Nobody sends flowers on Valentine's Day.

The humorous sentences in which no one sends flowers on Valentine's Day are:

1, suddenly shed tears, so sad, I have a boyfriend, but I have never received any gifts.

2. There is no gift on Tanabata, which is a wonderful promise because it is too young.

3, Tanabata, no one gave me a gift, but it still affected me.

This Tanabata, I received a gift of "You may be the worst gift I have ever received".

I was single on Tanabata last year, and I was single the year before last. I didn't know what Qixi was for until the year before last.

6. I don't think I am a person who likes to care. No gifts for Valentine's Day in February, No gifts for Tanabata on May 20th, No gifts for birthdays.

7. It's 5: 40. I have a hunch that I won't receive any presents today. I don't even have food.

8. Think about the previous Tanabata, where I received my favorite gifts, but now there is nothing.

9. I didn't receive the gift, and my happiness in my heart also decreased.

10, I have never felt the magic of Tanabata, because I have never received a gift.