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Make fun of your unlucky words and spit out your unlucky sentences.

1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

2. I've been really unlucky recently. Wherever there is a temple, I will go to worship Buddha. Don't make me swim against the current, let me turn around.

3. It's not ordinary bad luck recently. Please, leaving will bring bad luck.

4, the so-called unlucky, is a certain period of time, nothing is right!

5, people who love to laugh will not be too bad luck.

6. I admit that I was unlucky and fell into a pit twice.

7. The past few months have been really unlucky. There have been so many accidents. When will God take care of me again?

8. I feel unlucky recently, quite unlucky. I have to find a time to go to Lingyin Temple to worship Buddha and change my luck.

9. I don't know what bad luck I have had recently. Everything is the opposite of hope, and I am speechless.

10, how unlucky I have been recently. I sprained my ankle last night and was knocked down by a car this morning. I don't want me to eat trotters, do I?

1 1. I think I've had bad luck recently. Transshipment needs to buy transshipment beads.

12, this year is really bad luck. You can feel bad luck in all kinds of things, and all the messy things you encounter are messy people.

13, there is a kind of person who is unlucky, relying on mountains to eat mountains and relying on the sky to eat.

14, calculate the recent unlucky things, as well as ear point inflammation and face allergy.

15, it's really unlucky recently. It's really my luck. I doubt that I will choke when I drink water.

16, it's been too bad recently. It broke out this morning and made me cry. It's so sad.

17, I am unlucky, too.

18, what a pity. Meeting people like you is also a bad point in my life. Draw a circle and curse you.

19, this person is unlucky. He's such a coward. He farted and hit his heel.

When people are unlucky, everything will go wrong, and they don't even have the tendency to blame their mothers.

2 1, I'm really unlucky to go home recently. Everything is not going well, everything is not going well. Is it really a hard year? It's not the animal year.

22. I've had such bad luck recently. I can't believe I'm so unlucky.

23. This year is definitely bad luck. I waited for so many buses, but my bus didn't come. Usually, there are so many.

24. Only by doing your best can you say that you are unlucky.

25. In life, people always encounter bad luck in life. In the face of bad luck, the only thing we have to do is to be careful and relax. Only in this way can luck change.

26. Every day has been very unlucky recently. I just bought an earphone and lost it. My life is unhappy, so I cannot be happy.

27. No matter how unlucky you are, you won't die twice in this life.

28. I've had bad luck recently, and bad things have happened one after another, and nothing even has a chance to breathe.

29. It turns out that the recent bad luck is really not without reason. I'm fine. I can live again.

No matter how unfortunate I am, I must know the way home.

3 1, what is bad luck? In the final analysis, I was stupid.

32. Bad luck recently. I stepped on it after another big crash and couldn't cry.

33. Let go and think clearly. If you don't understand, you will be lucky, nervous and unlucky.

34. Lucky people are always lucky, and unfortunate people are always unfortunate.

35. No one will be unlucky all his life, just as no one will be lucky forever.

36. Whether an individual or a nation, being a smart person has a future, and being a fool is definitely unlucky.

37. The more unlucky you are, the more you should hold your horses, cheer up silently and spend it quietly. Don't bother, create a laughing stock, and leave future trouble.

38. I believe that some people are lucky, some people are unfortunate, and some people get good results without hard work.

39. I'm unhappy, just unhappy. It's too uncomfortable. Why bother! It is really bad luck. Just say if you don't like it. I didn't beg you not to go. Ordinary people in Dunima don't have so many high-profile and lying troughs.

40. When you are unlucky, even the god of plague will avoid you.

4 1, nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and the Jedi rebound.

42. Today is an unlucky day, because I met a family with rabies.

43. It is not difficult to do one thing. It's hard to persist. It is not difficult to persist for a while. It's hard to make it to the end. Only by going all out can you say that you are unlucky.

44, people in this life, the most unlucky thing is that the money is spent and people are not dead; The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

45. I've been really unlucky recently. Either you have a cold, or you have lost your blush and headphones. I went by motorcycle today, and I'm not allowed to ride a motorcycle.

46. Don't always feel unlucky, because there are always people in this world who are more unlucky than you.

47, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

48. It's really bad luck recently. I want to hear the good things that have happened to everyone and have fun.

49. Pride can make people unlucky, and pride is often accompanied by destruction and humiliation.

50. I have lived 18 years, and this year is the worst.

5 1, it may be bad luck to go wrong occasionally, but jumping into the pit all the time is mentally retarded!

52. I have bad luck recently. I hope everything will get better and I can be happy.

53. The most unfortunate thing is that eating too fast makes a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

54. Don't treat all bad luck as bad luck. Actually, it's just because you're a vegetable. It's that simple.

I broke the lid of the cup when I was drinking water. I've been thinking about it for a long time. Is it bad luck recently? Later, I thought I accidentally broke it.

56. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

57. I've been so unlucky recently that nothing goes well. Alas, a person's bad luck has at least one advantage, that is, he can know who his true friends are.

58. I was fascinated by gossip and missed my stop! ! At the thought of riding a thousand-meter bike, I feel that today is another unlucky day.

59. I feel that I am always unlucky!

60. I've been really unlucky recently. On the way home, a truck changed lanes in the tunnel and didn't hit the turn signal. It almost hit it and I was thrown out.

6 1, I have had bad luck recently, but I am lucky to be blessed by the aura of my alma mater and wish me to go ashore.

62. If you are lucky, you will give good feedback to countless passers-by. If you haven't met it, it's just bad luck at best, and it has nothing to do with whether there are good people in the world.

63. If you feel unlucky, you can change yourself by reciting the Jade Treasure Dalagni Mantra at home.

64. I feel very unlucky What can I do to remedy it?

65. Every day is a new day. Of course I'm lucky, but I'd rather do it exactly. In this way, when luck comes, you will be prepared.

66. Unfortunately, I laughed at myself.

67. Everyone has a bad habit. It is really unkind to remember bad luck and not good luck.

68. It's been terrible recently. I fell to my left waist yesterday, and my right ass is killing me today.

69. I've been extremely unlucky recently. Drink cold water to plug your teeth, fart and hit your heels.

70. Are there any friends around you who are happy when you are unlucky? Such a friend is a true friend.