The interesting story of the tennis prince ... spoof.

The prince's achievements in treating his son

Tezuka:

Son: Dad. ...

Hand: What ...?

Son: I got ... 97 points in this test. ..

Hand: 1 min 100 laps!

Son: ... I knew it ..

Yueqian tablet

Son: Dad! I got full marks this time ~!

Qian Yue: Motor Motor Dana! ~

Son: ....

dried goods

Son: Dad. That. ..

C: According to your time, it's after school. The probability of good news is 10%, the probability of bad news is 90%, the probability of reporting grades is 85%, the probability of inviting parents is 10%, and the probability of others is 5%. According to my previous experience, the probability of failing is 0%. ..........

Son: Stop! I got 94 points. ..

Fuck: (glasses reflect) ... that! Drink it .....

Son: ............................... was in tears. ...

begonia

Son: Dad. ...

Haitang: Shh. ................

Son: The score has come out. ..

Haitang: Shh. ..............

Son: Please, please invite parents. ...

Haitang: Shh. ................

Son: ...........

Haitang: Shh. ................

Son: ........... (I knew it ...) Mom ~ ~ I got the grades!

Chrysanthemum pill:

Son: Dad failed the exam this time. ...

Oh, my God ~ ~ What is this? Didn't dad teach you to be flexible for a day? The angle of the neck should be controlled ~ otherwise you can't copy it!

Son: ..............

Stone:

Son: I, I didn't do well in the exam this time. ..

Dash: Huh? ! What? ! ! ! Is it the recent weather change? Or nutrition didn't keep up? Didn't you cover yourself at night? Or did someone in your class catch a cold recently? Oh, dear! These children are really! Didn't their parents take precautions?

Son: ... it's ... right? ...

Hecunpian

Son: Dad ... I did badly in this exam. ..

River: Mi You Liya ... maybe ... maybe dad didn't get this result when he was a child, hehe ... (accidentally touching the mop next to him ...)

Oh! Oh, my God! How dare you go home after such a poor exam? ! Is 54 my existence? Come on, come on.

Son: Wow! ...................

After Parr was kidnapped (all) ...

Fujibe (smiling): It doesn't matter. I haven't been kidnapped. I've always wanted to experience it It's just that if Yutai comes to pay the ransom, I hope you don't scare him. "Who scares who!" If you scare him ... (open your eyes! ! ! )

Kidnapper: I understand ... I understand "Khan ... who kidnapped who ~ ~".

The news reached the Qing Xue Tennis Department.

Minister: Dashi, go to the police.

Minister, how is that possible? If the kidnapper finds out, it will be difficult, and he is a genius of our youth school! Besides, the national contest is coming to ......................................................................................................................................................................! 』

Minister (cold expression): Call the police! (Irrefutable tone)

Dashi: ........

Tao: Hey, Mr. Dashi, we will come back anyway. Don't worry, don't worry! !

Malone: Nana, Brother Momo, it seems that you know where Brother Momo is tied up.

Tao: Er, ah, that ... (expression embarrassed) Rosso (loudly) "Momo is natural"

Begonia: psst ~ ~, baga

Kikumaru (with a look of excitement): Ah, Bubuji has been kidnapped. I have never encountered such a funny thing (a disappointed expression).

Kawamura (no racket): What should I do? Parr has been kidnapped. (Holding a racket): Banning, who dares to kidnap? Let me deal with those little kidnappers. The whole body is burning with fighting spirit! ! ! Bunting ~ ~ ~ (ran away without a trace

Fuck (opening the notebook with you): According to the usual school habits, 80% were kidnapped on the way to school. According to the usual interpersonal relationship, the possibility of being kidnapped by acquaintances is 12%. According to the kidnapping habits of many kidnappers, "the most dangerous place is the safest place", which means that 100% of the kidnapping place is in Qing Xue.

Everyone (except the minister): Mm-hmm. ..........

Dry (glasses reflex): It's noon and the weather is 35 degrees. According to the lack of water in human body, kidnappers will definitely go to a nearby convenience store to buy drinks. Just divide into two teams, one team is looking for someone, and the other team (glasses) just needs to send my newly developed super invincible upgraded vegetable+juice to a nearby convenience store for the salesperson to buy for the beverage seller ... (glasses again) "Really? ! ! ! 』

Miss Takasaki: What are you people doing? Let's practice. I will take care of everything. Tezuka, come here.

Osamu Tezuka: Yes, you keep practicing. You must not leave without my permission. You can get it from Dashi.

Shortly after Tezuka left ...

Mom, damn it, my ex was kidnapped, how can I concentrate on practicing!

Kawamura: Yes, I wonder how Buji is now.

Dash: Hey, where's Haitang? Ah, the dragon horse is gone, too

Kikumaru: Hey, kid, it must be fun to take me to the clay idol! Wait for my little friend ~ ~ (chrysanthemum pill comes later ~)

Dashi (looking around, there's no one there): Hey, ladies and gentlemen, the minister hasn't let you go yet, and he's about to send you away. "For the sake of being the best in the world, it's worth the penalty! ! ! "(I was worried that something would happen to everyone, but I followed. ) "The only people loyal to the minister have left."

Ryazaki (after seeing them leave upstairs): Oh, these guys, really.

In the teaching building.

Malone: Brother Gan, are you sure that the second brother is nearby?

Gump: According to the analysis, it may be only 50% here, because it is not the most dangerous place.

Kikumaru: Ah, no wonder I haven't found a ghost for a long time.

DOG (sly smile): Hey, Viper, where are you going?

(Caught red-handed) Haitang: Rosso, it's daylight now, so I'm not afraid. ...

Malone (bad smile): It's night now, and seniors are afraid of ghosts.

DOG and Long Ma: I see, hehe. ..........

Begonia: psst ~ ~ ~

Daisy: Let's go home, even though I know everyone is worried. ...

Kikumaru: Fuck, where can I find the best?

Fuck (look): It's almost time!

Kawamura: When? male

Hey, hello ............. (ignoring) "Depressed, poor Dashi, he is the most pitiful person after being tied up."

Let's go back. Bubu has come back.

Kikumaru: Er ~ ~, what, Bubu has come back.

Momo: Isn't Parr tied up and taught? Why did you come back?

Haitang: You can't pay the ransom and return it!

Malone: Just now, I saw the elder talking on the phone. Can it be said that the police have rescued him?

Just go back and have a look.

Daisy: Great, Parr is saved. Thank god! ! They all went to the tennis department.

On the pitch ...

Kikumaru: Ah, Bubu, you really came back (running over).

DOG: You are the second generation. I know you will get out of danger (again).

Buji (still smiling): Everyone is still so energetic! "No, the person who misses you most is me ~ ~ ~ (released by pia)"

Daisy: I'm glad you're okay.

Haitang (indescribable expression): Senior! !

Kawamura (no shot): No.2, I'm glad you're okay. (Pat gently): Ha ha ha, No.2, you're all right. This is my class Lin's strong point. Tell me where those little kidnappers are, and I'll take care of them. (The fighting spirit is rekindled! ! Run away again)

Bubuji (smiling again) "I have a nosebleed": Actually, did you do it all this time?

Gump (holding a glass): Hehe, nothing. According to my investigation, Buyi's fan base is huge. I just called to let Yutai post the news online. According to the fans' loyalty to Buyi is 100%, so Buyi will definitely risk his life.

Kawamura: But, fuck, how do you know where Buji is tied up?

Kikumaru: Yes, yes.

Fuck (holding glasses): I said before that "the most dangerous place is the safest place", so .................................................................................................................................................

Malone: You mean the most dangerous place-our dressing room?

Kikumaru: Oh, that means No.2 was saved in our dressing room.

Dashi: That's right!

Momo: What about the kidnappers? Let me clean them up!

Bubu (continuing to smile): It has been sent to the police station. Oh, Tezuka, there you are!

Everyone (looking back): Department ......................................

Tezuka (Murder): Where were you just now? Give me 200 laps! !

Dashi (indignant): Osamu Tezuka, actually. ............

Osamu Tezuka: It's the same if you don't pay attention to them. "Dashi is destined to be a tragic figure here."

On the court, Osamu Tezuka will watch them run again and appreciate them with a smile. ..........................................................................................................................................................

Everyone is quiet. If they are heard, they will be punished.

DOG: Shit, I'm afraid I'll be punished (run wild! )

Haitang (looking at DOG): Bagh, psst ~ ~

Hecun (clap): the power of Banglin (escape again)

Dragon Horse: Ma ................... ~ ~ (Chasing Mo Mo ~ ~)

Kikumaru: Hey, DOG, kid (chasing ~ ~)

Dashi (depressed): Why even me? ............

Osamu Tezuka: You still have 159 laps. You can't leave until you run.

Bubu (still smiling): Thank you for your concern. I'd rather see you punished for running away than being kidnapped! ! "I'm in the process of blood loss rescue .............."

In this way, the princes kept running and running in the setting sun. ................

Travel notes of prince's dream

Osamu Tezuka: I get up in the middle of the night and go door to door to every member's house. I woke people alive and said, "Run 30 laps ~". "What members? Captain, it's 3 am ~ ~ ""50 laps ~ ~ ". . . . . As a result, the next morning, except Osamu Tezuka, all the other players were too tired to get off. Osamu Tezuka said, "Cheer up! All the players ran 100 lap! " All players are dizzy ~

Bubu: I got up in the middle of the night and groped my way to Yutai's room! ! ! ? No ~ ~ No ~ ~ Really ~ ~ As a result, the next morning, Mrs. Yu woke up and found herself sleeping in her own bed! ! ! And sleep next to the toilet ~ ~

Gump: I got up in the middle of the night, smiled and reflected on my eyes, while developing new vegetable juice ~ ~ As a result, the whole family was taken to the hospital with food poisoning the next morning! Reason: Dry the newly developed super version of vegetable juice as breakfast for the whole family ~ ~

Dash: I got up in the middle of the night and went back to Qing Xue Tennis Department. I dutifully cleaned the tennis department inside and out, and the rats and cockroaches in Fiona Fang Baili disappeared from now on ~ ~ The next morning, Dashi returned to the tennis department and continued to praise the clean Obasan for being responsible ~ ~

Kikumaru: I got up in the middle of the night and ran to the puppet machine to clip puppets. As a result, I clamped all the puppets (sweat ~ ~ strong! ) I woke up the next day and found that the room was full of puppets ~ ~ I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus ~ ~ ~ Thank you, ING~~~

Dragon: I got up in the middle of the night, took a racket and ran to the street shouting "Burn ~ ~ Come on, baby ~ ~" until police cars, fire engines, ambulances and funeral cars gathered ~ ~ ~ The next day the news reported "A terrorist with a racket? Do terrorists still have rackets? Why don't you take AK47? ~ ~) Breaking into XX Street with the intention of setting fire (Dragon ~ ~ Who told you to always shout "burn"? ~ ~ it's not bad to shout "cooking or shopping" ~ ~ Do you think it's misunderstood? ~) Murder "~ ~

Taocheng: I dreamed of eating hamburgers in a fast food restaurant ~ ~ and the food and socks at home were gone ~ ~ socks ~ socks? ! Don't doubt your eyesight ~, you're right ~ ~ It's all in Taochengkou ~ ~

Begonia: I got up in the middle of the night and moved all the wild cats and dogs in the street to my home ~ ~ I woke up the next day and found that my home had become an animal world ~ ~ Even bats ~ ~

Long Ma: I dreamed that I was playing against the top tennis players in the world ~ As a result, every window in my street was spared the next day ~ ~ All of them were killed ~ ~

When the devil meets the young angel

Satan: Alcatraz Dan, send this letter to Kunimitsu Tezuka, CEO of Paradise Company, before sunset.

Dao Meidan: "Yes, Lord Satan, be sure to deliver it on time."

(Maidan, a little devil island that has never been to heaven, set off happily. )

Wow, heaven is really heaven. Very different from hell. Everything is white and bright. It's really dazzling Sima Mei Dan looked around in surprise.

"Hey, hey, are you the new devil messenger? It looks strange. " This sudden greeting startled Shimami Dan. Looking intently, I don't know when two angels stood in front of me, one with a bright smile and one with innocent eyes.

"Hello, my name is Shimameidan, and I'm here to deliver a letter." Be sure to behave properly and don't embarrass Satan, thought Shimameidan.

"Hello, my name is Tao Chengwu and his name is Ryoma Echizen."

"Give me a lot of advice." The dragon horse nodded.

"Ah, many suggestions."

"Hungry? Let's get something to eat first. It's our treat. " Tao Cheng said brightly.

"How dare you? It's really too much trouble for you. " Tao felt his stomach was flat, and the angel in the sky was really considerate.

"I want Fanta."

"I want a hamburger."

"I want three."

"I want five people."

"Old Mo Mo eats too much!"

"You also eat a lot!"

"......"

"That-"Meidan Island, sitting on the side, completely ignored it, stunned and looked at the two angels completely destroying a pile of hill-like food in front of them in ten minutes.

"Hoo-so full." Tao Cheng touched his bulging belly.

"MADA-MADA-OK."

"Yes, who will pay the bill?" The shop assistant stood in front of Shimameidan with a big smile on his face.

"They." Shimameidan naturally pointed to the two angels, but the clerk didn't move.

"Mo Mo senior, it's time to pay the bill."

"Oh, dear, I forgot my wallet. Let me pay the bill this time. "

"All right. -Huh? I seem to have forgotten, too What should I do? "

The two men looked piteously at Maidan Island, while Taocheng looked forward to it. Dragon's innocent big eyes are still blinking.

"I'd better-I'll pay the bill (although I didn't eat anything)." Shimada Dan is sweating behind her head.

"Thank you, Sheng Hui 100 gold coin."

"ah? ! "

......

Looking at the happy backs of the two angels, Tao looked at the wrinkled wallet in her hand and couldn't help but sigh: "What two careless guys."

(Inside the store-"Boss, those two angels didn't bring their wallets when they came here for dinner, did they?" "Yes, it's always the poor guy they dragged in but couldn't eat anything."

"I'm so hungry," said Sima Maidan, touching her shriveled belly as she walked. "I should have grabbed something from those two angels just now."

"Yi Yi?" Shimami Dan's attention was suddenly attracted by an angel sitting by the fountain eating.

"This, this, this is what an angel should look like. His wings are so white, his facial features are so beautiful, his hair is so soft, his smile is so gentle, so pure and flawless ... "Unconsciously, Maidan stood in front of the angel and drooled. The angel was shocked and opened his eyes.

"Wow, his eyes are still the most beautiful blue!" Mei Dan's eyes generate out countless hearts.

"Hello, I am the only angel." The angel gave him the most upside-down smile.

"Ah-ah, hello, I'm Alcatraz Meidan." Shimameidan felt very embarrassed, and "Gollum-"let out a cry.

"Do you want to eat?" Smile as if you don't understand, you are holding your own food box.

"Wow, it's sushi, then I'm welcome." It's so happy to sit and eat sushi with such a beautiful angel. Shimameidan's eyes are full of tears of happiness-

"Ah-ah-"Shimameidan plunged into the fountain.

"Ha ha ha, please eat a mustard sushi, is it necessary to be so excited? Little devil, you are so cute, hehehe-"

"Hey, you, running too fast scared my little green, hissing ~ ~ ~ ~"

"Little green?" Mei Dan, an escaped island, has one foot in mid-air.

"Well, it's my pet." An angel wearing a headscarf sat on the grass, staring intently at a strange cage in front of him.

"What is it?" Dao Meidan squatted down curiously and looked into the cage, but he couldn't see anything because the cage was too small and dark.

"My pet, hiss ~ ~ ~"

"I know it's your pet. What animal is it? "

"It is the cutest animal in the world."

"..." Shimameidan decided to give up and continued to ask, "Can I touch it?"

"Yes, Xiao Lv is the most docile. Hissing ~ ~ ~ ~ "

Tao confidently put his hand in: "ouch, it bit me!" "

"Ha ha, that means it likes you, hissing ~ ~ ~ ~"

Tears suddenly welled up in Shimameidan's eyes, but she didn't know whether to withdraw her hand at once.

"Begonia, are you playing with snakes again?" River village angel came along.

"Snake? Wow-"Mei Dan jumped three feet high and was horrified to see her hand" catch "a small green snake from the cage:" Wow-help, help, help-wow-wow-"

"You scared my little green!" The angel in Haitang glared at him unhappily.

"Please take it away." Mei Dan's tears flowed down with her nose.

"Haitang, archangel is looking for you everywhere. Let's go. " The messenger of Kawamura also spoke.

Haitang left with his "little green", and Mei Dan, a small island in shock, collapsed on the grass.

"Don't be afraid, they are harmless. They just want to play with you. " He village angel kindly comforted him.

Tao looked at this simple river village and was in a good mood at once.

Kawamura also looked at him: "Although I have seen it so many times, every time I see the devil, I still can't help but marvel at the magic of the creator. You are very different from us. Your whole body is so cool and black, your fangs are so sharp, and your slender tail is so cute. Can I touch it? "

Meidan Island has long been praised: "Hehe, don't mention it, just touch it, hehe hehe-"

Kawamura reached out to pull Mei Dan's tail-

"Great, burning-"

"Ah-"Shi Mameidan's screams resounded through the sky.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to!" Kawamura bowed hard to the "charcoal" that was still "squeaking" on the grass. "I have called a rescue team for you."

Island Mei Dan lying on the ground twitching speechless, two tears ~ ~ ~

"Hecun, where is the patient?"

"Xiuji, this way."

"Wow, which angel is so pitiful that it was burnt to charcoal by mulberries in Sichuan village?" Seeing Maidan Island, Angel Chrysanthemum Pill can't help but exclaim.

"Yinger, look carefully, he is the devil." Dashi squatted down.

"Will he be all right?" Kawamura squatted down anxiously.

"Leave it to us, don't worry." Kikumaru also squatted down and poked Mei Dan curiously, but soon shrank back because it was too hot.

"We're going to send him to Gan for treatment, Yinger, and help carry him." Dashi said.

Two angels lifted Maidan Island, and the next second-

"bang!" Shimameidan made a free fall, so that she almost fainted.

"Hoo hoo-"The two angels blew their hands vigorously. "He burned the stone too much. What should we do? "

"Well, there is a way. Roll him into the stream to cool off. "

"Get out?" Hearing this, Shimami Dan shivered and tried to protest but could not make a sound.

"You are so smart, Dashi." Kikumaru's cheerful voice.

"Are you ready? Go-"

"Looking at her outstretched feet, Shimami Dan closed her eyes helplessly with tears in her eyes.

"You said he was only burned to death by Kawamura?" Dry angel carefully examined the island has not yet awakened Mei Dan. "But he still has different degrees of bruises. What's that? "

"Haha, on the way to send him here, he accidentally slipped three times, hit a telephone pole five times, and the trash can rolled over ten stairs seven times, haha." Dashi explained awkwardly.

Sweating behind the brain stem.

"It's all my inexperience. Sorry, Dashi. " Kikumaru apologized piteously.

"Fool to meet son, how can I blame you? We are the golden part. "

"Stone-"

"YingEr-"

What Sima Mei Dan saw when she woke up was this "touching" scene.

"You're awake," Angel adjusted her glasses. "I'm a doctor here, Angel. Don't worry, I will cure your injury because I have the most complete and accurate medical data here. "

Shimameidan struggled to turn his neck and look around. In fact, it looks like a clinic. "Thank you, doctor." Shimameidan's hoarse voice finally made a sound.

"Come on, drink this first." Angel handed him a glass of green liquid that was still bubbling.

"soda?" Island beauty Dan asked hesitantly.

"How is that possible? This is my newly developed medicine, which can strengthen the body. "

"Oh?" Mei Dan, the island that began to grow up, caught a glimpse of Dashi and Chrysanthemum Pill, stared at the "good medicine" in his hand with fearful eyes, and his hand was shaking.

"Can you-stop drinking?" Island beauty Dan whispered.

"Don't drink?" The dry glass flashed back. "Yes, if you don't drink medicine, then accept the' electrotherapy' of Kawamura Angel."

"Satan's adult, thank you for your years of cultivation. I'm afraid Shimameidan will leave you today. " Desperate Shi Mamei Dan made a small "farewell ceremony" in her heart, and swallowed the "medicine juice" with tears, sideways and upturned neck-

"Get up, how can you sleep outside the adult's villa in Tezuka? It's really rude. Get up! "

Feeling kicked a few times, Shimameidan slowly opened his eyes.

Huh? How can it be in a place like this? Were you abandoned in the wilderness by that fake doctor? Shimadan has not fully recovered.

"Who is he?" A majestic voice floated up.

"Osamu Tezuka seems to be a lost little devil."

"Tezuka-my Lord?" Finally, Shimami Dan was completely awake. "Mr. Tezuka, I have sent you a letter on orders from Lord Satan." Shimameidan jumped up excitedly and finally found the Lord.

Osamu Tezuka, CEO, took a look at the letter and frowned slowly: "Should this letter have been delivered yesterday?"

Huh? Has it been a day and a night? Dao Meidan was startled: "Well, I gave it to you yesterday, and I sent it to you today because-"

"Important things delayed must make excuses? You, run around the sky 100 lap. "

"ah? ! I didn't mean to. I'm late because-"

"200 laps."

"Because-"

"300 laps."

"Yes-"

"400 laps."

"Ah-"Island Mei Dan rushed out with her head in her arms-

Lord Satan, I will never go to heaven on business again.