Toasts for friends to say goodbye to dinner

As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

2. How do I express my love? The cup is filled with wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death!

3. I got drunk after a revolutionary red wine meal, and everyone bumped heads. When I saw my wife, she said she was not drunk, and she could still drink three large glasses!

4. He drank revolutionary wine every day, which ruined the Party style and hurt his stomach. He was so drunk that his wife refused to sleep, and she filed a complaint with the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The Discipline Inspection Commission said that it was not right whether he should drink or not.

5. Work is about meetings, coordination is about getting drunk, management is about charging, everything the leader says is right!

6. Drinking without being drunk is the highest. Being lustful without being chaotic is a hero. Don't take ill-gotten wealth. Be patient and let others take care of themselves.

7. Five Steps to Drinking: When pouring the wine, there is a gentle breeze and drizzle; when you persuade the drinker, you talk sweetly; when you drink, you talk boldly; when you drink too much, you talk nonsense, and in the end it pours.

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

9. At the end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; if you and I are drunk, it is not okay and it is okay.

10. Two drunk men were walking on the railway track. One of them complained: Why is this staircase endless? Another snorted and said: Its armrest is still so low.

11. When two drunkards met, one said: I am miserable! My wife spent all my money and ran away. Another person said: Forget it, my wife still refuses to leave even after she spends all my money!

12. Cadres who can drink beer and liquor cannot leave; cadres who can drink two taels and half a catty are the most at ease; cadres who can drink half a catty and eight taels must be cultivated.

13. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

14. Sir: The drunkard’s intention is not to drink. Miss: I don’t care about the wine. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don’t let anyone hang from the tree.

15. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Dozing off after starting work!

16. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

17. One cup and two cups, I will walk with a big stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, I will not walk if I drink five or six cups, but my sister will hug me and walk away after one pound of drink!

18. One or two liang is not wine, three or four liang is enough to rinse your mouth, five liang or sixty liang is wine, seven or two or eight liang supports the wall and walks, nine or two liang leaves the wall but no one can walk away.

19. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with superiors and level them with subordinates!