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Alcoholics talk about making friends.
1. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
Life is happier if you don't drink a little wine.
3, drink a catty a day, ten spring less in a lifetime.
I promised to give up drinking, so I will have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!
5, drinking bad liver, drinking bad stomach, drinking sexual function plummeted.
6, drink one or two at a time, strong and strong.
7. Alcohol is enterotoxic. If you drink too much, you will die of poisoning.
8, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.
9. If you are drunk today, you will drink cold water tomorrow.
10, giving up drinking and smoking for the first time.
1 1. Looking through the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. After the first two hangovers, I have made up my mind to give up drinking. Don't want to get drunk, you can't dream of death, and white water is the longest.
12, sometimes wine is a disaster. Give it up and don't let it hurt innocent people!
13 but since the water is still flowing, let's raise our glasses to drown our sorrows, even though we use swords.
14, the driver made his family cry a thousand times with a drop of wine.
15, don't go near the river wastewater, don't go near the mountain waste wood.
16, abstain from drinking and prevent three highs, often run and often laugh.
17, alcohol and tobacco save money, and asking for help is inevitable.
18, drinking other people's wine is other people's money, and you have your own life.
19, not all drinkers can give up drinking. Those who quit are heroes, admire you!
20, drink a catty a meal, and you will have half a life.
2 1, the headache in the morning after drinking is the reason why I am determined to give up drinking, and I am doomed to fight again and again until dawn.
22. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.
23, drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip and you will lose one day!
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