What is the humorous sentence of lazy bed?

1, getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

If the earth doesn't restart, I won't get up early, the earth won't explode and the bed won't fall off.

I will go to bed the day after tomorrow when I think that I have a lot of things to do tomorrow.

4. The places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are all foreign lands.

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go back to sleep.

6. My body has left the bed and my soul is still asleep.

7. Get up the first sentence every day and sleep for five minutes.

8. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

9. Don't wake me up. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

10, I want to get up early, but the bed and quilt don't want to.