Humorous short sentences about how old you are and how you will become old in a flash (selected 50 sentences)

1. Time only erodes your skin, but if you lose your enthusiasm, your soul will no longer be young.

2. When people get old, they all want to go back to their youth. Who knows when they actually realize it, they turn into tadpoles.

3. Maybe one day we will separate, and then we will only regret it.

4. With every passing year, you will grow old without realizing it! Life is so easy that God never gets old!

5. I once thought that many things would be forgotten as time goes by, but later I found that they became more and more clear.

6. Time cannot stop, and time cannot learn sympathy. The only thing in our hands is now.

7. Life is short, really, and you will grow old before you know it. Cherish the moment and live every day well!

8. Plans cannot always wait until tomorrow or next year. Day after day, year after year, they will get old in a flash. You have to act now, now.

9. Years, whether long or short, are old in a flash, I am no longer beautiful, and you are no longer young. Time has passed and you are no longer here.

10. I wonder whose name I will shout hysterically when I am drunk and walking alone on the street.

11. What do I mean? Especially the memories in life. When people grow old and lose their memories, they also lose me.

12. I feel sorry for the girl who sheds tears for her man.

13. I really envy you people who have stories! Not like me! One handsome word carries through the whole life!

14. On this day that year, you were born into the world; on this day this year, you were a young man in his prime; and on this day in the future.

15. It seems that the three years we knew each other were blurred by the train here, and then disappeared after another sway.

16. Light, like darkness, always comes suddenly. No one knows when it will come, but you must have faith and believe that it will come sooner or later.

17. When we are old and our hair turns gray, I will still love you with all my heart, because I only love you very late and I will only love you for the rest of my life.

18. Life is over halfway, and I am getting old before I know it. I look back at the road I have walked. One foot is deep and the other is shallow. The crooked footprints are full of bitterness. I can’t bear to look closely, for fear of being careless. , I would shed tears of distress.

19. The saddest thing is not that we are so far away, but that "three years have passed by in a flash" written in the novel, and you are in this novel.

20. If you can’t get love, don’t let yourself suffer.

21. Time goes by and never comes back. Once upon a time, life was easy, work was easy, and life was not easy. Before you know it, you are old in a flash, and where has all the time gone?

22. There are always some things that we cannot understand when we are young. When you understand, you are no longer young.

23. Some people and some things will become more memorable as time goes by.

24. While the sun is shining and the breeze is gentle, cherish what you have in your hands and the happiness around you.

25. There are too many helplessness, only because I am too crazy.

26. I usually always say that I am old, but when I hear someone say "you look old", my heart is extremely broken, and I still need to take care of myself! The camera is so deceptive!

27. If he is no longer young, he will definitely be like a hunter returning from a long journey, lighting a bonfire beside you, and then hugging you to sleep tiredly and relieved. He will definitely find you. You have to wait.

28. I admit that I am a selfish person, so selfish that you only see me.

29. Seeing this, I found that Wu Xie had really transformed. He was no longer the innocent boy who was always being plotted against. As he got older, he finally became the kind of person he didn’t want to be. , life is so tiring.

30. No longer young, I know the meaning of life. I started to like to decorate my life with elegant colors.

I know I can no longer be willful. Understand that health is the most important thing. Youth can go away, but health cannot go away.

31. You are worried that I will hurt her, but you don’t know that you have hurt me.

32. I feel old. I look out the window for so long and don’t know what I am thinking.

33. People really grow old without realizing it. Youth is so beautiful. Many times when we come back to our senses, we realize that nothing can be retained.

34. Maybe one day we will all be old, but I still remember the way you made my heart beat at the beginning.

35. At our age, money and appearance determine too many things. No matter how hard you don’t work hard, you can’t change the status quo and you will be old in a flash.

36. Life is destined not to be a smooth road, and every face that is no longer young carries the scars left by time, but they will still choose to move forward bravely, pursuing light and happiness.

37. In less than two years, I have aged a lot. I'm really sorry for myself.

38. Time flies so fast, another year has passed in a blink of an eye, and I realize before I know it that people are getting old in a blink of an eye. It turns out that we are old!

39. Love lasts only once, always hurts, and reunion is far away.

40. Why is life so short, and you will grow old without knowing it by pinching your fingers; why is life so long, and the dark days will never go away.

41. I really feel that I am getting old. In the past, I basically did not miss the past, but now I often think of the people and things in the past, and the wine I drank.

42. When you become worldly, you have to pay the price for the worldliness. You will grow old before you know it. You don’t want to look back, you just want to move forward.

43. Living is a state of mind. I feel old, young, and in love. This time I choose to be loved. Thank you to everyone!

44. Once your eyes are closed, no matter how much money you save, you won’t be able to spend it. As long as a person lives, he always makes do, but if he waits for the next life, he will not know whether he will have it again.

45. There is only one heart, and it is always tortured. It is difficult to be happy again.

46. It is impossible for a person to be perfect in everything in his life. It doesn’t matter how much money he has, just enough to spend;

47. Nothing is more important than the health of your family. Spend more time with your family. You may think they are still young, but in fact they will be old before you know it.

48. Every day, without knowing it, I am getting older. Time flies by quietly, and difficulties come quietly. Everyone needs to grow old. Time, time, please be kind to us.

49. My mother is old and it is very difficult to walk. She holds on to the wall and walks slowly, but she can no longer make any sound.

50. I feel like I am getting old and I cannot bear any minor illness or pain. I asked my mother where my long johns were, and she laughed that I was finally going to wear long johns. Yes, how could I still refuse to wear long johns when I am old?