Humorous sentences in lazy bed

1. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die under the covers and never wake up.

4. It's a horrible world outside the bed.

It's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

6. It's cold, so it's time to get up. What should I do if my husband is ugly, has no money and is domineering? You have to rely on yourself, alas. Get up for work ~

7. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat.

8. The new semester is so busy, but it's too cold to get up. Overcome inertia and study hard!

9. It's cold, and I don't want to get up or go out. All because of this little bitch hiding under the covers! Then the question is coming. How to solve the problem of eating today? Then the problem was solved, and the work that can earn money at home in the dormitory came!

10. Because I stayed in this bed for a while, I was reluctant to leave the only warmth and decided not to change rooms. As a result, I slept with my clothes Pillows, sheets and quilts are not suitable and I can't sleep well. I woke up early on Saturday, so tired! It's all caused by the cold weather. I don't want to get up, wash my face, brush my teeth or take a shower. Come on, warm up!

1 1. In winter, people are lazy! I don't want to get up, eat or do anything! Really, I ... . . Get up, we have an appointment to play mahjong for a while. )

12. It's cold, and the little guy doesn't want to get up. Thinking that she likes little apples so much, she played this song. I thought she would get up as soon as she heard the music. It used to be like this. Unexpectedly, she cried and said not to play music, but to sleep. Poor guy, it seems that I have to go to bed early at night.

13. It's cold, I don't want to get up … but there are still many things to do … Speaking of which, I'd better turn over and lie down for a while … Good morning, prefects …

14. Because I stayed up watching TV until dawn at night, I didn't want to get up because I was cold and lazy. I heard the boy say it was snowing, and then I ran to the balcony in my pajamas. Well, when I opened my eyes, I saw that the snow was so light. A cold wind froze me back to my dormitory and froze me to death. Sleeping under a quilt is still very reliable.

15. I don't want to do anything in cold weather. I don't want to get up. I don't want to go to work. It's fun just to play with your mobile phone!

16. There are different levels of spiritual cultivation. I don't want to get up in the cold morning, so I sleep for a while. This is the lowest level. My lazy body controls my mind. No matter what happens when the alarm clock rings in the morning, I have to get up and wash up at once and then go to work. I have to do it for a reason. I am at this level now.

17, you scold, you continue to scold, tell me when you have scolded enough, I'll go to bed first!

18, getting up is the pain of breathing, it struggles in every cell of me, it hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it even hurts when the alarm clock rings; Getting up is the pain of breathing. It flows back and forth in the blood. It hurts if you don't get up. If you don't want to get up, you have to get up. ...

19, get up, get up, easy, drag and drag, alas. ...

20, just get up, there is an impulse to take a nap.