Humorous sentences describing excessive drinking

1. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

2. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

4. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

5. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.

6. You drink it in one gulp, and I will cry into a dog together.

7. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where can I put it?

8. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Being drunk is drinking.

9. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed!

10. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

1 1. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

12. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the soul until dawn.

13. Don't be too tired today, and don't lead a drunken life.

14. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who;

15. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cups are handed down.

16. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

17. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

18. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

19. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

20. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

2 1. Who will sleep if you are not drunk and I am not drunk?

22. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

23. You pay, and I'll drink it as a psychopath.

24. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.