Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - 25 English-Chinese mashups

25 English-Chinese mashups

1. Take time to think, this is the root of your stupidity. Happiness is actually very simple: you and I, sitting together talking and laughing, plus doing something stupid.

7. This is amazing hos. I love that you will look back and know exactly why it has to happen. One day you will look back and understand why this happened.

22. Don't believe everything you hear. A story always has three sides: yours, theirs and the truth. Don't believe anything. Every story usually has three sides: what you think, what they think, and the truth.

23. Indeed, if we have the courage to pursue them. -All our dreams can come true as long as we have the courage to pursue them.

Mixed with sad personality mood phrases

1, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. The left hand never forgets anything, and the right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

2, forever is too far, we can't afford it. Times have changed, and after a few years, I'm afraid it's not just the appearance that has changed.

You are like a hedgehog. When I held you and blood dripped on you, you said I hurt you, but you didn't know the blood was mine.

A lonely person will always think of everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of you endlessly every night when the stars fall and count my loneliness over and over again.

If I can meet you once in my next life, it's only for that moment in hundreds of millions of light years. At that moment, all the sweetness and sadness are there, so let everything that should happen appear in an instant. I looked down and thanked everyone.

6, love, broken, can never be pieced together. I can't forget the days when I was with you. If waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime! If I can't love, then I will be a very happy woman.

7. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and listen to stories that never grow old, while slowly lowering our heads.

8. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and depressed, just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I have been standing in the present, but you will always stay in the past. Sad sentence

9. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you tried to forget are really gone.

10, the most painful distance is not that you coldly say that you are no longer interested, but that you let go, but I live in regret forever and can't forget it! The most painful distance in the world is not that I can't forget living in regret, but that you never understand my sadness and inner loneliness!

1 1, there are so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

12, a group of good friends sit together and talk about emotional things. The role they can always do is listening. Then they make fun of their sisters who are deeply mired in feelings and don't want to get into trouble, but silently add, if it is you, I will.

13, your hard work makes me feel distressed; Your pain has broken my heart; Your mood makes me very happy. I am always worried about your health. I wish you good health and accompany me to the world.

14, I keep reminding myself not to miss you too much for tomorrow. However, when I left you, I found that your name had already filled my memory. As a result, countless feelings came to mind. I wrote it as a chapter of my thoughts and read it to myself.

15, love someone, be willing to give everything for yourself, and give everything for each other regardless of the consequences. Like a person, sometimes willing to pay, but not all, not desperate. Classic love quotes

16, husband, I would like to be a ray of sunshine to warm your tired heart; I would like to be a drizzle, brushing the dust off your clothes. Send you a bunch of heart-shaped flowers for peace and good luck. In this life and the next, you are my lover, lover, friend and confidant.

17, there is an explanation about meeting called fate, a belief about life called reincarnation, and I have a feeling of missing. If there is reincarnation, I hope I can meet you every life!

18, no matter how big the disaster is, there are always parents as the last refuge; No matter how badly you fall, there are always friends who pull you out of the bottom; No matter how headstrong you are, there is always someone who loves you deeply and silently guards you. -Isn't this the happiness we are pursuing? It's just that we always know later.

19, life is on the right track, thinking about cheating. Once infatuated with no regrets, the monorail became a double track. Helpless emotional deviance, happiness is accompanied by hypocrisy. I'm not afraid of ghosts in my heart, I'm afraid my lover will lie on the tracks. Break free from the track of desire and rely on the track of happiness.

20, take the initiative to talk to you, chat with you, send you a text message, even after you say a good word, you should cherish it, because no one will be full of ink with someone they don't care about.

2 1, the difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with his shortcomings.

22. A woman marries a man because she thinks he will change, and a man marries her because she thinks she will not change. As a result, they were all wrong.

If someone did this to me, I shouldn't have done this to her. If I do that, then I will lose my original self. I'm still me anyway.

24. Happiness and pain are the wealth of life. It is better to face it bravely than to escape passively. In fact, it is also a kind of happiness to recall.

25. A good man can stand the temptation, while a good woman can stand the loneliness.

26, sometimes not don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

27. The past can be forgotten, but it must be put down; You can fail again in the future, but you must seize the opportunity.

28. It is your business to be kind to others. Don't ask others to be nice to you, because you can choose to be nice only to yourself.

29. No two people can't be together, only two hearts can't be together.

30. There are no beautiful angels, only kind women.

3 1. Most proud women marry humble men, and most proud men marry humble women.

32. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

33, broke up, there is no need to stay, there is no need to die and cry, two troubles and three hangs, girls should have their own pride.

Children who used to deal with words will never be happy. Their happiness is like a playful child, wandering to the skylight, but still refusing to come back.

35. Meeting you was an accident. It is inevitable to fall in love with you in my life. I'm glad to hold your hand. It's natural to yell at you. It's natural to be your wife! It is my wife's love not to smoke and drink less.

36. Emotion is something that needs us to be right all our lives. The best way to love someone is to see him happy. Get together or leave. We really need a way to show all the feelings in life. Learn to remember; Or forget.

A blend of funny and cute classic phrases.

1. Every time Duan Yu knows a beautiful woman, his father will say three words to him earnestly: "Your sister!"

Face the reality, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

3. Take your hypocrisy out of the sight of labor and capital.

No amount of "I love you" is worth saying "I marry you".

5. The old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said with admiration, Hey, Brother Tortoise is mixed up, and there are briefcases in and out.

6, standing at the top of the mountain and standing at the foot of the mountain, although the status is different, but in each other's eyes, the same small.

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

The dog said to the bear, Marry me. Marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble.

9. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

10, fighter in Niu B, VIp in bitch.

1 1, I'm really not a celebrity, I'm a personal stream.

12, be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude.

13. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

14, it is not necessarily a virgin who cries for pain, but a bitch who seduces a man.

15, there are two me in this world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

16, some questions have no answer, which is the final answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

17, I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I have been observing you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?

18, you're not even pretending to be forced.

19, women are only good at makeup, and men are good at camouflage.

20. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

2 1, I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

22. Some people are like this. When they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspit.

23. True love is like a UFO. I've only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

24. The ocean between us dried up and the rocks rotted. Who are you going to show it to?

25. When others look back, that person is already at the grating. When I turned around, where was that man?

26, in fact, without toads, swans will be lonely!

27. On the day of the May Day holiday 1, William got married; On the second day of the holiday, Gaddafi died his son and grandson; On the third day of the holiday, bin Laden died. Fortunately, only three days.

28. The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left between your teeth at noon and remember them slowly in the afternoon.

29. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

30. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

3 1, I like getting something for nothing, getting something for nothing doesn't like me!

Alternative mashups of non-mainstream mood phrases

1, you can even sigh as beautiful as a smile. How can I draw you so sad?

2. Is there a rose that will never wither, be proud and perfect forever, and never wither?

Now I know why pants should be designed as pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

4. A lot of things are slowly dismantled and pieced together in my heart, and then things are different.

When I really want to protect someone, I will find that I have been silently guarded by that person.

I forgot you in the place where we once met.

7, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

I know your tears are just a kind of helplessness. Why pretend to outline the future?

9. Shut your mouth, put aside your fake eyes and leave my sight with your fake love.

10, the real forgetting is not that I no longer miss you, but that when I miss you, there are no more waves in my heart.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you're not angry, I care, that's why I can't let go, and you don't care about all this. I learned not to worry too much, not to plan too much, but to be brave. I went to see you for the first time that year! I like it so much that I am in pain now! I can't let go of the past, I can't stop thinking, I can't stop taking painful risks, I live every day to the fullest, I look at every day happily, and I am brave.

12, brother? People do the same thing, and they get stabbed in the back. This is called a brother? Friends? An obvious condom, a hidden knife, this is called a friend?

13, how can I blame you if you don't love me? Your heart is on her, how can you know my warmth and coldness? Well, I don't blame it. I can't blame it I have to love desperately. You said you could not stand my temper. Have you ever thought that I can't stand your temper?

14, I met my brother who I haven't seen for half a year today. Eating mala Tang in the old place is extremely exciting. The wind is bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain is wetter and lonelier than the clouds. You are more distant and deserted than I thought, and I think of you more often than I thought.

15, I wonder what you think of Russia now? Family? Or the savior?

16, is there anyone who, like me, always feels that the shiny little computer in the lower right corner is looking down at the shiny head?

17, it is normal for girls not to love one or two assholes when they are young and ignorant.

18, if I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messed up, I will smile and shake it for you, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds.

19, the sky is no longer blue and the air is full of dust. What can you expect if you can't come back?

20. When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket. Whether it is you or not, I admit that no one can enter my heart now. But I know it's healing slowly.

2 1, many times, a man will make you feel that he is in love with you, but he really isn't; And a woman will make you think that she can't fall in love with you, but she will move her heart.

Please don't drag me into your dirty world. Forget it when it's dirty. Don't defile others

23. Father: Aren't you afraid of ghosts? What's so scary about ghosts? Mom often calls you an alcoholic and a slacker. Uncle says you are a cheapskate. I'm not afraid of being with you every day, and I'm also afraid of ghosts.

24, will not shout tired, even if it is exhausted, will not shout pain, even if it is painful to death, will not complain again, even if it is pit to death, because no one cares how the world screams. I am in a bad mood and don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose Yuanli, I only care about suffering. I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, I can only leave the world with a back. The spoony person in Mao Zedong's quotations always holds the idea that even I am moved by myself, so why can't she be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

25. Actually, forgetting is just a joke. When you think you have forgotten someone, you will find it more painful than remembering her. What you miss is what you want. If you don't miss it, you can accept it calmly. We like to listen. We ask questions but don't interrupt; We can keep secrets best; We are honest, reliable and trustworthy; We pay great attention to our friends' words and are good at understanding others' hints; We are good at one-on-one interpersonal relationships and get along well with our families; Our calming energy has a soothing effect and can help anxious people calm down. We are introverted children.