Talk about humor in 520 sentences

Talking about humor in the five-two-zero sentence;

1, there is no shortage of light bulbs, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to observe love at close range. ?

2, there is a kind of sadness, I call you back in seconds, and you reincarnate me. ?

3, the game can accompany me all my life, if I can, then I won't play games in the future, just play with you. ?

I wish you all a happy holiday. Please hold these flowers for me. If the rose sticks to me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand ?

5. What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! For single dog like me, this day is really unlucky. ?

6. Everyone says I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha's superhuman powers are just a corpse.

7, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, I still expect 520, wash and sleep. ?

8. There was once a girl in my class who wrote my name in the notebook every day. I thought she liked me, but later I learned that she was a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection. ?

9. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

10, boring 520, those people are talking nonsense, talking nonsense and screwing around. There is no such festival at all.