Tell me something funny that happened to you?

There is a female colleague in our company, who belongs to the kind of girl who wants to commit crimes from behind and defend herself face to face. She has a really good figure, long legs, snake waist and a slightly awkward face. She may also know her own shortcomings, and deliberately left a shawl with long hair, because she knows that girls have a mystery about wearing shawls. In the eyes of many men, only beautiful women wear shawls.

She is so confident that she thinks she is beautiful. In order to prove that she is really beautiful, she often tells some experiences of being harassed by men as proof.

This day in the office, a bunch of colleagues were chatting after dinner. She told a female colleague in the office that there was always a man following her when she came home from the night shift these days. She said that she felt that this man was greedy for her beauty and wanted to plot evil against her. Hearing this, the female colleague asked her with great concern, didn't you call the police? She said she was often followed by all kinds of men, and then she gave two reasons.

One: She is used to being followed.

Second: She thinks that if she calls the police, she will call the police almost every day. She is embarrassed to bother the police all day.

The female colleague asked, aren't you afraid? She said she wasn't afraid, and she had already taken care of this stalker. A male colleague asked her curiously, how did you do it? She shook her hair and turned her face back, telling us how she bravely fought with her stalker.

She said that when she came home from the night shift, the stalker followed her all the time, so she deliberately slowed down to keep a proper distance from the stalker, and then led the stalker to a remote street (this is not common sense to prove that she is different), because she is familiar with the road and knows that there are a pile of bricks on the ground in the remote street. When she got to this street, she picked up a brick and ambushed at the corner, waiting for the stalker to come over. She also prepared one.

But I looked around and didn't see the stalker coming. She was very confused, so she came out from behind the wall and looked for a long time. I don't know. She just looked the stalker in the eye. She said that when the stalker saw the brick in her hand, she let out a yell and ran away.

Her clever example proves that she is beautiful and brave. When she finished, she looked at us proudly. Although we don't believe it, we can't refute it.

At this moment, a male colleague suddenly said: He didn't see the bricks scared away, did he? She should have seen your face and scared away. When he finished this sentence, everyone immediately quieted down, then burst into laughter, and some colleagues burst into tears.

Poor male colleague, because she told the truth and was chased and beaten by her. This is ridiculous enough.