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Talking about bed curtains
Deep winter, Laba Festival.
The Spring Festival is approaching, and firecrackers are ringing outside the wall of Qinfu Courtyard in Qingshui Street. Lin Sunseeker sat in front of the book case by the window, biting Mao's pen and staring at the red note on the table.
Only after she married Qin Yan did she know that he had so many relatives, which was really the demeanor of a big family.
This is Chinese New Year, and every family should give gifts. Qin Yan has been impatient with this, so he just threw it all to her.
In order to make these preparations, Lin has not been to Liujiamen for more than ten days.
At this time, a little maid who served in the inner court came in and said, "Miss, the people in the old Liu Tou shop have come to send you the New Year pictures and window grilles you ordered before."
"Oh, there is such a thing. Go to the cashier's office and give him some money. " Lin ordered, "Call some people later and put up all the New Year pictures."
The little girl answered the phone.
Lin Sunseeker looked down and was about to continue to write a gift list when he saw a figure out of the corner of his eye, hurrying past the moon gate not far away.
A Xiang!' She stopped him. "What are you doing in the house without accompanying adults?"
"Miss," Xiang hurried in, "my son asked me to come back and get a champion, saying that I left it in my bedroom when I went out this morning."
Draft?
Before going to bed last night, she saw Qin Yan writing and drawing something under the lamp.
"Then you wait here," Lin put down his pen and got up. "I'll go back to the house and look for it."
It was on the sofa, and she saw it as soon as she entered the room.
I flipped through it, and it is the distribution map of culverts around Beijing.
Most of these culverts are underground, which are used for transportation on weekdays and for removing stagnant water in rainy days. These places are dirty and dark, full of snakes and mice, and few people have been there.
She handed it to Xiang and asked, "What do you need this for? Related to the recently investigated cases? "
"This is not a case," Xiang said scratching his head. "Master lu is longevity street. He just adopted his son from the tribe. He said that he was abducted yesterday and couldn't find anyone anywhere, so he begged his son. "
Lin wrinkled her nose. "How did this happen?"
"Of course, it's just that Lu's adult is afraid that Jingzhao House is too slow. If the child is trafficked out of Beijing, it will be hard to find. " A Xiang said, "What's more, my son suspected that those people were still taking drugs, so he investigated together."
There are many doors in the capital, and this group of people is in a hurry. They are all in culverts.
This underground culvert extends in all directions, and it really takes a lot of time to find someone.
02
After Xiang left, I remembered that I forgot to tell Qin Yan that I would come back early to eat Laba porridge today. By the time she chased him out, there was no one left.
Run fast, Lin Xi muttered. Turning back to the yard, my eyes swept away, and I saw the New Year pictures posted on the courtyard door, and suddenly "Yi".
She reached out and tore off the new year pictures that had just been pasted with rice paste and put them together to look at them carefully.
A rabbit is wearing an official hat and holding a bunch of things she doesn't know in her forelimbs. A few vivid strokes. But as a New Year picture, it seems a bit strange.
Because most of the common New Year pictures are pictures with auspicious meanings, such as God bless the people, have more than one year, be rich and prosperous, and get promoted and made a fortune.
What do you mean by drawing a rabbit with grass? Next year's Zodiac Year is not the Year of Rabbit.
She waved to Meidochan, who was busy under the window lattice. "Is this also from that person?"
"Yes," the little girl nodded and showed her the New Year pictures that she hadn't had time to put up. "In addition to the top, there are more than a year, and the rest are these rabbit pictures. Is this specially made for you, miss? "
What's the special order? This is the first time she has seen such a thing.
Lin Xi wanted to think, guessing that unless the man took the wrong drawing, he asked the little maids not to post it. She is going to ask Liu Tou's shop.
This painting of unknown origin can't be hung everywhere, otherwise it will bring dirty things to the home, which is not good.
When it comes to paying attention to festivals, Lin always prefers to believe in it rather than believe in it.
There are heavy lead clouds on the horizon, and the north wind has just started. It looks like it is going to snow. Lin Xixi pulled on the hood and went out with a tung oil paper umbrella.
Towards dusk, there were a lot fewer guests in Lao Liu's shop. When Lin entered the store, he was behind the counter, picked up an abacus and counted today's income.
Liu was a little surprised when he saw it was her. He smiled and said, "Didn't that man already deliver the things to your home? Why did Mrs. Qin Shaofu go by herself, and you didn't set anything completely? "
Lin put the New Year pictures in front of him and said, "Old Liu, your boy is going to send more of these New Year pictures of the Year of the Rabbit. Is there anything to say? "
"New Year pictures of the Year of the Rabbit?" Liu frowned and looked at it carefully for a long time. At last he said, "This is not from my shop."
Liu brought a candle lamp and showed it to her. "I know very well how the painters in my shop paint, but the style of this rabbit painting is obviously different."
Lin Sunseeker stared for a while, but he didn't see any style, but it's not good to make a fool of yourself in front of outsiders.
A round of her eyes, thinking, just, it's no big deal, big deal, wait for Qin Yan to come back, let him have a look.
03
So, in the evening, Qin Yan returned to his room and saw someone sitting cross-legged on the bed, thinking.
Still wearing only a nightgown, fortunately, there are earthworms in the room to keep warm, otherwise the weather will be typhoid.
Angry and funny, he went over, raised his hand and knocked on her forehead, saying, "Let you prepare the gift list at home. Are you ready? "
Lin recovered from the pain and rubbed his head. "I met a strange thing today and was thinking about it."
Seeing a lot of snow on Qin Yan's robe, she got out of bed, went to the suitcase and took out a sky-blue secret suit, changed it for him, and asked the maid to go to the kitchen to bring a bowl of warm Laba porridge.
She asked, "Look at you coming back so late, Lu's child. Have you found it?"
"The den of thieves was completely destroyed, and naturally it was found," Qin Yan stirred the porridge in the bowl with a porcelain spoon. "What did you just say?"
Lin told him about the pictures of the Year of the Rabbit.
Qin Yan listened, but didn't take it to heart. "New Year pictures are just a big event. Just buy some back. By the way, how do you prepare your gift lists? They are all ready to be sent out before New Year's Day. "
"Almost, just my grandmother's share. You'd better help me. "
"My grandmother is the wife of Ding Guo Hou Fu. I haven't seen anything good. Let's do our best. "
Qin Yan has been running all day. After eating porridge, she changed her pajamas and wanted to lie down and rest.
Lin just pulled him out of bed, adamant4. "Then you have to look at it. This is one of my annual gifts. If you send it wrong, it will be broken. "
Qin Yan had no choice but to look at the gift list, make a good comment, and then fell down.
So perfunctory, Lin Xi was so angry that he stabbed him in the back. As a result, he was caught off guard and pulled into his arms.
"You be honest," Qin Yan closed her eyes and her tone was full of smiles. "In fact, what my grandmother wants most is to honor her grandson. Unfortunately, it was sent late this year, but if you work hard, you may catch up next year. "
Lin Sunseeker's body froze. Suddenly, he remembered the tragic experience of the other night, and stopped at once, honestly nesting quail in his arms.
Qin Yan was very satisfied with her inside story and brushed away the bed curtain, but she didn't want to. When she was about to fall asleep, her lover suddenly sat up.
"I know what New Year pictures mean!" Lin is even more excited.
Qin Yan sighed and opened her eyes. She hopped back barefoot with a New Year picture.
Lin's skipping made the whole bed shake. Fortunately, he chose a sturdy pear wooden bed at that time and felt silently in his heart.
"My Lord, you see, the rabbit is wearing a hat. Isn't that a word? ! "
Inappropriate words
04
Lin Xi lit the wick again and put it on the low cabinet beside the bed. Qin Yan sat by the bed, half covered with a robe, and took the picture to candlelight to look at it carefully.
See him along while didn't speak, Lin sunseeker simple analysis.
I'm afraid many people know who Qin lives in Qingshui Street. Mixing this pile of rabbit pictures into the New Year pictures is eye-catching and must be intentional.
Giving things to Zhai Qin to complain means that the case has been handled by six doors. It's just that six doors receive at least hundreds of cases every year, and not every case is personally investigated by Qin Yan.
This painting is obscure, leaving no name. Who knows which one? Isn't there a mystery in the newspaper?
Lin took another New Year picture and cut off several layers with a small knife. Paper fell all over the table, and nothing happened. She was just about to bake the paper by candlelight when Qin Yan stopped her.
He squinted at her. "Do you want to soak in the water later?"
Lin Xi blinked his eyes. "Yes, there are too few clues. I can't see who I'm calling. "
Qin Yan pointed to the weeds held by rabbits in the picture. "Yes, what is this?"
Lin took a look and answered honestly and concisely, "Grass."
"What grass?"
"I don't know what grass." He asked quickly, and Lin He answered faster.
Qin Yan felt that the veins stood out on the back of his hand soared, and he could not help shaking his head and sighing. "I can't recognize the poem if I read it too much."
Lin left the pie mouth, looked up at the beams and pretended not to hear.
Qin Yan: "This is the' Fifth Five-Year Plan' grass, a very common herb in poetry."
Lin has a little understanding. "So, the prisoner is a man named Wu Hong?"
Qin Yan shook her head. These two words are rarely used as names, but this weed has another name, Gracilaria.
"Gracilaria?" She read the name back and forth several times. "Sounds like a woman's name."
Qin Yan rolled up the picture of the New Year and put it aside. "Everything is almost ready for the New Year ceremony. Ming Can turned over all the cases set in the yamen to see if there were any criminals with similar names. "
"The case that has been decided?" Without thinking, Lin blurted out: "Why do you have to find cases that have been decided, those that have not been decided?"
Qin Yan adjusted her forehead and reached out to pinch her face. "You haven't turned your head at home these days."
Lin Xi dodged around and finally remembered. Cases that have not been sentenced will naturally be handed over, and they will go directly to the yamen to appeal. But if convicted, unless there is a higher level of re-investigation, it is easy to reverse the case.
Who else in the six doors will have a higher rank than Qin Yan?
In those paintings, rabbits wear official hats, which is obviously a satire on the incompetence of the government.
The laws of this dynasty overcorrect the people's speech. There is a saying in the criminal law: anyone who makes divination, books and words and spreads them to mislead the people will be beheaded.
This kind of painting satirizing the government is a book of condemnation.
No wonder the people behind the painting are so cautious.
05
There are so many documents that Lin can't read them all by himself, so he pulls them together. Facts have proved that Qin Yan really anticipated what happened.
She really found a female prisoner named Gracilaria. According to documents, Lu, the wife who committed this crime, cheated on her wife, had an affair with another man and murdered her husband.
Lin's eyes rested on the clerk's signature. The name is not familiar. It should be a catcher who just entered six doors this year.
Looking through the documents several times, she was puzzled and muttered, "This is a case at the beginning of the year. Since people have all the physical evidence, why not close the case? "
A Xiang heard her talking to herself, so she came to have a look. He had a little impression on this woman and interjected, "I heard that she went crazy not long after she was put in prison."
"What? ! "Lin was taken aback, but he didn't expect this to happen. He whispered, "Is it hard to be punished in prison?"
"That's not true," Xiang said. "Yesterday, I went to the prison to mention the prisoner. I heard the jailer kowtow and say that this woman used to be pampered. I just arrived in a gloomy place and didn't care much about her. I scared myself crazy first. "
"Scare yourself crazy? It doesn't sound very reliable. " Lin once knocked on the desktop, which she learned from Qin Yan. "Did you see a doctor?"
"I have seen it, saying that it is suffering and getting mad." Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered one thing, "This Gracilaria is the mother of Lu's adopted son."
Gracilaria married her husband, who is a member of Lord Lu. Although he is not an official, he comes from a well-known family.
"If you marry your son to Lord Lu, you won't worry about your future. Gracilaria is good to her son. " Lin sighed.
"Adoption is not arranged by her, but her husband's brother and sister. After she went crazy in prison, she saw the poor child and helped find such a way out. " A Xiang said.
Brother and sister-in-law it turns out that there are others in our family.
After sorting out the documents, Lin thought about it and decided to go to Lu's home to find out about the situation.
Gracilaria's family is a drug dealer in the northwest. She married into the Lu family when she was seventeen. Although her husband is weak and sick, he is gentle, and they have been respectful to each other for many years.
"Customer-oriented?" Lin Xi walked around Gracilaria's room with his hands behind his back. "Since the relationship is very good, how come you want to kill your husband?"
Gracilaria's sister-in-law Pan Shi stood by the door and didn't come into the house. Hearing this, she just sneered. "Who knows, maybe she just wanted to be a long-term husband and wife, and she thought my brother was an eyesore, so she did it."
Lin asked her, "How did you find out that Gracilaria was having an affair with another man and caught him in bed?"
"About the same. I went to burn incense that day and came back. I heard that she was not feeling well, so I took a cup of bird's nest to see her. Who knows that when I approached, I saw a naked man coming out of her room, familiar with the road, and ran away in a blink of an eye. "
Pan Shi looked sad. "Really, the family is very unfortunate."
06
There are many pictures of hibiscus hanging on the wall in the back room. Lin stopped to observe carefully while listening to her words. "Are these all painted by Gracilaria?"
Pan Shi glanced at the painting and replied, "Yes, I'm my aunt. Although I came from a merchant family, I have a good talent and I like to draw things on weekdays. "
"How was Gracilaria's husband killed by her?" Lin raised her hand and took down the next picture.
"Dead, that's what the post mortem examiner said at that time," Pan Shi raised his slender arch eyebrows, a little surprised. "The evidence of this case is complete, is it almost certain? Why do you ask now? "
Lin noodles talk nonsense without changing color. "It's just that this case will be closed soon, so according to the past practice, I'll just check it again."
I heard that the yamen was going through the motions, and Pan Shi didn't say much.
Before leaving, Lin stole a picture of hibiscus, put it in his sleeve pocket and took it away. After returning to the yamen, she showed Qin Yan Gracilaria's paintings. He squinted for a long time and said, "This painting is a bit laborious."
"What is the same strain?" Lin is very puzzled.
She brought this painting back because she found that the ink on it was exactly the same as that on the rabbit's painting, and she felt suspicious.
Thinking of Lin's poor painting skill of painting water into green onions, Qin Yan didn't expect her to see anything, and directly explained: "The painting of the Year of the Rabbit is very similar to that of this hibiscus painting, except that the painting skill of the former is above Gracilaria, and it is very likely that she is the preacher and teacher of her painting skills."
In other words, it was a person close to Gracilaria who was helping her plead guilty.
Qin Yan thought for a moment and asked Lin, "What did you find today?"
"One thing is very suspicious."
He looked up at her. "What is it?"
"Pan Shi actually knows that the Gracilaria case has been completed and will be closed soon." Lin Xi paced back and forth in the room, thoughtful.
You know, the six cases are absolutely confidential before they are officially announced, for fear that there will be messy people in the middle, causing complications. who is it? It's to tip off Pan Shi.
She leaned over to Qin Yan and said, "My Lord, I guess the person who sent us the rabbit painting might know something."
It's just a pity that by the end of the year, Liu Tou's shop will have a very good business. The guests coming and going are in a mess, and it is impossible to find out who changed the New Year pictures.
"It's just that this person is hiding in the dark, I'm afraid it's not easy to catch." Lin sighed.
Qin Yan smiled. "Let's go to the night market tomorrow night. Maybe we can find some clues."
07
The cold wind blows hard at night, but it can't put out the steaming smell of Beijing in those days. Looking around, the city is full of bright lights.
It's still snowing, wearing the mink cloak that Qin Yan bought her. Lin Xixi carefully avoided the firecrackers in the street, for fear that Martians might spill on her and set her new clothes on fire.
She followed him closely. "My Lord, where are we going?"
Qin Yan pointed to the front. "This is it."
"here?" Lin Xixi walked out from behind him slowly and saw a whole street in front of him, with all kinds of paintings hanging on wooden frames, which was very competitive.
Every New Year, there are many acrobatics in Beijing, and this kind of painting is one of the more elegant ways to play.
She understood, "Do you think the person who sent the rabbit painting will appear here?"
Qin Yan walked and watched, "Those rabbits have smudged marks and can't leave ink. They use a kind of rice paper with the lowest quality. It can be seen that this person lives in poverty and should be short of money. "
And the king of paintings selected every year, without exception, will sell a good price.
Since that man is good at painting, he should not miss this opportunity to make money.
"But what if that person doesn't come?" Lin asked.
"It's just an opportunity," he said, holding her hand. "If you don't come, we'll take it as a night trip to Beijing."
Two people walked more than half a street, at this moment, Qin Yan's footsteps suddenly stopped. In an inconspicuous place on the street corner, there is a rich picture of the year of snow.
Qin Yan chuckled: "I found it."
At this moment, a scholar in semi-old blue came out from behind the painting. When he saw someone stop in front of the painting, he said, "Guys, do you want to buy a painting?"
Lin looked him up and down, smiling and tunnel: "Don't buy a painting, we will find someone."
"Looking for someone?" The scholar frowned. "Then who are you?"
Lin found it very interesting. "Why, you sent all the rabbit paintings to the Qin government, and you still don't recognize the owner of the house?"
The scholar's face changed greatly.
Lin didn't want to scare him, so he simply said, "We didn't intend to accuse you of satirizing the government. However, since you plead for Gracilaria, what evidence can you have? "
The scholar was silent for a while, shook his head and then said, "I don't have any evidence, but Gracilaria knew the truth before she got married." She would never do such a thing as killing/stealing/feeling. "
Lin asked interestingly, "Who are you? I also know what happened when she was not married. "
"Don't get me wrong," the scholar explained quickly. "A few years ago, I passed by the northwest, ran out of money and ran into Gracilaria. He saw that I had some real talent and practical learning, so he hired me to be a teacher for Gracilaria for a while. "
After that, he went to Beijing to take the exam, but it didn't work, so he drifted to Beijing and made a living by selling paintings.
Knowing that Gracilaria was married in Beijing, he never bothered her. I didn't know about Gracilaria's imprisonment until I met Ruff's shopping servants in the street that day and listened to them chatting.
Lin suddenly remembered something and asked him, "Jiang Gu is a drug dealer. Since you are an old acquaintance of Gracilaria, do you know that she knows medical skills? "
"Naturally, Jiang Jiazu was born a doctor."
08
Lin Xixi squatted in his cell, staring at the slightly sloppy Gracilaria in the corner.
No wonder he became "crazy" soon after he went to prison, and he was able to cheat foreign doctors.
It turns out that I tampered with my pulse.
Gracilaria still has some wit. Because it is difficult for prisoners with mental problems to find out the case, the yamen will generally postpone the trial. However, it can only be delayed for a while. When all the evidence is available, how to judge or how to judge.
"Hello." Lin called her.
Gracilaria's eyes glazed over the dry straw in her hand, as if she didn't hear her voice.
Lin didn't care when she ignored herself. She stood up slowly and straightened the folds in her cloak. "I think your name is terrible. Gracilaria will leave, as if talking to someone you are destined for. In the end, I am afraid it is a discrete ending. "
Lin approached and whispered, "For example, your son was adopted by your brother and sister-in-law to the Wu family and was abducted just a few days ago."
Lin Sunseeker only felt the cuffs tight, bowed his head and looked at Gracilaria's anxious face.
Gracilaria tugged at her sleeve and asked eagerly, "No one is looking for it? ! "
Lin raised her eyebrows. "Stop pretending?"
Gracilaria is stiff.
See Lin's appearance is really awkward, sighed and said, "the child has been found. Besides, you don't have to be wary of me. Someone called you. Your Excellency said that your case should be retried. "
"Shout for me?" It took Gracilaria a long time to react. "Who is it?"
"He said his name was He Guan, and he used to be your teacher." Seeing Gracilaria's complicated look, Lin probably guessed the relationship between the two, but this is not the focus of her concern. Tell me, how did your husband die?
Gracilaria said blankly, "In short, it's not death."
She remembers clearly that her husband had an old disease brought from the womb. The reason why Lu Jia hired her to take the back door was that she took a fancy to her medical skills and could take care of him personally.
But the attack came too fast and too fierce, and people went anyway.
Paradoxically, just after her husband's first seven years, her brother and sister-in-law accused her of murdering her husband and having an affair with another man. But the truth is, she doesn't even know the man who ran out of her room.
Later, the police chief said that she had found evidence of her injury and she was even more guilty.
In desperation, I came up with a way to pretend to be crazy.
Lin Xi touched his chin and wondered if there was an autopsy. If Gracilaria's husband really died of illness, how could he not be found out?
After returning, she told Qin Yan her request.
Qin Yan just said flatly, "It seems that it is time to check, and maybe we have to clean up the yamen."
This matter is not difficult to find out.
It only took half a day to re-examine the body, and the result was the same as Gracilaria said. Her husband did die of illness.
Follow the trail, that is, pull up the radish and bring out the mud. Gracilaria's husband's brother and sister-in-law framed her for murder/husband/theft/affection and adopted her only son.
In order to prove her crime, they bribed the person in charge of six cases, colluded with them, and changed the autopsy format and evidence privately in an attempt to conceal the truth.
This catching head is naturally handled by Qin Yan. Gracilaria also got out of prison before the Chinese New Year, and He Guan came to meet her.
When eating New Year's Eve dinner that year, Lin remembered these two people and felt deeply: "They are also loyal wives."
Qin Yan gave her a meatball. "What do you mean?"
Chewing meatballs, Lin muttered, "Gracilaria fell in love with each other before she got married, but her parents didn't agree. She thought that although He Guan was talented, she was not born high, so she missed her life. " Now that Gracilaria has survived, it is gratifying that they have the opportunity to come again. "
Qin Yan smiled and said, "Are they together? What do you care so much about? "
Lin smiled and hugged his arm. "Because I have lifelong support, I hope Gracilaria can have the same blessing as me."
Lip Angle slightly, Qin Yan nodded solemnly. "Well, that's true."
Outside, the goose feather is falling heavily, and the ground is covered with a thick layer.
This year is a good year for snow.
? End?
The above is about the year of the rabbit, the year of birth, the day of the month, and the sharing of rabbits. After watching the Year of the Horse, I hope this will help everyone!
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