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What interesting folk copywriting have you seen?

As a children's shoe who studies marketing and operation, she is familiar with all kinds of copywriting routines, but there are also some folk experts whose copywriting exports are amazing. Even if you are durex, accept it. These folk copies, or crooked words written on cardboard; Or black-and-white printing in a small shop, regardless of the source, the effect is still popular. Today, I will sort out these shoddy Jianghu copybooks, chat with you and smile.

1. I have to say that the fruit stand copy

Your fruit is big, sweet and fresh. "Not sweet, no money" and "authentic XXX" have long been out of date. Let's see what aunts and grandmothers say!

Sweet or not-sweeter than first love, sweeter than first kiss.

First love is the sweetest. What, can your watermelon be sweeter than your first love and kiss? Boss, give me three!

Big or small.-forget him.

Buy my melon and forget him-what does this mean, as pure as I don't understand? Who can explain?

Beautiful or not-more beautiful than Liu Yifei.

Dude, are you bragging? This fruit of yours is not only sweeter than first love, but also more beautiful than Liu Yifei and redder than Andy Lau? Don't say anything, I'll buy yours later.

Are you familiar with it?-More than your wife.

Brother, you won. You are a wife, lover and mistress. Won't you kneel and rub the washboard after dinner?

Precious or not-Special offer of Flat Peach Club

Once it blooms after three thousand years, it bears fruit after three thousand years. Flat peaches will be specially dedicated to your immortal enjoyment!

It makes sense to break up-pick me, I'm single.

It's all single dog. I'll take you there.

2. The most grounded real estate copy

How to write the real estate copy? In addition to the high-end atmosphere of "elegant home, drunken beauty town" and "handed down from generation to generation and treasured for life", look at ours!

House prices are rising rapidly. Buy it now.

I didn't buy a house yesterday, so I miss the feeling of 100 million!

Money is in the bank, it is better to buy a house.

This children's shoe, at first glance, has studied finance! However, why am I good?

What is success if you don't buy a house?

My life is a failure!

Zuixing real estate copywriting

This copy, I believe that as long as it is a prospective father, will be tempted.

All kinds of other interesting copywriting that you will never forget.

The purpose of copywriting is to occupy your mind and stimulate your desire to buy. Although "giving gifts with melatonin" is very LOW, it does not hinder his effect at all. A lot of folk copywriting is for you to remember it at first sight, just like buying it. After reading the following copy, can you control how much you send?

Air conditioning-cold as an ex-girlfriend's heart

Three words, so cold!

Flower shop-goddess?

Boss, a rose!

Underwear-that's why my husband doesn't go home.

Broadband-the network speed is too fast, please fasten your seat belt!

This broadband is so dangerous. No, I just like the exciting feeling!

Buffet-Are you in charge when you are pregnant?

Ladies, be careful in and out!

Well, forget it, the great god is among the people, which is really not bad! These folk copywriting, although seemingly vulgar, are very good at highlighting key points, grasping consumers' minds, attracting attention and stimulating their desire for purchase and service!