Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I want the most classic dirty words, the most classic humor and the most classic cold jokes. Throw it to me collectively if you are in trouble. !
I want the most classic dirty words, the most classic humor and the most classic cold jokes. Throw it to me collectively if you are in trouble. !
? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs) 42. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman. 43. Why can't I see God's penis? = => The secret cannot be revealed. 44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other corner was broken by Titanic. 45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing (difficult to fly) 46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Perfect clothes (perfect telephone means telephone) 47. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it is a hammer. Why did Chang 'e run to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it. 49. Xiaohei, Xiaobai, Xiaohuang and Xiaohong went by plane. Who gets airsick and vomits? = => White rabbit (vomit) 50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => became a fat man 5 1, and two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, but what is the name of the living? = => Help 52. Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? = => Elephant hide (eraser) 53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, but (paper) afraid of 154. The guests coming out below are the pride of our China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken (Ku Kuiji) 55. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you). Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard. What Kirin is the best? = => Ice cream 58. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin (tire) 59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick) 60. Where does the river rush, the city or the country? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why is it too urgent to blow up) 6 1, A, B, C, D, which word is the coolest? = = & gt== > (thong) 62. There is a room where pigeons can be hidden. I sang (hid) your song (dove) on the roof. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cram for Buddha's feet, because when you get close to (zero) 64. Who is the thinnest policeman, rogue soldier? = => Rogue (rogue professor-skinny) 65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot. How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => III (Alajia, Aray, Alabing) 67. A group of eunuchs (other versions are a group of women) are chatting. Guess an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk) 68. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (exclusive) 69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (the stars in the sky don't talk-Lu) 69. What's the name of this pencil? = => Xiao. Sharpen (Xiao) the pencil! 70. What color can best imitate? Red (ground) imitation 7 1 Who will help you add food when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is adding (days)! ! 72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert. A little dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he still choked to death. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted bar. A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line. Before a puppy traveled in the desert, he found a telephone pole with nothing attached to it. The queue arrived, but he still choked. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he was embarrassed that a puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is no dog MM behind it. As a result, he still suffocated to death. Why? = => It wants to shit, but it doesn't have any paper. A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and the queue is there. There is no dog MM in the back, and I still can't breathe with paper. Why? = => It's so constipated. 73. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves) 74. Which historical figures are the most embarrassed? = => Su Wu shepherd Beihai (kicked by the sea) 75. Which character runs fastest in history? = => Speaking of the devil, cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => Coffee (car flying) 77. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread that ate a meatball. What happened? = => Changed a steamed stuffed bun 78. Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of water") 79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Meow 80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => is denture 8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? = => Eight grams (Starbucks) 82, tw is a part of China (the name of a Chinese herbal medicine) = => Angelica sinensis 83, Jade Emperor Bixi (the name of a city) = => Tianjin 84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => If you walk too slowly, 85. Farmers have raised 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there was no water below, a taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police have to take a taxi. 88. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog 89. What is neither laborious nor comfortable to type? = => doze off 90. What product has the same production date and effective date? = => Newspaper 9 1, what books are not available in bookstores? = => best-selling book "suicide note 92"? = => female secretary 93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that people who spend all their time online are not good people. Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers. 95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => The lion (because the lion "lost" contact) 96. The fat man takes a sedan chair (making a place name) = => Yugoslavia (Rafe) 97. Go to the toilet (enter the name of Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok) 98. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa (every night) remembers his mother's words and tears glisten. 99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee falls in love with the Internet 100, it's good in the daytime and sad at night (Gai Lou) = => Dumuqiao10/,which star in the entertainment circle stutters? = => Christine (because ... Christine: "Hello, I'm Christine Christine") 102. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver and Xiaohong is the passenger, whose car is this? = => "If"! If there is a car, 103. What did Kirin become when it arrived at the North Pole? = => Ice Kirin (ice cream)! 104, McDonald's or KFC, which has a longer history? = => KFC! Because KFC's image is grandpa, McDonald's is uncle ... 105, Xiaoming wants to cross the bridge, and two ghosts appear opposite, a red ghost and a green ghost. Xiaoming has a gun with only two bullets. One shot killed the green ghost, two shot killed the red ghost. Do you want to kill the red ghost first? Or a green ghost? = => Green Ghost (because the red ghost saw that the green ghost was dead, he was blue in the face and then shot and killed) 106, monthly salary1What car can 200 yuan buy? Answer: Buy a chess set (there are four cars and four BMWs) 107. There is a 50 yuan on the ground, with a price of 100 yuan. Which one would you choose? Answer: Of course, take both. 108. Once upon a time, there was a rabbit. It took two steps forward, then came back, took two steps forward, and then came back. Why? = => It likes it. 109. Who is the legend of Faye Wong sung to? = => Nezha, because "I think you are making trouble" 1 10. Who has the most children in the history of China? ..... The answer is Li Gang. (Because my dad is Li Gang)11.26 lETters, how many letters are left after ET left = => There are 2 1 left, because UFOs left ET (aliens).
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Novel titles "Cold Joke" and "Cold Joke"
Novel type snow dancing clouds, urban romance novel author profile: people always dream, dream during the day, for fantasy, or more seriously, delusion. Everyone is eager for the arrival of the extraordinary in his heart, but only when he is really in an extraordinary position will he begin to understand the preciousness of the ordinary. However, there is often no choice. The so-called fate is actually the biggest joke.
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