Super funny sentences (15 sentences)

1, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

I can't find my tie. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

3, can not extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

6. Getting married was a playboy at first, but getting divorced later was a mistake.

7. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

8. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts and leave in a joke.

9. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

10. Angels and demons always like to play tug-of-war with my soul.

1 1, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

12, the world has its own true feelings, and I love all the beautiful women.

13, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

14, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

15, the enemy is still conscience, the less the safer.