In the age of idiots, there are always some stupid phrases.

1. Every time I bring my test paper home, the first thing I do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

2. San Xiao destroyed her husband and wife, homework destroyed her family, and Ren Yingying destroyed Dong Fangbubai and Ling Huchong.

3, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig. My deskmate said fiercely: Your deskmate is the pig.

5. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

6. One day, the male mouse saw the female mouse get into the weeds. After a while, a hedgehog came out. The male mouse grabbed it: you said there was no affair. Who bought you a fur coat?

7. Today, you woke up to find a mosquito lying next to your pillow and a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. You are so cheeky that I have no face to live in this world. Lord, please forgive him. I killed myself.

8, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

9, children, stupid people can not be resurrected.

10, a sheep is singing: string your meat, string my meat, string a mutton string, and then string a mutton string.

1 1, it's not that I'm dissolute, it's that I can't find the direction to keep.

12, the saddest thing is not that you live or die, but that the bus is coming and I am still crossing the road. When I arrived, it was gone.

13, some people appear in your life just to make you realize that there is such a wonderful flower in this world. ...

14, I love you until the news broadcast finale.

15, what happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that I have leveled the stability of our school?

16, I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

17, we always have endless work, endless complaining, endless fertilizer, endless grass, endless SB, endless dad. This is life.

18, there is a brother in the dormitory. It is said that he even lost his quilt in winter, so I got up early today. Before dawn at 6 o'clock, I heard him say to himself, "I'm afraid I can't survive this winter!" "

19, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.

20. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

2 1, stockings are a symbol of power. Women can conquer men by wearing them, and men can conquer banks by wearing them!

22. Girls like boys who are a little serious, but this kind of carelessness does not delay seriousness.

23. I have a friend who must make a loud fart every time, and then add "I put it". He explained it this way: "My fart can't be separated from my mother."

24. A foodie caught a cold and went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor gave him some medicine and asked, "You should take these medicine on an empty stomach!" " The foodie said shyly, "Can you change some other medicine? When have I ever had an empty stomach? "

You don't like me. This is a disease. If it can be cured, it must be cured.

Stupid and intoxicating, the amount of laughter is too high.

1, a Japanese army entered an empty city, and a subordinate said: Are they going to close the door and beat dogs? Then the officer said, asshole! It's like catching turtles in a jar.

2. Several guys were getting together and drinking. A buddy's wife called him and asked him to go back.

He turned to us and said, Brothers, let's get together next time. I enjoy her youth and have to accept her willfulness.

Several other buddies got wet at the corner of their eyes and thought: You are the only one who can speak so confidently about being afraid of his wife. . .

I'm a little worried about playing chess with my uncle in the park. After taking the first step, grandpa was silent for a long time and said, are you a novice?

Me: Grandpa, how do you know?

I have been playing here for several years, and there are not many first steps to be handsome.

Me: Shouldn't the leader go first?

4. A woman said angrily to a man: You didn't do it for my money, otherwise you wouldn't have come to pick me up from work!

The man paused and said, you are sick! Have money to invest, but no money to swipe your card! Can't afford to brush! ! !

5. When I went back to work in the company after the New Year, I met my colleague Xiaoli and teased: Ouch, your face became bigger after the New Year!

Xiao Li gave me a white look and said, what a drop! I only enlarged it for you because it was so beautiful.

Funny, it's all stupid.

1, my girlfriend kept tickling me, I kept hiding, and then she got angry and pouted: Look, subconsciously you still love yourself more! Me. . .

2. Girlfriend: What's the difference between loving and being loved?

Me: What a difference! Love is dedication, giving is great, and being loved is beautiful.

Girlfriend . .

In the cinema, I encouraged myself to get up the courage to hold her hand. I didn't expect my sister to break free. I said to my sister awkwardly, I'm sorry, I was reckless. . .

Sister said, can you wait for me to finish my popcorn? It's inconvenient for me to eat like this.

Me. . .

4. Me: Someone paid a lot of money to burn a princess roll, which looks like Newton instead of a princess.

Female colleague: What happened to Newton? Who knows more about attraction than Newton?

Me. . .

5. I went shopping with my girlfriend and met a buddy. I met him some time ago. He asked me: Have you been jerking off recently?

I replied: I don't play, I have already unloaded it.

After a while, seeing no one around, my girlfriend blushed and asked, are you masturbating? Premature diarrhea?

Me. . .

6. Me: Do you think I look handsome in sunglasses?

Girlfriend: Handsome, like a pilot!

Me: Which pilot do you like?

Girlfriend: Mung bean flies. . .

Me. . .

Take stock of some very secondary anime lines and sentences (50 sentences).

Take stock of some very secondary anime lines and sentences. 1. Leave my sister alone. I have a secret weapon: fan you, fan you, fan you.

2. If one person's strangeness is alien, ten people's strangeness is activity, one hundred people's strangeness is trendy, and one thousand or even ten thousand strangers are not surprising. If people cannot understand this truth from beginning to end, how can there be real evolution?

I can create this world, and of course I can destroy it.

Fight, I will spare my life for freedom, no matter how terrible and cruel the world is, it doesn't matter, fight, fight, fight!

But some people put their homes somewhere in the world, can't find them, and die on the road.

I want to live in my heart. Excuse me, can you afford the rent? 43。 When I was a child, I was confused. When I grew up, I decided whether to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry.

7. Come on, martial brother, join the star team, you are no longer the second.

8. In the face of overwhelming force, everything is meaningless.

9. Humans always repeat the same mistakes.

10. "I was abandoned by the world" said these disgusting words. The world will not abandon people. For this world, people are such small things. Say dislike, too overestimate yourself. You abandoned you. . I-I've said the same thing before. Now, there will be no more such stupid ideas. . No, I was abandoned by the world. I abandoned the world. . After you said these words, you jumped without knowing who you were talking to. I didn't come to my senses until I heard a loud noise. As a result, I couldn't persuade anything.

1 1. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.

12. The real truth is to solve your own problems. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.

13. I have two dreams, one is to change the world and the other is to destroy it. But I found that human beings were hopeless, so I chose the latter.

14. You are going to collapse. What should you do with these remains?

15. Giving up is sometimes a sign of the strong, and the weak can only hide in the strong.

16. Do everything by halves, even like yourself.

17. People who don't have really important things will always know. -"Silver Soul"

Take stock of some very secondary anime lines and sentences. You will know how small the world is in my eyes!

19. Break the reality, split the spirit and exile the world! Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your name, I swear to the darkness here! Because it is in front of us! It's all stupid! I will use my strength and yours to destroy it equally! The dragon is broken! I want to be a partner of justice! If God can't save this rotten world, let me destroy it and kill this useless God by the way. Signed a contract with me to become a monkey shochu bar. In the name of Dong Fangbubai School, my hands burn like bright red fire. It loudly told me to seize the victory, burst into heat, and make a fist that broke the earth! To count your sins. Look at that. People, like garbage, only compromise.

20. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

2 1. Only kindness and gentleness can't save everyone.

22. Nothing in the world can't be solved with one punch. If there is, then punch twice.

23. If I draw the second sword, no one can stand still.

24. What's the use of heaven and earth? What's the use of romance if you can't sit on the quilt? You can't eat or drink.

25. Burn, my little universe!

26. She never seems to feel tired. She is a pure angel, folding her wings for people falling everywhere. I would like to become a beautiful angel in a fairy tale, and wrap you in my arms with white wings so that you won't be hurt a little.

27. If you don't want to lose to anyone, you must first recognize your weaknesses!

28. Truth is only a sensory judgment.

29. Woody Sakura, who reached an agreement with you, ordered you to break the seal!

30. Go forward firmly and embrace your dreams with hope.

3 1. I am bald and strong.

One day the tiger will return to the mountain, and half the sky will be dyed red with blood.

33. I am a chaotic tyrant, a purgatory fire swaying in the abyss, a distorted dim flame, and a chaotic bright red darkness; It makes people crazy, step into the shattered lights, and engrave evil charges and black fragments on their bodies, which is against the arrogant fate!

34. The weak will eventually be killed. The weak who escape will die faster.

Take stock of some very secondary anime lines and sentences. 35. You won't die if you don't die.

36. I'm not just saying. Even if I beg in the street, I can guarantee that you have enough food and clothing.

37. What can I do for Shimsakamoto?

38. It turns out that everything like this that a fairy can't control has a name-demon.

39. "If ... If then" and "If you hold a brave man's hand instead of gold coins"-Shichimiya Satone's Fall in Love with Secondary Disease.

40. I said: My country will walk in the sky and see the four sides in nine days; I can see people on the ground offering lambs to me to prove the name and righteousness of my king of kings!

4 1. The whole world was created for you, and now you are being tested by God.

42. I am neither the Monkey King nor Vegeta, I am the one who will knock you down!

43. My name is Dark Flame Magician. Swallowed by the dark flame!

44. "since she made an appointment that year, I naturally want to go to the appointment. Hehe, it's not just for what makes her so-called sit up and take notice. I just want to go to the appointment when bad eye, by the way ... "

45. Like human life, human dignity must be well protected.

46. Just a mad dog. It bit you. Do you want to bite back? "The lion that bites is not terrible. The scary thing is that this lion knows how to bear it. ...

47. dust to dust, soil to soil, look back and say goodbye to 250.

48. I am not Tagore, and I can't write birds. If the world kisses me with pain, I will make it never sing.

49. What is the way to come out, Buddha Day: waste! ! !

50. I want to be one person.