Meteor rain's classic lines?

classic funny lines 1. Duan Mulei: "This classmate, you are a drag!"

Murong Yunhai: "so what?"

Shangguan: "Why drag English? I hate it when people talk to me about English! "

2. Murong Yunhai: "Oh, buy Ga!"

Principal: "What are you honking? Here, I am your God! "

3. Principal: "Don't look at me so glumly" (to Duan Mulei)

4. Shangguan: "I'll give you three seconds to apologize to my shoes!"

Murong Yunhai stomped on Shangguan's expensive shoes that vomited blood: "This is how my shoes apologize to yours!" "

5. Li Long: "My name is Li Long, Li is Li of Bruce Lee, and Dragon is the dragon of Bruce Lee. At this moment, don't think I'm hitting on you ... "

(The four of them came up and began to beat up Li Long wildly)

Shangguan:" Give it back to Bruce Lee "

Ye Shuo:" I'm still IP Man! " I'm so happy! Sit down on the ground! )

Mr. Murong: Maybe someone will say "You are a pig" to you tomorrow!

Chu Yuxun: ahhh! Such an uncreative person, stay away from me while you can. The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of vocabulary deficiency. Do you want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a flower pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig and a pig. You are a lazy organism that breeds omnivores; You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright stars; Is a stupid pig who can never fly in the blue sky! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mr. Murong: She is like a fly. She turns around you every day. She doesn't bite you, but she annoys you! 6. Lan Gu: "Lights out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ！” (This sentence is super powerful and explosive! ） ? 7. Chu Yuxun: "The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lexical deficiency. You are a pig, which can be extended to be a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig eight quit. You are a lazy organism that keeps omnivores in captivity! You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright stars! Is a stupid pig who can never fly in the blue sky! ?

8. (People laugh at Chu Yuxun as a hippo)?

Ye Shuo: Hippo? Murong Yunhai: "Bye! Hippo! " ?

Shangguan: "Hippo ... haha!" ?

Duanmu: "River ... don't care too much about them ..."?

9. Teacher: "Don't talk to me in your Australian English! Because I feel very uncomfortable! " ?

1. Yunhai: "I am a disabled foot, not a brain." ?

Chu Yuxun: "I won't care about you because you are disabled." ?

Yunhai: "I still don't care about you because you are brain-dead." ?

11. Yunhai: "Who has a crush on you?" ?

12. Shangguan: "Hey, I want to say three words to you." ?

Chu Yuxun: "What are you doing?" ?

Shangguan: "So it's you. It's your bad luck to meet me today, Chu Yuxun, because I have to say three words to you today and say it ten times"?

Chu Yuxun: "I know, are you a pig?"?

Shangguan: "Right. I just want to tell you that you are a pig?

13. Duan Mulei & Murong Yunhai: That idiot ...?

14. Lan Gu: "Dressed like this, you are not a bad person but also a person with a broken brain!" " ?

15. Yunyun: "I have a lot of people chasing your sister, smelly boy"?

16. (Chu Yuxun has a turtle attached to his back)?

Murong Yunhai: "Long life is a blessing! Thirteen sisters of the tortoise! " ?

17. Chu Yuxun: "This dead Tyrannosaurus rex, if I see him again, I'll kill him!" ?

18. Shangguan: "On the count of one, two, three, let's jump together! Three! " ?

19. The follower of Yunhai: "There is good news and bad news ..." (This sentence reminds me of Degang Guo)?

sea of clouds: "cut the crap! Good news "?

the follower of Yunhai: "The good news is that up to now, we haven't received any letters at home! The bad news is ... the admission notice ... has been sent to the hospital ... "?

sea of clouds: "what! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ！” ?

2. (in a taxi)?

sea of clouds: "drive!" ?

driver: "where to drive?" ?

sea of clouds: "whatever"?

driver: "Anywhere?" ?

21. Principal: "Don't look at me so coolly, I am colder than you!" " It's to Duan Mulei again ...?

22. Murong Yunhai: "This classmate, it seems that you are not an idiot! Will you count to three?

23. Assistant Murong Yunhai: "Xiaohai, I am optimistic about you!" (plus a small Shenyang-style orchid finger ...)?

24. (Ye Shuo wants to find someone to play football with)?

Guo Rongrong: "School ..."?

Ye Shuo: "What are you laughing at? Can't laugh "?

25. Chu Yuxun: "I can't like a narcissist like you in my last life, next life and 8 life!" (Only not in this life! ） ?

26. Chu Yuxun: "I've seen narcissists, never seen you so narcissistic!" " ?

27. Chu Yuxun: "First, I'm not dragging, I'm angry. Second, my name is not Hello. My name is Chu Yuxun. Third, if you ask me to play this boring game again, I will definitely make you real pigs. Fourth, I am not brain-dead! " ?

28. Murong Yunhai: "Don't you think your head is like Nezha Jr.? And a banana peel ... "?

29. Yu Xin: "Hair as good as yours should be cared with silk protein ..." (This sentence makes me laugh completely! ） ?

3. Shangguan: "Thanks to my basketball shoes" (...)?

31. Rain nettle's uncle saw Yu Xin: "Meeting you is as cool as finding a hundred-dollar bill on the ground; Meeting you is as enjoyable as having dinner and being treated by others ... "?

32. Chu Yuxun: "People who are not creative, stay away from me as soon as possible." ?

33. Chu Yuxun: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I know you want to repair me, but I'm so tired! Can you give me a break! " ?

34. Duan Mulei: "This is my place, please don't cry here in the future!" Reminds me of the M-Zone ...?

35. Murong Yunhai: "It's the puppy who repents!" ?

Chu Yuxun: "You're done!" ?

36. (Murong Yunhai was bitten by Chu Yuxun)?

Ye Shuo: "Huh? She bit you! " ?

Shangguan: "Chu Yuxun belongs to a dog!" " ?

Ye Shuo: "Hey, let me tell you something. Animal saliva is bacterial. I suggest you take two injections. " (when talking, it is very serious! ） ?

37. Shangguan: "You (Murong Yunhai and Chu Yuxun) can't have two tigers in one mountain! Do you know? " ?

Ye Shuo: "But! A male tiger and a female tiger are also quite interesting. " ?

38. Murong Yunhai: "Why didn't you hit me!" (this sentence is super brain-dead! ） ?

39. (Ye Shuo and others are going to remove the headmaster's tire)?

Ye Shuo: "What, you want to expose us? Principal's office Take the elevator on the sixth floor and turn left to the second room. Don't forget to call the report when you enter the door. " ?

4. (Chu Yuxun and Xu Lili come to visit God Lin Xiaoli)?

Chu Yuxun: "Then where did he go?" ?

Xu Lili: "Some people say that he works at MIT, while others say that he works in other provinces" (this sentence is super rhyming! ） ?

41. Duan Mulei: "Sorry, I have a musical cleanliness." ?

42. (Murong Yunhai fell when he stepped on the stairs)?

Xu Lili: "Hey ... look out!" ?

Murong Yunhai: "What do you know? This is called not taking the usual road! " I've been laughing all day! ） ?

43. Chu Yuxun: "What I want is not money, but justice!" (This sentence struck me)?

44. Chu Yuxun: "Why do you want to mix with them?" ?

Duan Mulei: "It's better to be bored by four people than by one person" (the more you think about it, the more classic it is)?

45. Chu Yuxun: "Mr. Murong, Duanmu, Shangguan and Ye Shuo, you four parasites, idiots who can't survive without birdcages, I will curse you to go to hell and never live beyond life!" ?

46. Shangguan: "The most classic of these shoes is graffiti!" (dizzy! ） ?

47. Chu Yuxun: "Am I in a pigsty or at school?" ?

48. Chu Yuxun: "Say garbage, and the garbage will come!" ?

49. Murong Yunhai: "Look at your dark circles, how round they are!" ?

5. Xiaoyu: "Why do all boys like to play ball? It's better to drink milk tea!" (I pour! ） ?

51. Duan Mulei: "Don't listen to mp3 here, it's disturbing my eyes!" (This artistic technique! Admire you! ） ?

52. Murong Yunhai: "Hello! What are you going to do? " ?

Duan Mulei: "Go to the toilet! Big brother! " ?

53. Duanmu: "Big Brother, what is the opportunity in Thailand?" (this is a big pull! ） ?

54. Murong Yunhai: "Waiter, drink!" ?

Chu Yuxun: "What to drink?" ?

Murong Yunhai: "Pulse"?

Chu Yuxun: "sold out"?

Murong Yunhai: "Sprite"?

Chu Yuxun: "Only at room temperature"?

Murong Yunhai: "There must be mineral water! Give me 5 yuan first! " Reminds me of Degang Guo again, and he still has 1 yuan! ） ?

55. Shangguan: "Your pen with this notebook computer from the same party is absolutely wonderful!" (I roar! ） ?

56. (Chu Yuxun was fined for running 1 laps in the playground)?

uncle: "you don't have to run all today! You can save it and run a little every day. " ?

57. Ye Shuo: "the Monkey King recited the hoops and cursed himself." ?

58. Murong Yunhai: "She is like a fly. She turns around you every day. She doesn't bite you. She annoys you!" ?

59. (Murong Yunhai came to Chu Yuxun to drink milk tea for reconciliation)?

Chu Yuxun: "Have you had enough trouble?" ?

Murong Yunhai: "Reconciliation, I will continue to drink, you choose!" ?

6. (Let's go to see Murong Yunhai's exam ranking)?

Ye Shuo: "Hey, you did well in the exam this time! Really! " ?

Shangguan: "Not bad!" ?

Duan Mulei: "Have fun! Not bad! " ?

Murong Yunhai: "What is there to be happy about? Isn't it still countdown! " ?

61. Murong Yunhai: "Can you react more slowly? Brain damage? " ?

62. Duanmu: "I'm in good shape today. Give them a zero egg!" " ?

63. Murong Yunhai: "You want to study me so much, so you don't like me!" ?

64. Xu Lili: "If he were 2 centimeters taller, maybe Yao Ming wouldn't be so famous." I was drinking water and sprayed it all over the floor.

65. Chu Yuxun: "My car is broken." ?

teacher: "you can ask the driver to repair it, and you can take a taxi to school." ?

Chu Yuxun: My car, the chain is broken ...?

66. Chu Yuxun: "I'll ride a bike. You will never see my back! " (It's so classic! ） ?

67. Murong Yunhai: "I will never care about Chu Yuxun again!" (all are brain-dead! ） ?

68. (Li Long is cheating again)?

Duan Mulei: "Are you talking about your mother's illness or your grandfather's car accident today?" ?

69. Chu Yuxun: "Listening to mp3 is equivalent to dumping garbage into your ears, as if everyone's mind is full of garbage dumps ..."?

7. Ye Shuo: "It's the best policy to stop when it's good!" (That's true! ） ?

supplement! ! ?

71. (Opening Ceremony)?

the rain nettle handed the washed vest to the sea of clouds ...?

Yunhai asked the rain nettle happily, "Did you wash this dress by yourself?" ?

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after a while, the rain nettle said, "I washed this with a washing machine." ?

Shangguan and Ye Shuo are hilarious! ? 72. Chu Yuxun: Do you have a number greater than 1?

Murong Yunhai: Yes

Chu Yuxun: Is there a number greater than 1?

Murong Yunhai: There is

Chu Yuxun: What's the number greater than 1?

Murong Yunhai: Yes

Chu Yuxun: What's bigger than 1,?

Murong Yunhai: Yes

Chu Yuxun: Are there any fools who are more stupid than you?

Murong Yunhai:No.

Chu Yuxun: Are you right or wrong?

Murong Yunhai left in a slick way. . . . . .

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73. Murong Yunhai: You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, and sometimes you are irritable, but I know that in your heart, it is deep peace. I-love-you.

Chu Yuxun: Why are you writing this?

Murong Yunhai: This is my composition! The name is-to the sea!

74 Murong Yunhai: If an apology is useful, why do you need the police?

75. Clouds: There is a kind of love called touching.