Funny copywriting in a circle of friends

1. Downstairs, next to the roadside stall, I suddenly saw 1 a billboard that read "Three pieces of underwear for lovers for ten yuan". I feel deep in an instant.

2. Do you have a brief history of time? B: Psycho, I don't pick up shit when I'm free! ?

3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "

Never ask if the foodies have eaten, which is not a problem at all. If you want to ask, are you full?

5. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to drive fast, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

6. There must be a great woman behind a successful man. Besides Ma Yun, there are millions of Qian Qian women behind his success!

7. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that is improved, but our consumption speed.

8. "What eight characters can make a man uncertain! A phone call will arrive! " "Come and drink, all women!"

9. Actually, I like online dating very much. The fake photos I sent are beautiful, and the love words typed by the keyboard are also beautiful. The obscene words spoken by the voice make me blush, which can be said to be divided.

10. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will be held down and kissed, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

1 1. Today, I found that people can't spit out their tongues when they look up ... without looking like a mental retardation.

12. I met a beautiful woman in the street and accidentally hurt my knee. I was about to apologize, but the beauty spoke first: "Brother, please take a picture for me quickly. I want to send a circle of friends. This is a lump. My boyfriend came back and misunderstood. "

13. The doctor just pricked a finger to check the blood of a pupil. As soon as the needle was pricked, the pupils farted loudly, and the stern mother said, "Oh, did I miss it for you?"

14. Playing mobile phone late at night. In addition to being sentimental, I was beaten in the face by my mobile phone.

15. Today, I used QQ to express my love to the goddess. What metaphor is used to describe all kinds of rhetoric? It can be described as classic words, emotional sentences, quotations, smiles, and earth-shattering tears. Finally, under my strong emotional offensive, the goddess finally replied: "Who the fuck are you?"

16. Really eat food, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

17. Please, there is no shortage of talents in this world, only infertility.

18. The older you grow up, the more you know that people who say they don't care about money are actually poor, and rich people are too lazy to discuss them.