Going to work is funny. Say 87 sentences.

1, Kenny said: Yes! We are engaged. Mirren and I accept your blessing, thank you.

2. Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ. I don't know my length. How can it be your depth?

3. quot I am looking forward to working, and I really hope to double my salary: I am willing to double my salary; Four times the salary and take the initiative to work overtime; Three times the salary, sweeping the floor also bears; When the salary quadruples, the troubles will be gone. "

4. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

5. You are not qualified to show off something that you didn't create yourself.

6、LJW； Everyone has the deepest secret, and my secret is to love you.

7. If you love several people at the same time, you are young; If you only love one person, then you are old; If you don't love anyone, you have been born again.

8. There is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg! My understanding of white matter has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

9. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn. ...

10, I used to treat others as treasures and others treated me as grass.

1 1. The person I love has been loved and loved by others.

12, you win, I accompany you, you lose, I accompany you to make a comeback. Isn't that enough?

13, it's hard and tiring to go to work. It's a hell on earth. It's better to join B club, don't queue up for shopping, don't pay shopping fees, and collect protection fees.

14, some people say that you love someone not because of who he is, but because of who you can be before him.

15, when will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

16, busy on the way to work, lazy at work. Seeing the boss pretending, who dares to rob me when I cook!

17, I've been very tired at work recently. I want to know how your brothers and sisters are!

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

19, there is no lunch break, and I have to get up at 6: 30 every day. The more abnormal the unit leader is, the better. My colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign.

I put your palm in my warm heart.

2 1, some people say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. In retrospect, I streaked 18 years.

22. I think the saddest thing is that one of your friends loves taking selfies, but your friend can't use Mito Xiu Xiu.

23. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

At the age of 24, I knew my parents 2 1, got married at the age of 23, and gave birth at the age of 25. I want to talk about a seven-year relationship.

I also sit at work every day. Working is boring, and I think it will be even more boring if I don't go to work. Come to the company every day.

26. I fell in love with a lie, and you love me in a world of lies.

27. The coquetry queen was so beautiful that she was moved to cry.

28. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

29. I heard that happiness is very simple and will be diluted over time.

I will never forget the appearance of my lover until I die.

3 1, come on, drag it out, jj slice and fry the green pepper!

32. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

So you have noticed me for a long time. I didn't know until later

34. Why did you choose to quit when a third party appeared?

35. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day.

37. It is hard for me to imagine who will be by my side when I lose all my teeth and have silver hair.

38, three languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

39. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month.

40, in order to live, I struggle alone; For the sake of beauty, I worked hard; I work day and night to make money. Life finally took a step forward, but the boss said, "Go home, the company went bankrupt."

4 1, I still love you, and I can't do anything for myself.

42. Does your child eat human milk or your milk now?

43. Xiaoming chats during office hours. The manager asked Xiao Ming: Do you do things in a down-to-earth way or show off your abilities? Xiao Ming said: a phone call, chickens fly and dogs jump; A phone call, a chicken flies an egg; A phone call is very convenient; Manager, tell me what to do!

44. Time can be wasted, wages can't be saved, happiness can be rounded up by the whole family, overtime can never be stopped, and no one wants to work hard. For the sake of the boss, you can feel at ease in the face of work, and I hope you will benefit the workplace smoothly.

45. The earlier the word begins with age, the better.

46. I hope a friend can tell me about my life at my funeral one day.

47. I didn't give women at first, but then I was anxious for women!

48. I talk a lot at work and don't want to say a word after work. What happened?

49. I didn't guess the beginning of our story or the end of it. ...

50. I am lovelorn, have no brains, don't want to go to work and don't want to do anything.

5 1. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

52. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual twenty minutes later.

53. Occasionally, a silent life will feel great, but a silent life will be miserable …

54. Chen Shouhang, I love you and my whole youth.

55. Workplace tragedies can be roughly divided into four levels: the first level is to work overtime to process money. Overtime at the second level is free. Overtime and extra money during the third-class holiday. Section 4 Overtime is free. If you are in the fourth grade, I can teach you the ultimate killer, fire the boss!

56. To go to school is to take money to muddle along, and to go to work is to take days to muddle along.

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

58. Last night was a magical night. It's too hot to cover the quilt, too cold to cover it, and there are mosquitoes in half. Don't want to go to work

59. New rules in the workplace: You can leave early for work, get drunk directly after work, get a monthly salary increase, and your qualifications will be improved step by step. The boss has no complaints, the wife has no worries, the days are sweet, and the happy time is long!

60. You'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply.

6 1, I will accompany you to find a pond, build a bungalow, forget the sorrow, and give yourself a place with fish. ......

62. It is difficult to go to work when weeding at noon. It's better to fight the landlord if it's okay.

No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own. I don't dislike them!

64. I don't want to go to work because I won 5 million.

65. I love you How many times have I told you? How many people have I changed?

66. Weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

67. The current overtime pay is a debt I owed when I skipped class.

68. One day, a colleague had nothing to do and was playing with a magnet in his hand. The leader saw it and reached for it. With a bang, the magnet was attracted to the leader's ring, and the leader left in confusion.

69. Keep the truest to yourself-talk about being in a bad mood at work.

70. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

7 1, are you still clinging to the dream word in your young palm?

72. It's quiet and slow in front of strangers. It hurts when it is cooked.

73. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

74. The guest asked the waiter, "Why is my soup tasteless? This is just ordinary water. " Waiter: "This is soup. It's free. Ah ... Oh ... Sorry, I haven't added soup yet? "

75. If you have achieved your goal and lost yourself, you might as well give up.

76. He has always been outstanding in his work and has always performed well. My boss praised my good discipline, and my colleagues said I was full of energy. I can't help it We are the pillars of society!

77. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

78. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

79. A buddy joked that he worked for Samsung. He explained it this way: there are stars in the sky when I get up in the morning; Tired of looking at the stars during the day; When I get off work at night, the sky is full of stars ... as a tribute to tens of millions of migrant workers in China.

80. Shout loudly: My illness is finally saved!

8 1, two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

82. If love is just talk, what about the dumb?

I don't want anything for Valentine's Day, as long as you tell me, I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future.

84. If you don't love me, try your best to kill me and ruin me. I won't argue.

85. I am not beautiful, not a daughter, not a rich second generation, just a very ordinary person. Do what I like and love the people I love.

86. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

87. I opened my eyes in a daze and found that I had to hurry again. A night has passed, and I have to wash my face and go to work. A day, a year, a month, every minute has passed. After years of hard work, everyone can earn a few dollars. Life is not easy!