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Tell me about Russia.

1. We dedicated our best youth to education/*

There are no people who don't understand romance, only people who don't care about you.

No matter how much I love you, I will eventually have a tired day.

You and she are made for each other.

5. If one day, I can be the object of your QQ chat. That would be great.

If I hadn't met you that day, I would have been as confused and helpless as before.

7, the five principles of happiness: no hate in my heart; There is no trouble in my mind; Life is simple; Pay more; Expect less.

8. My stomach ached for a while, and my tears suddenly dried up.

9. Don't be surprised if you find that a person hasn't been online for a long time. She has been online for you for 24 hours.

10, only after experiencing earth-shattering love, do you know the pain of heartbreaking afterwards.

1 1. I thought I would grow up, be indifferent and live a low-key life. I thought I would be happier if I was lonely and proud.

12, I am no longer lonely, looking at the noisy crowd, looking at the basketball court without you, tears streaming down my face.

13, some things can never go back, and some people will never see them again.

14, I didn't get it. How can I lose it?

15, even if you know me, you only know me now. One day I will change, and you will no longer know me. . .

16, I can't recover your refusal. So much sadness makes me cry and break my heart alone.

17, if one day you fail, you will know how many people are laughing and how many people are sprinkling salt on you!

18, the courage to accept other people's criticism, just can adjust their own shortcomings.

19, who held your hand and kissed your face in school uniform? Remember who forgot who?

20. If you want to leave, you should stay. You should not force it.

2 1, I can feel the earth moving, but I can't touch you; May you pray for heaven and earth, and may happiness accompany you forever.

22, no brokenhearted, no love, no amnesia, no life.

23. Deep love without entanglement is my ultimate love!

24. What saddens me most is to see that there are many opposite sex around you, and I can't let these people come out.

25. I'm being unreasonable just to get your attention.

26. Will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the opposite corner?

27. Why did you leave me alone?

28, miss, it represents a lifetime of regret, regret, but that's just a memory.

29. In fact, love usually begins after breaking up.

What I said was not for plagiarism, but to satisfy what I wanted to say but couldn't.

3 1, stumbling and persistent, but your back never stops for me.

32. Give up your damn self-esteem. He hasn't gone far. Go after him.

33. Philosophically speaking, we should pay attention to the accumulation of quantity, and the essence you have learned is used to accumulate harm.

34. The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts again and again.

35. I just want someone who loves me.

36. I don't want other people's hugs, because there is no your heart there.

I don't want a hug, I don't have a heartbeat.

1, as long as you are willing, tell me when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

People who love you would rather stay and quarrel with you than love others.

I only love you all my life.

The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends, just to let you know that I like you.

Everything is you when you are here, and everything is you when you are not here.

6. I am most afraid that I have made up my mind to live without you in my life and suddenly receive your letter.

7. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.

8. Companionship is the longest confession.

9. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

10 I dare not say that I will like you all my life, at least in the few years when I can see you, I just want to be nice to you.

1 1. Every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute, I miss you.

12, I have never envied anyone since I met you.

13, we have no special story, we are just the luckiest accidents in each other's lives.

14, in fact, I never owned you at all, so I think I should at least tell you this sentence and say I love you. Whatever you say or think, I just love you.

15, I don't want a hug, there is no heartbeat.

Sweet to the heart: where there is no heartbeat, I don't want a hug from others.

Please forgive me, take my place in his heart and love him.

2. No matter how powerful a woman is, she needs the care of a man. No matter how strong a man is, he needs the company of a woman.

Don't give up when you can still give. As long as you don't give up, there are infinite possibilities.

I don't want other people's hugs. No heartbeat.

The highest level of falsehood is that when you see it again, you no longer believe it is true.

6. Remembering doesn't mean eternity, and forgetting doesn't mean it didn't happen.

7. Sooner or later, I will meet a boy who holds me in his palm, and he will eventually make up for the time when he is late in my life-

8. Baby, don't hang up too much. I'm afraid you'll be ugly enough to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy from me.

9. The whip is gone, but God is there.

10, being single is addictive. Being alone for a long time will become a habit over time. I will be too lazy to fall in love, I will be more and more picky about love, I will pay more attention to my friends, I will cherish my family more than before, I will love my parents more, I will like listening to songs more and more, I have no expectations for all festivals, and I feel that my life is unrestrained and free.

1 1, I'm just tired of the hypocrisy in front of me and tell the truth.

12, happiness can be obtained through learning, although it is not our mother tongue.

13, if you don't want to yield, you must learn to conquer.

14, there can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and doesn't say anything and the other plays the fool to the end.

15, every little makes a mickle, and strive to make progress every day.

Don't judge others easily because you haven't experienced it.

1. Memory tells me not to forget you, but I can't remember you either. Can only be left as memories.

2, leaving is leaving, there is no need to find such a gorgeous excuse.

Don't always think of yourself as the hero and heroine of the story, you are stupid! That's all fucking performances.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I won't take it. Give it to someone else.

You walked behind me and laughed with my friends. I panicked and forgot my walking posture.

6. Don't judge others easily because you haven't experienced his life.

7. You are not even qualified for me to see you, because I am a proud swift horse.

8. If you stay alone for a long time, you won't want the happiness of two people.

9. Some people say that love is a kind of hunger and an endless painful need.

10. Everyone can keep this secret for me. I just can't tell you.

1 1, I won't like anyone anymore, because I'm fearless, and I'm afraid this time.

12, I love your writing, but I don't understand it; My silence, you want to see, but you don't understand.

13, please don't say that you love someone just because of a warm current.

14, it seems not easy for you to be my lover.

15, now we don't know love, but we are willing to give everything for love.