Girls say no one can beat you.

1, don't say impossible, it is impossible, with the word possible.

2. I am simple and extreme. I like a person, either 100% or 0%.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

4, nothing is not worth it, only I am willing or not, as long as I am willing, it is worth it.

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me! If you leave at my lowest point, don't come back at my best!

6. The mushroom is cold. You must live like a queen to attract the king.

7. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

Although I am nearsighted, you are blind.

9, love at first sight, but not look at the color, but weigh the pros and cons.

10, finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.

1 1. You can laugh at me and worship me, but you can't laugh at the stars I chase.

12, everyone's past is a novel. Whether it is moving or not, the screenwriter will always burst into tears.

13, if you don't want to hold hands, I will wander the world alone.

14, don't pour bitter water, don't get drunk, don't cry for people who are not worth it.

15, if someone likes you without makeup, you will feel distressed if you lose weight, you will be happy if you gain weight, and you will never abandon your ugliness or your acne. This person is not your boyfriend, your husband, your parents, but your rival in love.

16, your name is too common for me to understand.

17, missing, is a person's shuddering.

18, love in a hurry is like walking in the desert. When the wind blows, there is no escape.

19, it turns out that falling in love with someone destroys the original self.

20. Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

2 1. No matter how many people like you, it's best to have someone who only likes you.

22. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

23. If you like it, go after it. Most girls run very slowly.

24. I love your heartbreaking love, and you have fun with me!

25. One day in class, the teacher said: Make your school your home! A classmate said: this is my home, please go out!

26. Who cares about the depths of the ocean? They will only blame you for screaming and disturbing others' sleep.

27. Carry your dreams and taste your tears.

28, primary school class fee, junior high school class fee, high school class fee, university class fee process!

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

30. If someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because of the unity and friendship of eating shit and shitting.

3 1. Every haircut is a gamble. Why have I never won ~

32. What is a friend? Put 500 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

The worst result of confession is not being rejected, but losing a friend from now on.

I don't like being told to take good care of myself, either give me money or leave me alone.

35. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

36. My looks can make me study with peace of mind until graduation. Is your IQ okay?

37. People who love you will not leave because of your neglect, and those who want to leave will not stop because of your retention.

38. When you are most helpless, you will gradually give up dependence on anyone.

39. The most painful farewell is not never saying goodbye, but knowing in your heart that it is all over.

40. Hey, did you agree to give me my favorite gift? Yes, but uncle postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

4 1, when someone says good night, it means that that person is telling you that I will be here tomorrow.

42. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

43. In college, the closeness of Xiujia is more tickling than Xiuen's love.

44. To be a man, like Conan, has a domineering attitude that you will die wherever you go.

45. A younger sister is a creature that can make a rogue brother warm a man for a second, and a younger brother is a creature that can make a lady and sister become a bitch for a second.

Girls say no one can beat them. Now this era is too impetuous.

Now this era is too impetuous, and everyone can't calm down and feel the feeling of heartache carefully. They can't help but pay for uncertain love, so they prefer wartime people with pure feelings.

1, don't say impossible, it is impossible, with the word possible.

2. I am simple and extreme. I like a person, either 100% or 0%.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

4, nothing is not worth it, only I am willing or not, as long as I am willing, it is worth it.

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me! If you leave at my lowest point, don't come back at my best!

6. The mushroom is cold. You must live like a queen to attract the king.

7. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

Although I am nearsighted, you are blind.

9, love at first sight, but not look at the color, but weigh the pros and cons.

10, finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.

1 1. You can laugh at me and worship me, but you can't laugh at the stars I chase.

12, everyone's past is a novel. Whether it is moving or not, the screenwriter will always burst into tears.

13, if you don't want to hold hands, I will wander the world alone.

14, don't pour bitter water, don't get drunk, don't cry for people who are not worth it.

15, if someone likes you without makeup, you will feel distressed if you lose weight, you will be happy if you gain weight, and you will never abandon your ugliness or your acne. This person is not your boyfriend, your husband, your parents, but your rival in love.

16, your name is too common for me to understand.

17, missing, is a person's shuddering.

18, love in a hurry is like walking in the desert. When the wind blows, there is no escape.

19, it turns out that falling in love with someone destroys the original self.

20. Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

2 1. No matter how many people like you, it's best to have someone who only likes you.

22. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

23. If you like it, go after it. Most girls run very slowly.

24. I love your heartbreaking love, and you have fun with me!

25. One day in class, the teacher said: Make your school your home! A classmate said: this is my home, please go out!

26. Who cares about the depths of the ocean? They will only blame you for screaming and disturbing others' sleep.

27. Carry your dreams and taste your tears.

28, primary school class fee, junior high school class fee, high school class fee, university class fee process!

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

30. If someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because of the unity and friendship of eating shit and shitting.

3 1. Every haircut is a gamble. Why have I never won ~

32. What is a friend? Put 500 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

The worst result of confession is not being rejected, but losing a friend from now on.

I don't like being told to take good care of myself, either give me money or leave me alone.

35. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

36. My looks can make me study with peace of mind until graduation. Is your IQ okay?

37. People who love you will not leave because of your neglect, and those who want to leave will not stop because of your retention.

38. When you are most helpless, you will gradually give up dependence on anyone.

39. The most painful farewell is not never saying goodbye, but knowing in your heart that it is all over.

40. Hey, did you agree to give me my favorite gift? Yes, but uncle postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

4 1, when someone says good night, it means that that person is telling you that I will be here tomorrow.

42. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

43. In college, the closeness of Xiujia is more tickling than Xiuen's love.

44. To be a man, like Conan, has a domineering attitude that you will die wherever you go.

45. A younger sister is a creature that can make a rogue brother warm a man for a second, and a younger brother is a creature that can make a lady and sister become a bitch for a second.

A collection of humorous sentences praising their beauty and invincibility.

Humorous sentences praising oneself for being beautiful and invincible (I) 1. Your sudden statement of I love you made me cry at the noisy railway station.

I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

Let me see who is attractive. Oh, it's me.

6. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at a photo of a beautiful brother, you don't know where this beautiful brother is.

8. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

9. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

10. In this world, there are two kinds of women: one is to find their own shortcomings every day; The other is to constantly discover your own advantages. As a result, the first kind of women live very depressed, and the second kind of women live optimistic and confident. Happiness is not seeking perfection, but amplifying advantages. A woman who can bring her own advantages to the extreme will become a charming woman envied by others.

1 1. I want to be a man in my next life and then marry a beautiful woman like me.

12. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and I want to be a beauty in this life.

13. From now on, keep a low profile and be mysterious, and never mention your handsomeness and beauty.

14. Attractive women drive up house prices, such as houses and cars, while unattractive women drive down house prices, such as cars and houses.

15. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

16. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.

17. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

18. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

19. A student nurse walked by and saw me as a baby. She immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, spread her hair out at once and muttered to me; Long hair is for you. If I don't marry you in my life, my long hair will not decrease. I will tidy up the ancient Buddha and comb my hair in the boudoir.

20. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

I hope every woman can be loyal to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced by other choices and can't do anything for your own needs, don't think that your thoughts are unimportant, because sooner or later you will embark on this road of finding yourself. When you always see and remember your own needs, you are not living for others, nor are you restricting others' actions.

22. Who said sad? That's Beethoven.

23. If life is like the first time.

24. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

25. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be exquisite. This is a woman's dignity.

26. You said you liked me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

27. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

28. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

29. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say; Shit, he's handsome again.

30. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

3 1. I am handsome, handsome, charming, handsome, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and I am one of the top ten outstanding figures in China.

I once participated in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize for saying "I am not beautiful".

33. This is a two-minute world. One minute, people notice you, and the next minute, people like you.

34. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

I can't fly, no matter for whom.

I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

37. You look very fauvism!

38. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now I like superficial people.

39. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead.

I think no one can beat my humorous sentence (Chapter 3) 4 1. My wife said I was ugly, but I didn't think so, because after she was with me, she said that Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.

42. Don't always clamor for presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

43. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

46. I have a miserable life because I can't find a word to describe how beautiful I am when I look through the dictionary.

47. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

48. Women know that love requires ability. Women know that happiness always needs to fall in love with themselves before they can love the people they love. Then, let the person you love fall in love with yourself.

49. The beginning of life is beautiful; Zero points, eggs.

50. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

5 1. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep more reasonably!

52. Relax, I am not a good person. ...

53.baidu; Is anyone more handsome than me? The results show that: Sorry, I can't find it.

I wake up by myself every morning.

55. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

56. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

57. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

58. I am stuck in your list, and I exude beauty without saying anything.

59. Life is a bitter journey, and you can only enjoy it if you are clean. In this world, there are many things that we can't predict. We can't control our own destiny, but we can control ourselves; We cannot predict the future, but we can grasp the present; We don't know how long our life is, but we can arrange our life now.

60. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

On the personality of qq space popularity: Dong Fangbubai's love is unparalleled.

1, the lowest point in life has an advantage, that is, no matter which direction you work hard, it is upward.

2. I often wet the bed when I was a child. When I grow up, I often cry my pillow wet.

I want to talk to you and forget that I have lost an identity.

4, promotion is not afraid of losing face, entrepreneurship is not afraid of losing money, big things can be achieved!

Loving someone is something to be proud of, and you shouldn't lose all your pride for it.

6. I hope someone will say to me when I am angry: I'm sorry I made you angry. Eat quickly, and you will have the strength to scold me when you are full.

7. Man, I love your persistence but I don't love you.

8. Sometimes, the strongest person in the morning is the one who falls asleep crying at night.

9. Maybe it's time for us to say goodbye. Oh, maybe we'll never meet again.

10, Zan is a top hat, I am not that good; The rumor will pass. I'm not that weak.

1 1. You asked me to take the initiative. I took the initiative, but I was tired.

12, Dong Fangbubai's love is unparalleled.

13, there are some things that you take for granted when you have them. When you lose it, you know you are not qualified.

14, to you, I am not as important as her.

15, I like this world to balance everything with death.

16, forgive me for not always caring about other people's feelings, and sometimes I feel very uncomfortable myself.

17, life is beautiful, but sometimes our eyes are fixed on the dark clouds.

18, insecure children love music and are very, very afraid of the dark, but they are used to sleeping late.

19, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart. -ipartment 4

20. When you stop struggling and face your situation honestly, you will find that everything is just like this.

2 1, not the favorite around, but the favorite is no longer around.

22, do not shout pain, not necessarily no feeling. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

23, want to be a strong person, the so-called strong, is to make the world a little different because of me.

24. The earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

If I were Ling Huchong, I would rather bear the burden of the world than her.

26. I am afraid of growing up alone, because when I grow up, I will never come back.

27. I suddenly want to say sorry to myself. I'm sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

28. Love often turns an adult back into a child; Breaking up forces us to learn to be adults.

29, the flowers will eventually be empty! The teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

30. If something happens to me one day, who can call me?

3 1, clearly know the final outcome, but still insist, unwilling to let go.

I have thought about the future, but I can't guess it anyway.

33, true, can not be loyal to the secular, but no one bears their own conscience.

34. Prisoner: Why does a paper decide my future? Good luck in the college entrance examination.

35. If you don't shout pain, you may not feel anything. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

36. Reality slaps you a few times, and you continue to deceive yourself.

37. I exhausted my strength and sincerity, and finally only touched myself. You're not playing dumb. You really didn't move.

Dong Fangbubai's love is incomparable.

What I can do is happiness, and what I can do for you is only blessing.

40. People who don't have troubles don't grow up, but people who don't grow up are simple and can't pretend.

4 1, hello, friend, love you, sorry, goodbye.

42. Time is unconscious, and we only know it later.

43. Dong Fangbubai said: Some misunderstandings are missed in a lifetime.

Don't be nice to me I can't stand leaving me after I depend on you.

45. I want to get drunk, have a good sleep, and then forget about you, and then never hear from you again, and then forget, forget, forget.

46. Don't lose yourself in front of anything, even dogma, even other people's eyes, even love.

47. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

48. I yearn for a relaxed life where I wake up naturally every day and can cry and laugh at any time.

49. Dear, when I gradually got used to not having you, I was foolish enough to think that I could forget you.

50, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look forward and backward, all because you are not living brilliantly enough.