In fact, I am a genius, just jealous of talents.

1, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me go.

2. Occasionally, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

4, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash discoloration!

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk before eating.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my toad mother.

7. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

10, I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

1 1. Close your eyes, I see my future.

12. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

13, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

14, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

15, if you can't put a wedding dress on your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

16, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

17, a man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

18, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

19, it is better to live beautifully than to grow beautifully!

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

2 1, the exploration journey is not to discover the new continent, but to cultivate a new perspective.

22. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown by.

Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

24, play hard: you can play with life, life is gone, what to play!

25. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

26. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

27. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

28. It doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

29. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

30. Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun!

3 1, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

32. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

34. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

35, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

36. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

37. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

39. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.

4 1, it is better to watch TV in bed than in bed.

42. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

43. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

44. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

45, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that is how tired, or China.

46, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating!

47. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid.

1, asking what the world is only teaches people all kinds of jealousy.

Don't use "honey trap" on me, or I will accompany you.

3. Right time, right place, right feelings and wrong characters.

4, love is superficial, too serious will lose.

5, beautiful lies, the interpretation is complete and incomplete.

6. It is always said that life is a play, and the stage is three hundred miles from the ground.

7. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

8. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of the donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

9. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

10, falling in love is the same as calling a lady, except that falling in love is paid in installments.

1 1. Call me a rogue. I learn from you.

12, I'm a little happy and nervous to see you.

13, the so-called fat man, is easy to get shot when lying down.

14, sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

15. You can see my world, but you can't talk.

16. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

17, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

18, a good man can stand the temptation, and a good woman can stand the loneliness.

19, no free food, no free food, no free food.

20. Seven courses are red and light up my future.

2 1, benefactor: there is no end to learning and no end to suffering. If you want to use it, use Noah's Ark.

22. If you were not online, did you put an avatar at the funeral?

23. No one has died since ancient times, and the mid-term exam is afraid of hammer.

24. The appearance of madness does not mean that most bohemian girls are kind.

25, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

26. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

28. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

29. The reason why love is love is to squander.

30. Boss, give me a steamed bread, which tastes like coffee. thank you

3 1, the killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

No one will give you a step, so you'd better move a chair yourself.

33. As the saying goes, everyone is jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid than others.

34. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

35, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man does not stop diarrhea!

Unfortunately, everything is just what I thought.

1. introspection is better than chattering, and you should listen to others and forget them when you complain. What can interfere with you is often your own concern, and what can hurt you is often your own obsession.

I miss the brave and don't want to forget, and blame me for not following your direction.

3, sometimes like suffering from depression, it will suddenly feel uncomfortable. Occasionally, like having autism, I suddenly don't want to talk.

I finally understand why you don't like people. You are not hypocritical enough, your mouth is not sweet, and you will not lie with your eyes open, because kindness is never better than good mouth. Nowadays, people prefer fake ones to real ones. It is better to say what you can say than to pretend what you can say.

5, vanity, you have to have the strength to pay the bill. Otherwise, it is a decent life.

I have never regretted meeting you. I just think we gave each other the best years. Why are we not together? I didn't understand it before, but I lost contact when I understood it later. In fact, there is no fate between you and me, but I am desperately holding on.

7. If you are depressed, miserable, sad and not free, how can you make a warm room in your heart for important people to live in? If a heart is riddled with holes, people who live in it will be wet by the rain.

8. Although lost things can be returned, they are no longer what they used to be. You wanted a glass of wine, but I only drank a glass of water. You poured water, and finally you didn't drink. People always spoil the best things before they begin to feel that life is like the first time, and I hope you can understand that running water under the bridge, don't look back.

9. I think it is easier for a person to fall asleep; I thought the night with the lights on was not dark; I thought the cold in winter could freeze tears. Unfortunately, everything is as I thought.

10, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, don't want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes I feel that waiting is not bitter, what is bitter is waiting without results, and finally I am injured.

The sad woman said: It's a pity that I hugged you, but forgot to warm myself.

1) I don't know how many people call me an idiot in front of me, but tell others how good I am.

2) a forgotten word, written and read again, I hope I can forget it.

3) I know forgetting is a very easy thing. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.

4) A simple little love song sings our little emotions.

5) Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

6) Sometimes we feel tired, which proves that we have really paid and gained something.

7) It's a pity that I hugged you and forgot to warm myself.

8) If I had known your sincerity was mixed with hypocrisy, I wouldn't have lost too thoroughly.

9) In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person. You were shot in the heart, and you were in pain. This is just your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but you never know where your wound is festering.

10) No matter how gorgeous the appearance is, it can't foil the inner sadness.

1 1) breaks my heart. You did it better than anyone else.

12) The gentle charm stirred my thoughts, and the words turned to the sad autumn, drawing a sense of superiority, tracing the crisp tears, lightly writing the hasty sadness, the promise of sunshine, and voting for the departure of youth without words.

13) Your heart is the place where I want to come back wherever I go.

14) When you are sad, quietly kneel down and hug yourself and let the tears fall freely.

15) Tears hang on the horizon of the cape forever. Acacia writes about the parting of the world. Day Dont Ask For Help tears, Dont Ask For Help thought. People come and go, a few people play helplessly, and geometry knows the location of recollection.

16) Lonely moonlight is like a net, scattered in every corner of the night, and sad emotions are released at that moment.

17) I remember a lot, but I didn't work hard. They always miss them with yellowed memories.

18) Waiting for the sun to rise and set, watching the loss of tears, the pain of the heart, and the feeling of dreams, knowing that there is no label but a doomed chain is accumulated.

19) Youth is gone, but there are still memories.

20) The sad melody is still repeated over and over again. I continue to get used to opening my eyes at night and looking at the black paint around me.

2 1) Love, hurt, tired, hurt, only silence.

22) Tonight, the lonely soul has nowhere to put. Let time slow down in your shallow drinking, so that the lonely time will not be prolonged.

23) Come, have a drink with me, and don't let me get drunk alone.

24) I remember what I said the most when I was a child. I won't play with you.

25) Just disappear, we are not even strangers.

26) I can't accept one person because I can't forget another person.

27) Woman, you are always so afraid to leave, but you always pretend to be strong; Woman, you are always so afraid of the night, but you always hide secretly; Woman, you are always so afraid of a person, but you are always alone; Woman, you are always so easy to pay, knowing that it is pain, but still so persistent; Woman, you are always so fragile, knowing that you are cheating, but you still cheat yourself; Woman, why are you always so stupid? It makes people feel distressed.

28) If one day, you want to leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons; If one day you say you still love me, I will tell you that I have been waiting for you; If one day, we pass by, I will stop and stare at your distant back and tell myself that I once loved that person. Maybe a person can love many times in his life, but there is always one person who can make us laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply.

29) In the hourglass of memory, small things may be taken away and forgotten, and important scenes are often lingering and difficult to cross. Bowing to the past, the ups and downs of life, now it is just a blink of an eye, the past is like a cloud, gone. In the end, they will disappear at any time under the traction of the elderly, but in retrospect, the most brilliant moments are the frolicking in childhood, the pursuit of dreams in adolescence, the responsibility and responsibility after marriage, and the yearning for life in old age. Memories can remind us of our dreams and make us fight for them all our lives.

30) After many years, recalling the college entrance examination, there is actually no such thing as doing well and doing poorly. The important thing is that all the young people get together, do a test, and then decide which city to go to, what to do, and who to go with for life. No matter how it ends, everything is beautiful!

3 1) Thank you for your existence, the deepest and most perfect place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, I only remember these furry outlines. They have a big aperture and call me a happy person.

32) The hourglass of an instant has precipitated the inescapable past, and the hand of memory will always pick up those beautiful sorrows. The wings of youth cut through painful memories; Yesterday's tears stirred up ripples in my heart.

33) Is there anyone like me who knows that memories can't go back and desperately wants to remember? Is there anyone who, like me, knows he's gone but has to wait silly?

The riots at the airport soon stopped. People here have their own direction, taking off and landing in a hurry, taking away other people's stories and leaving their own memories.

35) Everyone is a king, and he is the king in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

36) Time waits for no one, but you forgot to take me away. I have an unforgettable firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.

The shadows in my memory are mysterious. In the hot summer, I walked alone in the shade. On the way to school, those simple, happy, free and bohemian memories haunt me. I am unruly in junior high school, interpreting youth and frivolity.

38) Everyone in this world has someone he wants to find. Once you miss it, you will never come back. If he falls in love, don't give up easily. Happiness will not wait for you all the time, and those who love you and those you love will not appear at any time. Please learn to cherish.

39) When I first saw you, my whole body was filled with a girl's innocence and youthful elegance.

40) My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

4 1) I loved you when I was the most arrogant; Hurt you, in my most decadent time. I don't want to find a reason, and there is no reason. Because I love you, I am desperate!

42) The doomed ending can only choose silence, so learn to bear it and don't leave any extravagant hopes for yourself.

43) I have been writing some sadness that others can't understand, licking the wound gently in the silent night.

44) Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

Accustomed to crying in the dark, I learned to be strong and stubborn.

46) We were disappointed along the way; Ignite hope all the way and look for answers all the way.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.