What kind of experience is it to have a roommate in Northeast China?

Northeasters give people the impression that they have a particularly bright personality, talk straight, don't beat around the bush, and everyone loves them. As it happens, there is an out-and-out Northeastern in our dormitory. When he came to our dormitory, such a joke happened I will share it with you today.

There is only one northeast person in the dormitory, and all three of us are southerners. Because of different accents, we can't understand some northeast dialects. Because of the local dialect, we played a modest joke, which is called Xiaodongbei for short.

One day at noon, everyone wanted to eat instant noodles because they didn't want to eat anything else, so Xiaodongbei took the initiative to help everyone get water to make instant noodles. When he came back, he asked us: What is your whole smell?

We were puzzled at the time. What does he mean by this whole thing? So we all asked him. He told us according to the expression of the northeast people and asked us what the whole flavor meant, that is, what flavor of instant noodles we wanted to eat. The whole here means eating. It suddenly dawned on us, as if useless knowledge had been learned again.

Things didn't end there. Let's go out to play after eating instant noodles. After playing basketball, we went back to the dormitory and wanted to go to the bathroom. So we went in a group together. When we first entered the bathroom, we found gold everywhere. I don't know what happened. The water in the public toilet stopped, the toilet was blocked, and the ground was dirty. At that time, the little thing walked in front and said smoothly, what can I do?

At that time, we looked at each other relatively, were silent for three seconds, and suddenly vomited. Xiao Dongbei was puzzled and asked us what was going on. We all said, we can't fix this, so fix it yourself. I suddenly feel that China's writing is extensive and profound, and it has different effects when used in different places.

After spending a long time with Xiao Dongbei, I found that he has many funny elements, as if he had funny skills when he came out of Dongbei dialect, so he is also the most popular clown in our dormitory. Obviously, his face value is not low, but he has turned himself into Song Xiaobao.