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How to prove in one sentence that you are getting older?

I have a saying, that is, it is better to use the word "time", because time can prove everything. It has two meanings, "Time waits for no one, and it does not wait for everyone, and time is not forgiving." People don’t forgive women. “I’m sorry everyone, it’s a bit hurtful.

People will always grow old. Birth, old age, illness and death are the laws of nature and no one can change them.

I often sigh now: "I'm old, I can't accept it!"

Our family lives on the third floor. This old-fashioned building does not have an elevator. I have been walking up and down for 20 years. , from running up and down as light as a swallow, to slowly going up and down step by step, now I have to take a break after going up a flight of stairs to steady myself.

It’s so fast to think about it. I was once a carefree child, then a turbulent teenager, and inadvertently reached the troubled middle age. He is obviously old now.

It’s okay not to want to grow old, so just accept old age calmly!

My husband finally came back, and he said he would take the kids and me to the Changde Water Park. On this hot day, it’s great to play in the water!

Two adults and two children were exhausted after a day of playing. When we were about to get off the expressway, my husband said that we were too tired from playing today and that we were not going to cook dinner tonight. Let’s go have a big meal.

This was what I wanted, so we set off to the restaurant we often go to. At this time, the 5-year-old Dabao who was sleeping in the back seat woke up. I cried involuntarily, "What's wrong? Baby?" I held my 1-year-old baby in my arms. I thought he was dreaming, or was it getting dark before he got home? Afraid? He held him in his arms. The child stopped crying instantly.

The child was sweating when he touched his back, but he had changed out of the three clothes he had brought with him when he set out in the morning, and the other two were also wet. He might catch a cold if he sweated next time, so he discussed it with his husband. , drove the car to the pedestrian street to eat.

My husband took Xiaobao to order food first, and I took Dabao to buy a new T-shirt. This street is full of women's clothing. Finally, I saw a children's clothing store and opened the door and went in.

I buy things very quickly and quickly. I scan the shelves and when I see a style I like, I immediately find out my child’s code. At this time, the boss who was playing with his mobile phone at the counter noticed us and stood up. "You can try whatever you like!" he greeted.

I nodded politely, then took two pieces and asked Dabao to go into the fitting room and change them. And asked the shop owner for scissors to cut off the tag. As soon as my son came out of the fitting room, the shop owner saw him and said, "Wow, your son's skin is so good. He's so white and his eyes are so big." I smiled and said, "He's quite white."

Then the shopkeeper looked me over again and said casually: "You should have been pretty fair and pretty when you were young." I couldn't help laughing, "Oh? Really? Thank you! He His skin is as white as his father’s.” “Oh, I’m telling you!” the shop owner added nonchalantly.

To be honest, if this store owner had spoken like this before, I would definitely not have bought it. But at that moment, I found a way out for myself and accepted it with a smile!

When we were eating later, I also looked at my husband who was sitting opposite me seriously. We are the same age. They were all born in 1987. Before I knew it, he had changed from a young man in his prime to the slightly stout middle-aged man with a big beer belly in front of me.

After returning home, the children fell asleep. I sat in front of the mirror and looked at myself for a long time, and took out the facial mask, eye mask, and hand guard that I hadn’t applied in nearly three months. Frost those. Apply them one by one, as if you are using Suxiao Jiuxin Pill at that moment.

It was also the first time that I went to bed before one o'clock in the morning. As I lay in bed, I couldn't calm down for a long time. My uncle's words kept popping up in my mind.

If a young man in his early 20s says that I am old, forget it. I was dissed by an uncle in his 50s, and I can't let it go.

Looking back on the eight years of marriage, two children in one lifetime, and one child makes one ten years older. Being alone with them all day long means no social interaction and no freedom. I would wait for them to eat, drink and sleep, and when they went to bed at night, I would start working part-time on my own code writing. I would stay up until two or three o'clock, and it felt like just after I lay down, the alarm clock would wake me up again. I got up at half past six and took Xiaobao to school.

I haven’t looked in the mirror seriously for a long time. When I got up in the morning, I hurriedly cleaned up the children, and I just slapped water on my face a few times. Go out without a face, and then start a busy day. I also forgot how long it had been since I took care of my skin, and how many nights I had stayed up.

The girl in the mirror who used to have plump apple muscles and a slightly sweet smile has quietly turned into a middle-aged girl with deep dark circles under her eyes, dull skin, and even her smile is a bit stiff. young woman. Outside the window at midnight, pattering raindrops were beating on my window.

So the subject’s question: How to prove in one sentence that you are getting older? I think it was the state of mind when I was lying in bed at midnight, listening to the sound of rain but unable to fall asleep, just like I had a feeling of autumn sadness in my heart.

It may also be the attitude of accepting it calmly when others say you are old.

This uncle’s words also reminded me that I must have a regular schedule. I must not stay up late for a long time because I feel that I am still young. This will increase the burden on the body and make the whole person look depressed. , in poor spirits.

And a person who has a regular schedule must be in good spirits. Even if he is seventy or eighty years old, as long as his mental state is good, he will not look old!

Even until the end of writing, I still don’t admit that I am old, because I am the mother of two children, one is 5 years old and the other is 1 year old. Their lives have just begun, and I Yes, because I grew up with them. Mom never gets old!

How to use one sentence to prove that you are getting older?

The autumn wind brings tears to my eyes.

Today after today, today is so rare! If you don’t do it today, when will this happen? It is a pity that today is not the day of a hundred years of life! If Yangu waits for the arrival of the Ming Dynasty, there will be Ming Dynasty affairs in the Ming Dynasty. I will compose today's poem for you. Please start working hard today.

During a recess activity, a little girl came up to me and said: "Teacher, let me make a riddle for you to guess: four legs when you are a child, two legs when you grow up, and three legs when you are old. Legs?" This riddle tells us: Time is not forgiving, everyone is on the way to getting older, and I am no exception. The little girl with yellow hair in the past has become the mother of her child in the blink of an eye. After all the vicissitudes of life, his face is covered with wrinkles and his temples are white. A pair of bright eyes had become dull. His mouth was full of snow-white teeth, but two front teeth were missing unknowingly. His speech was leaky and his words could not be enunciated clearly. Sometimes while talking and laughing, I would occasionally smile with salivation due to missing teeth, which was extremely embarrassing. The graceful girl back then has now become an old woman with a stooped back and a staggering gait. Just like in Du Fu's "Song of Thatched Cottage Broken by the Autumn Wind", "A group of children in the southern village bullied me into being old and helpless, but I couldn't stand facing thieves. I openly carried the thatch into the bamboo, my lips were burnt and my mouth was dry and I couldn't breathe. When I came back, I leaned on my stick and sighed." Alas, I Really old!

There are white hairs on the head and wrinkles on the face. The action is a bit slow and the reaction is a bit late. My memory has declined and I am no longer able to do my job. Less passion, more calmness. Pick it up and put it down, knowing the light and the heavy. My eyes are closer, my desires are lowered, and I don’t want to fight with the world anymore!

"Old Man"

Yes, I am already 30 years old before I know it. When I stand among young girls and boys and someone calls me "Old Man", Suddenly I felt old. I have never succeeded in anything, and I have nothing until now. I feel like I am such a failure.

For example, looking for a wife. I started when I was 24 years old. At that time, I really didn’t understand love. I missed it when I met it. Until I was 28 years old, it was already difficult to find it. First of all, there is the issue of age. Little girls don’t look down on “old men” because there is a generation gap between us.

Secondly, there is the issue of conditions. Girls my age are all married, and the remaining ones who are not married have higher conditions. Buildings and cars require hundreds of thousands of betrothal gifts. Do I have it? No, all the money I earned from working in the past few years was spent on finding a partner. In the end, I could only delay like this. Alas, I failed so much.

I can’t sleep again tonight. Pick up a pen and write.

I think things get worse when people grow up

There are more and more troubles

There is less and less happiness

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I am worried that I have not found a wife

In this huge world

When did I meet her

What worries me about this

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I have been troubled for three or four years

Friends, do you have troubles

Good night, don’t stay up late

Go to bed early

I have to get up early tomorrow

When I write these words, it is already past four in the morning. Alas, it would be great if we could turn back time, but we can't. Thinking about it, time really makes people grow old.

The phrase "old man" proves that I am old. But there is another saying: "A man's heart never grows old." So, those of you who are the same age as me and have not started a family, cheer up. Fight for love! ! !

Once you start to miss the past deeply, you are getting old.

When a person gets old, his jingle becomes dull.

His head is white and his eyes are dim and his ears are dull.

It is difficult to forget things.

It is difficult to walk. Hidden and staggering,

When the body's strength is weak, medicine is difficult to cure.