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Talk about a domineering woman with personality
I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.
Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love often hides an impossible person in his heart.
4. You think you are redundant, but you are really redundant!
I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.
6, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.
7. What can depth represent? Just forget it early and forget it late.
8. I am not a doll in your hand! Play around.
9. I just want to wear a wedding dress for you and comb your hair in my life.
10, I will wait for you all my life, just to smile for Bojun Qingcheng.
1 1. What's the use of long hair and waist? You can beat your waist.
12, if I can remember you all my life, the way is to hate. Congratulations. You did it.
13, youth is limited, don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!
14. The more jealous you are of me, the better. My life is your dream.
15, I will hurt you if I take the knife, but I can't protect you if I put it down.
16, would you be scared if I said I would never talk to you again?
17, long and weak, don't go near the workers.
18, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.
19, smile, see you don't care, smile and turn away.
20. Women are fucking clothes. If you wear them, you must throw them away. That would be a disaster.
2 1, I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.
22. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.
23. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.
What I want is not that I love you and support you, but that I am still with you when I am old.
25, don't envy what others have, it is better to work hard.
26. Keep a cocky cat, let it replace me and give you a saury. You're welcome.
27. I don't care if you want eternity.
Whether I still love you or miss you is my own business, not yours.
Everyone is used, including myself.
30. Nothing is impossible, except that I don't want to do it, so you didn't motivate me.
3 1, people don't love me, I don't love; If people love me, they will promise each other.
32. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who stick to it are men.
33. I'm just a little sad. I want to gulp down pure water, breathe hard, escape into the crack of time and never come back. I'm just sad.
34. Put away your hypocrisy and pack your luggage.
35, life is not a TV series, who is pretending to be pure?
36. If there is a fiery red cloud in the future, it will be me who burns the sky.
37. Face is not given by others, but earned by yourself.
38. I won't regret the decision I made, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!
Don't be infatuated with me. Love clearly.
40. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
4 1, laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!
Even though I have thousands of reasons to love you, I have to leave you sometimes.
43. I want to be the only one for you, the only one I don't want to change and can't change.
44. Look at those people who are getting more and more deviated, and suddenly they are infinitely looking forward to my future.
45. They are friends and you are best friends. Even if the world collapses, my hug will not be subverted.
46. I am a proud island. Who is the tide that can't get ashore?
Don't talk about the past. We have all gone too far, and no one wants to look back.
48. Others laugh at me for being too open-minded, and I laugh at others for not letting go.
49. My temper drove away many people, but left the truest one.
50. When breaking up, don't tell me it's inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian! Not suitable for earth people!
5 1, I don't expect anything, I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.
Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will destroy the whole heaven.
53. I have never cheated you, because I have never had the need to cheat you.
54. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.
55, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.
56. The bitch who started the rumor deserved to suffer from all kinds of diseases.
57. You are calm outside Qianshan. I am just caught between love and not love, but I wish I were dead.
58. Ask what things are in the world.
59. Get out! You don't belong to my world, don't bother me!
60. You don't deserve to make public in a black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.
6 1, even if I can't hold you in my arms, I want to hide you in my heart.
62, angered my sister, my sister ate a map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.
63. I will live a proud life that no one can match with my far-fetched smile.
64. I remember what was good to me, and I will pay you back twice as much if I am sorry.
65, my youth is not so gorgeous, just very luxurious.
66. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.
67. If you don't fight for power and profit, you will know who called you.
68, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire!
69. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!
70. After all, the king transcends everything and all obstacles.
7 1, at the moment you choose to hurt me, all the privileges granted to you will be invalid.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
Please change the paste before calling me stupid.
74. How much you despise, how perfunctory I am.
75, my pride, don't allow you to trample.
76. Parents always have a group of schoolmasters, who are called other people's children.
77. Girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?
78. Your IQ is the same as the winter temperature in Heilongjiang.
79. Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.
80. If loneliness can run aground, happiness will last forever.
8 1. If you are infatuated with someone, you are definitely not worthy of him.
82. Not everyone treats you as superficial. Take off the mask. We don't know anyone.
83. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
84. There is no such thing as eternity. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
85. I use a lamp to illuminate your heart, and you use that lamp to illuminate other people's hearts.
86. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
87. Society is not the opposite. Knock if you want.
88. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, I will give you a smile.
This is a conversation between him and her, but he is very sad.
90. Flowers bloom and fall. Love comes and goes. She's changed, I'm tired, and then I have to part.
9 1, is it too nostalgic, so I refuse to make do.
92. I'd rather not humble the love I get.
Listen to your own music, I have no music.
94. In today's society, we should not look at what you have lost, but what you really have.
95. Rain can wash away my sister's heart, but it can't erase her memory.
96. Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.
97, no longer live in silence, I want to start my pride again.
98. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
99, I like to kiss directly without confession! Don't say goodbye. I'm sorry. Just leave.
100, look at the world with a high attitude, there is no need to worry about some trivial things.
On the spatial personality of 202 1 domineering female man
1, no matter how strong, we are also women.
I want to be your heart in the next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.
My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.
4. How many voices did The Bride Is Not Me sing?
5, the world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.
6. I care about everything about you, including the people you like.
I don't know whether he likes me or not. I only know that he will never talk to me unless I take the initiative.
8. He is a painful dream that I mentioned.
9. I am not a lady. What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.
10, I want to strangle all women who have ideas about you.
1 1, your tenderness and your smile are irreplaceable.
12, don't love me, don't ink, get on your horse and get out!
13, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.
14, friendship lasts forever and can never be separated.
15, girls should not be too thin, or Cupid can't help you.
I loved you the most then, but now I hate you the most.
17, little stockings and high heels with red lips, shaking his head and swinging his hips.
18, my friend asked me what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world is big, and I only want her.
19, girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.
I know he doesn't love me, and his eyes tell his heart.
2 1, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.
22, I'm not a soft paper, I want to be a China paper!
23. I want to be a foreign-funded woman with beauty, capital and knowledge!
24, the female man is very good and free and easy, will not pretend to be forced, will not be crazy, she is very strong.
I always like to look out of the window, but I don't want to see the way you look at her.
26. When we can't solve our emotional problems, let time solve them.
27. I will be brilliant one day. Drive my sister crazy together.
28. You shook her hand and are no longer my hero.
29. A woman who is tough outside and soft inside is better than pretending to be poor.
30. I also have a teenager who likes it very much, but unfortunately lacks the courage to express himself.
3 1, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.
32. Women cry when they are in agony.
33. Choose a posture and let yourself live irreplaceable.
34. Women suffer for sexy legs, beautiful faces and money.
35. Keep your hair long so that I can marry you with a beautiful bride's head in the future.
36. People who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know why.
37. Sometimes I really want to hug him.
38. Do you want to be a verb (the abbreviation of verb)? ? Does he care? Roman numeral 3
39. Why didn't a woman cry and suffer?
40. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.
4 1, no one protects my soft sister, I can only learn to be a woman!
42. The eldest sister belongs to the state-owned property and will never be sold cheaply.
43. If you are important, he will try to keep you.
44. When my hair reached my waist, he had already flown with her.
Dear, we are not afraid of ups and downs, as long as you are with me forever.
Domineering funny girl, tell me.
1, I had a dream when I was a child, that is, I could be a beautiful woman when I grew up, and I realized it.
People call me a girl, so do I say aunt, because mom and mom mean the same thing.
3. Friend, I am not an ATM. Even if it is, please feel if there is a card on you.
4, life is easy, life is easy, life is really not easy.
5, love is always before the storm, breaking up is always after the storm!
6. It's sad to take a vacation and let go of the only knowledge in my sister's mind.
7. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
8. Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!
9. The children of poor families become masters early, and the precocious children get married early.
10, ugliness and wealth can make up, but handsome and poor are useless.
1 1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.
12, my wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
13, when my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!
14, my dream is: let every Japanese drink a cup of Sanlu milk powder every day.
15, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effect is the same.
16, are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
17, I shaved my head just to win your smile!
18, no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.
19, free thousands of ghosts, and show your bushido spirit.
20. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
2 1, happiness is when you have no money, you find a crumpled 100 yuan in your worn-out jeans pocket.
22. Grandpa Mao, I love you and fight for you all my life.
23. Don't think that wearing sunglasses means that blind people can walk sideways.
24, sexy is not coquettish, the key is that you are not sexy when you are coquettish.
25, don't shit, just because the earth is not attractive.
26. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.
27. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent; As long as you are fat, nothing is useful.
28. A woman who doesn't cry is a monster, and crying all the time is a waste.
29, the sky will fall in Sri Lanka, you must first turn off its mobile phone, receive its pAD, and unplug its network cable.
30. I am jealous since I was a child, and I am even more jealous when I grow up. As long as my wife says other boys are good, I will be jealous.
3 1, you send my lover, I will give you a favor.
32. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.
33. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.
34. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn!
35. Youth dies on examination papers.
36. Give you a bone and run.
37. If you cut your hair short, you can start over. Then I guess you have to shave your head.
38. It's my pleasure to squat down to the wall and count the ants.
39. Until now, I still love Russia.
40. If you survive, there will be disaster.
4 1, underwear may not be superman, but it may be.
42. Even 10086 ignored me after I used it and made a ringtone.
43. The charm of scores is really great, which can make you die hard and lead your thoughts.
44. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.
45. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld.
46. If you have two feet on both sides, you will capsize sooner or later. You can't capsize a boat without stepping on it.
47. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.
Yo, nobody cares about me. I want to be quiet.
49. Computer, I love you so much, but you crashed for me.
Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him and then beat you with rich experience.
Talking about the exclusive funny character of domineering female man
1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.
I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.
Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.
4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.
Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.
6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.
7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.
8. How to play, what role, what goods.
9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.
10, don't make friends with others with my secret.
1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.
12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.
13, I said please go away, did you run away?
14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.
15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.
16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.
17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.
18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.
19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.
20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.
2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.
22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.
23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.
24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.
25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.
I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.
27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.
If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.
29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.
30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.
3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.
I can only love you all my life, not for a while.
33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.
34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.
35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.
I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.
37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.
38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?
39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.
40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?
4 1, the legendary three stars: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and soldier Zhang Ga, referred to as Lady Gaga.
42. Doraemon said: Bear, what you want is not me, but that pocket.
43. Friend, if you like me, you can't say it out loud. Don't hide it.
44. When something happens, you should find the reason on yourself. Just don't make trouble.
45. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is not as good as the next.
46. Your sleeping position determines your hairstyle. Starting today, you should study your sleeping posture and hairstyle.
47. Dream, anything is possible. Daydreaming can make your dream come true more easily.
48. Don't quibble, the fact is the fact that you will never change.
49. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is stupid.
50. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I have acrophobia, and I'm afraid if I grow too tall.
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