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20 19 swearing at men is vicious and hurts self-esteem.
1. Isn't your ancestral grave feng shui good?
I don't want to know that you are ill, so don't be so obvious, okay?
Do you think you are great when you grow up for nothing? Or the oil from pigs.
4. If you are lazy, you say you have procrastination; If you are mean, you say you have obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I didn't know you had such a magical face.
6. Your appearance is really creative. Please don't arm yourself with smart looks, you will be acclimatized.
Please don't walk around with such a sick face on your back every day! ?
8. You don't speak neatly, and you always talk like dog food. What a big beast.
9. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament and mind of a pig.
10. You can see from your appearance that you were caught by the devil when you were a child!
1 1. Men are twenty Pentium, thirty Microsoft, forty Panasonic and fifty Lenovo.
12. I feel sick with you.
13. May you never lift it! Viagra is food.
14. You look like a man, but nothing is like a man.
16. The length of your lower body should be the same as the height of your nose. It is estimated that you secrete too little androgen and too much estrogen. I said, why do you think you are particularly suitable for being a father-in-law? It turned out that female hormones played a role!
17. You let me know the true meaning of nausea. You let me see the offspring of the second generation of nerves. How many descendants of Marshal Hua Gai can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you, and how many close relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell.
18. In fact, you are the most pathological, abnormal, chop suey, nasty, disgusting, vicious, insidious, shameless, animal-like, despicable and filthy group of low-level typical heterogeneous garbage scum that failed in human evolution.
The most poisonous words to scold men
1, don't think you are rare, others will protect you as a rare animal. I'm afraid this year is a wonderful year. Every year, there are wonderful things and evil things. This year, there are many things that have come together.
I thought someone smashed your face, so that's what you are.
4, the ancient sword world, now it is lewd world!
Since we know that life is decadent, why should we continue such a decadent life?
6. You were born with a pig face, but you didn't evolve well the day after tomorrow and became a pig donkey face. These two animals will vomit when they see it.
7. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.
8. You have the courage to treat yourself as a person, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you are worth being.
9, your father was born in the palace, because the midwife cut the wrong place, the tree was not peeled, there is no doubt that he will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
10, it's cold now. Look how thick you are wearing. I didn't expect you to be so cheeky!
1 1, don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
12, you said you were dressed so cool and looked so depressed.
13, you see that people's lips move up and down together, but how can they open left and right when talking?
14, look at your wretched face. You have nothing to do with your brain. There is not even some water.
15. Now there are more and more animals in the world, but meat is not cheap at all.
16, your face has become a world-famous brand trademark.
17, can mix so many bad habits of human beings so perfectly, I believe you are sorry that Raytheon can't touch you when it rains.
18, scum like you deserve to be killed.
19, I only speak Chinese. Since you don't know Chinese, it's over.
20. Even if the global financial crisis recovers, you can't be expensive, bitch.
2 1, your mother must be a peasant woman, otherwise why do you grow radishes on your legs?
22. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.
23. I said how you suddenly became a big fool. So your IQ was fed to those dogs.
24, don't fucking nothing into my space? What are you looking for? You don't want to see the happy life of your mother and your grandfather, do you? Get out when you see it.
25. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
26. When selling Meng, the word selling Meng becomes a derogatory term.
27. It's disgusting to make people turn over the river. You are like an illustration in the toilet. You are shameless.
28, a duckbill, I am not ashamed to say that I am handsome, even if there is no one on the earth, there is no handsome word on your head.
29. Kindergarten classes are enrolling students! You should go! But I'm afraid your IQ can't even stand you in kindergarten.
This extreme way makes me dislike you even more. I don't judge a book by its cover, I am before you. Curse book
3 1, the bright line at the foot of my bed, you sleep in the middle, many people take turns to do it, and few people will do it for me.
32. This person looks like an early intangible cultural heritage.
33. Don't talk big all day, just pretend to be forced when you go out. If there is no Jin Gangzuan, don't worry about the work of porcelain. You talk like fart, and fart still stinks. You don't even smell!
34. Other people only have shit in their heads, but you have a septic tank in your head.
35. Even if you go for plastic surgery N times, you can't appear in front of the world.
36. Do you know why you are single? Your teacher didn't get a haircut, and your bangs twisted your neck.
37. You are so dark that even Africans want you to be white. Do you think anyone still wants you?
38. Besides saying that you are selfish and arrogant and have no self-knowledge, is there a more appropriate description?
Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.
40. How dare you, a frustrated loser, talk to me like that? Why are you shameless?
4 1, your mother has a triangle field, which has been abandoned for decades; I don't watch cattle and sheep drink water, just wait for me to plow!
42. You wish my girlfriend no breasts, and I wish your girlfriend only has chest hair.
43. I admire your IQ and your healthy and energetic life in this world!
44. When a person has no conscience, he can do anything that harms others and interests, anything that harms nature and justice.
45. If I hadn't had a beautiful misunderstanding with your mother, you wouldn't be here now.
46. We should look ahead and not miss some crooked melons and bad dates. How can I know what is good?
47. You splash B, a prostitute. You got hemorrhoids in your mouth. Your father and I have rotted your grass. Why are you still selling B on the street?
48. Do you want me to beat you to the ground and underground to let you know how thick-skinned you are?
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
When you slap me for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.
5 1, people are invincible, you are invincible in society, in the world and in the whole universe!
52. Look in the mirror and see how big yours is, sample? How long is it?
53. Send you a pair of couplets after the festival: Part I: If you don't peel a bark, you will die. Bottom line: shameless people are invincible in the world. Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.
54. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
55. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid of getting Nike on my feet.
56. You look patriotic. Did your mother admit her baby when she gave birth to you?
57. Take a photo of yourself and send it to the paranormal post bar. The click rate must be amazing!
You can't spit on your face just because you look like a spittoon. It's unfair to your parents.
59. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.
60. As soon as I saw this photo of you, I knew that you grew up in popularity. Why else would you be so poor?
6 1, what's so great about you? I haven't forgotten you either.
62 and 2B are just pencils, please don't touch them! Why are you competing with a pencil for a 2B? Can't 250 satisfy you?
63. How wasteful is it to have you? Farming does not produce seedlings, it is rotten seeds.
64. You must be a legendary piece of shit. You look so obscene without introduction.
65. Did you get squeezed silly by your mother when you were born? The lack of oxygen in the brain caused brain damage.
66. You want to seduce my male dog with a sore face. You are so mean!
67. A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.
68, if others say, fart, you can say, you want to eat.
69. The old matchmaker is a myth. You idiot can't talk, so squint and listen to me.
Your mother forced you not to look at you. You know my Pumbaa, so I can't treat you like that. I dare ask, what are you to him?
7 1, your father's nickname is whirlwind. Less than 3 minutes in bed, your mother will rush at night, and she will not be loose for a day!
72. From your words and deeds, I saw traces of brain-damaged people.
73. As far as you can see, your mother didn't throw it because she was afraid of scaring ghosts outside.
74. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
75. The forest is so big that I can't even find a hanged tree!
76. You were fucking raped and failed in contraception and gave birth to you, an animal who doesn't close his eyes.
77.SB only has the opportunity to show in front of more SB people.
78. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?
79. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
80. Don't play the role in front of my sister. You are an animal at best.
8 1, I really don't want to bury you, okay? Tell me about you. Do you think you have graced your ancestors by living like this?
82, you are the mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Your mother's socks! Your dad's tin foil paper head!
Men's evaluation of women.
Men's evaluation of women.
1, you will look scared if you don't see me in the future.
2. Look at your image as a loser.
I don't care to talk nonsense with you at all.
So please don't pretend in front of me in the future, okay?
I really don't know what words to use to tell you.
6. A frog in the well. Do you understand what I mean? Can we get out of here?
7. You are really a frog in the well. I don't want to hit you again.
Talking to you like this is an insult to my keyboard.
9. Do you feel more scared than ever? Whether your heart is beating fast or not.
10, are you afraid of me? get out of here
1 1. Do you think your vocabulary can knock me down in this small online world?
12, do you think you can dominate the keyboard industry?
13, it is insulting to deduct your words.
14, you will never hold your head up in front of your big brother and me, you know?
15, so fragile. Do you still want to provoke me with your horrible language?
16, isn't it shameful to show off in front of me without any strength?
17, how can you compare with me!
18, when you said I was XX, I didn't even have the courage to press enter.
19, still vacillating there? Did you see your big brother's flood attack with wandering eyes?
20. What do you think you have left? You are a loser, do you understand?
2 1, can your illogical and incomplete words really bring you happiness and victory?
22. How rampant your ghostly language is in my eyes.
23. Your blank brain will occasionally think of this complicated situation. Do you still want to win?
24. What's your situation now? Ruthless, will I go easy on you? Are you thinking about how to answer me?
25. Why are you dumb? Why do you stutter when you talk to me?
26. eldest brother, I trample on your self-esteem and personality at will. Can you still hit me back with words?
27. Can you talk? I beg you, will you continue to carry forward your brazen spirit?
28. You can't resist my plain language.
29. I really want to give you devastating language once and for all.
30. Your ignorance is just a pair of dirty shoes under my feet, do you know?
3 1, will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
32. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.
33. Have you come to beg me to stop? Read big brother's gorgeous words to educate you.
Of course, you can continue to talk to me with your broken language and shameless kung fu.
35. Are you in a hurry to come to me and hit me with your broken and trembling hands?
36, you can only tear your second face to beg me to bypass you and continue to find excuses to escape me!
37. You are crying now, aren't you? I'm ashamed to talk to you.
38. I don't want to ink with disabled people anymore, do you understand?
The words that hurt a man's self-esteem the most
The words that hurt a man's self-esteem the most
1, don't touch me Originally, my boyfriend wanted to express his love, but he met with a pot of cold water. He will be depressed, seriously depressed. Don't think that touching you is just to satisfy your sexual desire, because your boyfriend is not that vulgar.
Don't worry about me. Love you, so I care about you. A sentence that you don't care about me will break a man's heart.
3. The baby is not yours. Nothing hurts a man more than "the child is not yours". Men can tolerate you having an affair and strange strange bedfellows, but they can't tolerate wearing a green hat and helping others raise children. Such a thunderbolt will also be the power of atomic explosion for a good-natured man. If he keeps doing this, there is only one explanation, and he has completely denied you.
Being with you is a joke. Love is your choice together, and he doesn't force you to be together. If you think it was a mistake when you were together, and if you have decided to make a clean break with him, then don't expose a person's scar with jokes. Your vitriol will only arouse his anger. Maybe you don't care, because you have nothing to do in the future, but who can guarantee that you won't meet in any corner? To laugh at him is to deny everything, which is tantamount to a sharp dagger stabbing a man in the heart. If you can't tolerate him, he will worry about you with hatred.
5. You are nothing. "You are not a thing", yes, he is not a thing, because he is a person, a dignified person. If he is not a thing, then what are you? No matter how bad he is, you don't have to use words to clean him up. Naturally, there will be retribution ahead. Don't make a man angry, or he will hate you for life, and some extreme men will give you revenge. Save your heart-wrenching energy, you will plant a kind rose for yourself, otherwise, you will suffer this ruthless revenge at any time.
6. You are not a man. "You are not a man" is as full of extreme irony as "you are not a woman". Men are animals with strong self-esteem. Just because you call him a man doesn't mean others call you a hen who can't lay eggs! Whether he is a man or not, you know better than anyone. There is really no need to criticize your past and present so fiercely. If he is not a person, then what is he? Is it a woman? Then why were you together in the first place? Do you like women? Many times, when you scold others, you are actually cursing yourself. Let others hear, will only attract other people's jokes. The joke is that you are blind and find a man who is not a man. As the saying goes, forgive others and forgive others. Why can't you hear such things as "you are not a good person"? No matter how deep the injury is, remember the previous love.
7. Look at XXX, you are far behind him. A simple sentence can hurt a man's self-esteem, and it is even more inappropriate to describe a boyfriend with this sentence. Remember, others never belong to you, only your boyfriend belongs to you, so cherish your boyfriend.
8. Your mother is not human. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law plays a vital role in marriage. If you can serve your mother-in-law or prospective mother-in-law well and please her, then your marriage will be smoother. If your relationship with your mother-in-law is not handled well, then a loving couple will not last long. Therefore, you must be careful to speak ill of your mother-in-law in front of your husband, and you can't say it casually. "Your mother is not human" is extremely lethal, but it plays a great role in men's hearts. Men love their parents very much. After all, the wife can find another one after divorce, but she can't find it without her parents.
9. People have many backgrounds. What do you have? In today's materialistic world, women's demands for materials are getting higher and higher, and it is difficult to resist the temptation of external materials. "People have many backgrounds. What do you have? " It's really hard for a woman to say this. Perhaps, she is attracted by another man with unexpected background and money, but she can't say so herself. Although a man may have no money and no background, it doesn't mean he has nothing. Maybe he has sincere love and feelings for you. You have no right to ask him what he has. Before you question him, ask yourself what you have. You can pursue what you want, but please don't hurt a man's self-esteem, or he will hate you for life.
10, he and I are just ordinary friends, so you are so narrow-minded. Did your boyfriend give up many opportunities to chat with other members of the opposite sex for you? You know, the relationship between men and women is upgraded from ordinary friends. If you simply indulge in the feeling of being spoiled by men, it is really a kind of harm to your boyfriend.
1 1, I choose you, it's really a flower on cow dung. It is a great insult for a woman to say to a man that "flowers are inserted in cow dung" You can think of yourself as a flower, but must it be cow dung? Now flowers are not inserted in cow dung, but nutrients are absorbed from cow dung. Many female friends tend to be arrogant. I always feel that falling in love with my boyfriend has wronged me, but for men, it is a high point. True love can't be disliked, no matter how ugly or poor, if you really love each other, how can you not like it? You are disgusting. It only proves that he is just your transition period. When you find something better, you will dump him without hesitation.
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