How to play badminton humorously and make friends?

1, boasting style: "Playing badminton today, I feel that Dānlín is possessed, and every ball hits accurately, and my opponents are stunned! However, on the other hand, Dānlín has to have a ball control, otherwise the badminton rackets will be worn out by me! "

2. Ridiculous: "After playing badminton, I finally understand why it is called' badminton'-because it really flies like a feather! However, it doesn't matter, at least my sportsmanship is full! "

3. Self-deprecating: "On the badminton court, I was sweating like rain, but the ball seemed to deliberately avoid me. Hey, it seems that badminton also knows the trick of' avoiding masters'! "