Humorous sentences with noodles

The humorous sentences of eating noodles are as follows:

1. Sometimes life is like cooking a bowl of noodles. It is made without any ingredients. Once eaten, it will be tasteless and have no appetite. If you add some salt, it will become salty, if you add some sugar, it will become sweet.

2, a bowl of noodles in the midnight food store, so that your lonely heart will not be lonely all night!

Recently, someone cooks noodles for me every day, and I still think my noodles are great and need to take pictures.

4. A bowl of noodles was forced down and hit my stomach, poking around like a snake, but my cardia was closed and the stomach acid made the snake's body thinner and thinner. In the bitter feeling, I heard that in the field 500 meters away, wheat seedlings spread their leaves, my fat cells were splitting and getting bigger, and my muscle fibers were getting thicker.

Perhaps, every time we want to eat noodles most, it is our most ordinary and real moment.

6. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can eat two bites when you are full.

7. As a result of the fight between steamed bread and noodles, steamed bread cried, so I went home and asked steamed buns to look for noodles. As a result, the instant noodles opened the door, and the steamed bread said that the sample burned its head, so it didn't know you.

8. I always thought happiness was like shoes. Do you know whether it is comfortable or not? No matter how big the brand is, it doesn't suit you, but it hurts just as much. The noodles made by your mother are just more delicious than more than 100 pieces of noodles in the restaurant.

9, life is like noodles, and the taste is self-sufficient.

10, full stomach and good mood.