging me.

10. Since you can’t go back to the past, you might as well think about your future.

11. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever trusted me.

12. Life rounds us in order to make us roll further.

13. When you think about it, it fades away, when you think about it, you forget it. This is how time takes away everything.

14. Why care so much if it doesn’t belong to you.

15. Whether you can’t hear or see, it really doesn’t matter...

16. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

17. Cherish those who can be together. Some people want to be together but can't.

18. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you.

19. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

20. At the end of summer, the season of farewell, whose loneliness is prosperous? The lost innocence is all self-deprecating.

21. Is there anyone like me? When browsing the message board, I accidentally saw the promise given by him or her in the past, and suddenly became stupid, and then laughed.

22. Is there anyone like me who always goes to his space to check his mood, knowing clearly that the person he writes about his mood is not me.

23. I don’t even want a basin for the water that was thrown out.

24. My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw anything here.

25. I know that children who have no sense of security will love music and are very, very afraid of the dark, but they are used to going to bed late.

26. I really want to strangle my cowardly and soft-hearted self to death.

27. Now I know why my pants are designed with pockets. It’s because no one holds my hand and I carry the pockets by myself.

28. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter, so whether it hurt or not, I cried first.

29. It is not years that make people mature, but experience. Quotations from Mao Zedong

30. I am used to being indifferent, but I don’t really care about anything.

31. Only when you are in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.

32. Is there anyone like me who can’t sleep at night and doesn’t think about it during the day?

33. I never like to let others see my tears. I would rather let others think that I am heartless and happy than make myself look aggrieved and pitiful.

34. How many words I love you eventually turned into I loved you.

35. Time tells me that after the age of being unreasonable has passed, it’s time to be sensible.

36. Time does not make people forget pain, but makes people get used to pain.