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Humorous sentences describing drinking.

1. I'm a dragon robe, I'm extremely rich, I'm in power, I spend money like water, I'm knowledgeable, I'm both wise and brave, I'm handsome, I'm charming, and I'm attracting attention! I can play better after two more drinks.

2. If a man doesn't drink, he will walk in the world in vain.

3. If you don't drink, I won't drink. Who set this table for?

4. It rained in the sky and it was dry in the ground. That cup just now can't be counted.

5. A big river has wide waves. Let's do it when we take this cup.

6. Don't ask me what constellation, wine bottle holder, I've never been drunk in China.

7. May the world's enmity be melted into wine.

8. If you don't drink, I won't drink. Where can the world's good wine go?