Blessing exam sentences are funny.

1, you must kiss the paper when it is handed down. This is called stability.

2, cheating should be killed, it is shameful to fail the subject, and the scholar can kill it!

Please don't call me by my name during the exam, please call me Guoer.

4, the weather is unpredictable, and people have misfortune. Good luck with the exam.

5. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

6. The blank papers handed in by everyone in the exam are the first in the grade. Why do you have to live and die?

7. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to stop it from coming.

8. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

9. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange. ...

10, when I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.

1 1, the difference between Guo and Gua is whether it is Oh (O) or Ah (A) after hearing the result.

12, if you are unhappy when reviewing, you will not review if you are unhappy; If you don't review, you will be happy, and the happy day will pass.

13. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform." I really want to put myself on the podium.

14, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

15, AP news: President Obama expressed great honor for his family to appear in CET-6 of China University for many times.

16, the furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam, and others have already done the second question.

17, actually, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do.

18, there is an examination range called "All Books Must Be Tested" and an examination focus called "What I said is the focus". My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears when I heard the second sentence. ......

19, look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

20. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question, a kind of multiple-choice question, a kind of calculation question, a kind of application question, and a kind of failing question, it doesn't matter!

2 1, the whole semester was completely abandoned, and I was heartbroken near the exam. I haven't slept for a week. I was as busy as a bee before the exam. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I got the paper and cried. I didn't pass the exam, and I can't do anything.

22. A month ago, I asked Fozu what to do during the exam. The Buddha gave me the phrase "Everything depends on human effort". Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me the word "everything follows fate". Today, I asked him again. After a long silence, the Buddha said that "participation is the most important".

23, whether you look at it or not, the score is there, no increase or decrease. Whether you drive or not, your attitude is there, neither slow nor slow. If you fail, or don't, your destiny is there, whether you are sad or not. Let me recite the exam questions, or let the exam questions live in my heart. Silence, calm, silence, happiness.