What are some of the funny and bizarre things that happened when you responded to the police?

My daughter-in-law was on duty for someone else, and one middle of the night, a middle-aged woman called, ‘Hello, is this 110? ’ The answer is, yes, if you need help, you should call the police. ''It's like this. I went to the supermarket to buy something and lost my mobile phone. I wanted to buy back my original number, but the ID card has expired and the mobile company wouldn't handle it. I want you to go to the mobile company and scan your face. I'll apply for a card. The police officer who responded said: To apply for a card, you can ask the mobile company personnel to handle it. This is not within the scope of the "110" work. If you call the police, we can dispatch the police immediately. ‘I won’t call the police, I just want you to go to the mobile company to swipe your face to apply for a card’. No matter how you explain it, the other party just can't understand it. In the end, he made the other party angry.

My sister-in-law’s brother is a police officer at the police station. I once chatted with them and said that the 110 calls they received were all kinds of strange. Some people forgot to take out their keys when they went out to take out the garbage, and some cats climbed up trees and barked. He couldn’t come down anymore. There were drunkards lingering in the supermarket. There were complaints from neighbors upstairs skipping rope at home that disturbed the residents. Some netizens found out that they were very different from the photos when they met and said that they had been deceived... One day It was after 10 o'clock in the evening, and they received a call from 110. An old woman was crying and shouting that her old man was committing domestic violence and was going to kill someone. They called the police and ran away. When they went there, they found out that it was an old couple quarreling. The old woman was furious. I called the police. There was no domestic violence. Neighbors came over and testified: I often heard the old woman scolding the old man, and the old man was used to it and kept silent. Maybe he got angry because he was scolded that night. After saying a few words in return, the old woman became angry and not only yelled Several children came over and they even called 110. My sister-in-law’s brother and colleagues were dumbfounded

It is said that an old lady in the south called 110 as soon as she went out and told the police that she could not find her home. As time went by, the police After they got acquainted, the police asked her, why do you always get lost and why do you always ask us to take you home? The old lady said, I think it is convenient and cheap for you to give them away.

An old woman in her 70s went to the Public Security Bureau to petition during my shift. The reason for her petition was: the bank gave her deposits I lost 6,000 yuan.

The interests of the masses are no small matter. We organized the police to go to the bank to conduct an investigation, and only then did we understand the ins and outs of the matter.

The old lady has a passbook with 6,000 yuan in it. When nothing happens, the old lady takes out the passbook, rubs it, confirms it, puts it away, and so on, over and over again. Suddenly one day, the old lady I forgot where I had put my passbook. I was extremely anxious. I rushed to the bank with my ID card and went through the procedures for reporting the loss of my passbook and applying for a replacement. The 6,000 yuan in the passbook was transferred to the new passbook.

One day by chance, the old woman was rummaging through boxes and cabinets at home, and the passbook that she had applied to report lost appeared again in front of the old woman. The old woman opened it and took a look, yeah! There was still 6,000 yuan in this passbook. I picked up the passbook and rushed to the bank to withdraw the 6,000 yuan. The bank teller checked the bank account and knew the whole story. He explained patiently and carefully to the old lady, but the old lady refused to listen at all. She stubbornly believed that the bank had lost her 6,000 yuan.

During the whole week when I was on duty, the old lady came to petition every day and explained to her every day, but she always didn’t understand. [Cover face][Cover face][Cover face][Cover face]

Don’t mention it, I really encountered a very funny and embarrassing thing

I work in a variety show in the village It has been under treatment for many years. Because we are familiar with the village conditions and the station is nearly 20 kilometers away from my village, most of the young police officers and officers who encounter something happening in my village's jurisdiction will contact me and go to the scene together.

In the past, the police would only come out when there was a theft, brawl, fight, etc. The police would not be called out for ordinary quarrels and ordinary conflicts and disputes.

The situation now is very different from before. As long as villagers call 110 to call the police, the police will definitely appear at the scene. In recent years, some public security and dispute incidents in our village often call the police directly, and There are not many people in the office, but they are also very busy.

I remember last summer at around ten o'clock one night, a villager called the police and reported that a schizophrenic in the village had an attack while working at a car wash. He stood in front of a car and refused to move. The owner of the car wash was normal. A colleague who washed the car with her said that she refused to let anyone get close to her. The boss of the car wash shop said that the customer said something harsh to her while she was washing the car, which may have caused her to be irritated and sulky. He asked her family members to persuade her to go home, but nothing happened. She was helpless. Called 110.

After receiving the call, the police from the station contacted me and rushed to the scene. I told her a lot of reasons and it was not easy to scare her. Even though the woman was very strong, she would not let her get close. Finally, she decided He dragged her away from the scene forcefully. Unexpectedly, she took off her clothes when he tried to pull her clothes away.

Fortunately, her family members were present at the scene, but the scene was really embarrassing, and the staff at the institute didn’t know how to proceed. It was the first time I encountered a problem that the institute couldn't solve.

After walking out of the car wash, we discussed it and asked for help from the riot squad. The riot squad brought forks and shields and finally took her away from the scene while ensuring that the mentally ill patient was not harmed.

They contacted the staff of the mental hospital in the car and drove the patient overnight to a mental hospital 30 kilometers away to complete the hospitalization procedures, which finally brought the incident to a successful conclusion.

In today’s world of humanized law enforcement and civilized law enforcement, it is really difficult to encounter this problem.

What are some of the funny and bizarre things that happened when you responded to the police? I am an ordinary worker and would like to talk about the funny, annoying and helpless police cases I have seen.

The establishment of the 110 alarm hotline has greatly facilitated the people, protected their interests and physical and mental safety, and also deterred illegal and criminal activities. That's really praiseworthy. However, everything has two sides, and 110 is also convenient for those who are bored and can use police resources at will!

Ours is the grain and oil area of ??the farmer’s market, and every household in the grain and oil area has its own loaders and unloaders. But sometimes when we are too busy, we also use the workers waiting for work in the market to help. Loaders only need to be strong and willing to work hard. Most of them are idle laborers from rural areas. They go home to work during busy farming periods and earn some pocket money by loading and unloading in the market during slack periods. The people are all honest and simple, and they do nothing wrong. But there was a demolition household from a suburban county who was also doing loading and unloading work in the market. He was a bit ridiculous, so everyone called him Lao He. Sometimes someone who works for someone else or works in the market will call 110 when he says something loudly or harshly. No matter it is early in the morning or at night, 110 will still come. Seeing that nothing was wrong, he went back with a few words of criticism and education. 110 is just like the one opened by his family, even the one opened by his family is not so convenient! Lao He's reasons for calling 110 are all kinds of weird and varied. They can be as big as arguing with someone or as small as a bunch of shit. That day, a child from a merchant in the market brought a puppy to the market. It happened that the puppy was very affectionate with Lao He. Wherever Lao He went, the puppy followed. Unfortunately, the puppy pulled Daddy to the door of the house. The family said Lao He, let’s see you bring the dog and poop here. Lao He immediately felt that he had been greatly wronged. He hurriedly and angrily took out his phone and called 110 while walking. Just a bunch of shit, 110 is here. Therefore, Lao He is really "cool" in the market. When Lao He was happy, some of his peers or owners of grain and oil stores advised him not to call 110 if anything happened. They said that 110 had serious things to do, so if you just call 110 for a small matter, if you miss a major event, 110 would be fine. Not good anymore. Lao He also listened to the advice and agreed. But when he encounters something that makes him unhappy, the voltage of 220 volts immediately rises to 380 volts, or it may be higher. Call 110 immediately and refuse to listen to anyone's advice. Lao He is such a person who makes you angry, helpless and pity him. Lao He is also dedicated to his work. He comes and leaves on time every day just like going to work. There is nothing 110 can do about such a Lao He.

The people's police work for the people, and humble people like Lao He are also protected by the people's police.

Socialism is good!

2. I accompanied a friend to take artistic photos of his baby. I took many photos, but none of them were satisfactory to my friend. This made the photographer very embarrassed. I pulled him aside and whispered: "Master. , Sorry! Because the baby doesn’t look like daddy, so daddy is a little emotional!” After hearing what I said, the master said considerately, “But you are too brave, aren’t you? ?" I said in surprise: "Can't you see that the baby is following me?"

3. I remember the first time I went to my father-in-law's house and I helped him clean up the dishes after lunch. Toothpick walked over to me slowly and said: Boy, do the housework the first time you get home, and you will be exhausted from now on. You will have no future at all. Go, put on your coat and fight with me as landlord...

4. I drank some wine last night and thought of my ex-boyfriend, so I sent him a message in a daze: "I really want to hug you, if only you could be by my side now!" Then I fell asleep. The next day I turned on my phone and saw a message from my boss: "I told my wife to play mahjong tonight, and we'll have dinner together after get off work!" I took a closer look, oops! I sent last night’s message to my boss! Now I'm wondering, should I eat dinner tonight?

5. I have a bad habit of drinking recently. When I drink too much, my pants are always wet when I wake up. My daughter-in-law always advises me: "Quit it, it's so embarrassing!" I think about it, it's too shameful for me to wet my pants even though I'm such an adult. So, I started to quit drinking intermittently. Yesterday, at the class reunion, I couldn't control myself. I drank a little too much. I wandered home and fell on the small bed in the back room. Different from the past, this time, I felt so dizzy that I couldn't fall asleep, so I simply closed my eyes and lay still to rest. After a while, I felt someone entering the house, and I opened my eyes lazily. After a while, I felt something was wrong, so I opened my eyes suddenly, and then I saw my wife holding the child's small bottle. Carefully squirting water on my pants...

6. Two days ago, my sister came back to her parents' house with a straight face, saying that she had a fight with her brother-in-law and even made a move. Sure enough, not long after, my brother-in-law apologized and begged on the phone and on WeChat. My sister was unmoved. Seeing that a week had passed, my brother-in-law called me and begged me to do some work, hoping that my sister would go back soon. I said you were stupid, it would be over if you just came to pick her up in person. The brother-in-law sighed: "I want to come too! But how can I come here alone in a wheelchair?"

7. Xiao Ming: Master, I was with a goddess last night. She stuffed a mahjong tile worth 80,000, did I do the right thing? The master was silent and pushed Xiao Ming out of the door. Xiao Ming: Master, do you want me to go to her and apologize? Master: I'm sorry. Look behind you. They've led people to chase me. If I don't push you out, what if they beat me too?

8. After my brother-in-law was dumped by his ex-girlfriend, he became a monk. Today he came down from the mountain and came to my house as a guest. My mother was very happy and asked me to buy a watermelon to entertain my uncle. At the street fruit stall, I said to the boss: Boss, I don’t want the watermelon if it’s not sweet. Please help me choose it! The boss immediately chose one and cut it, it was not sweet! In the end, I cut 8 watermelons in a row and they were not sweet at all! Fortunately, I have practiced sprinting, but the boss's last sword was raised in the wrong direction!

9. A farmer who made a fortune wanted to buy a car. He went to the car exhibition hall to take a look. There is a very beautiful lady standing next to each car, and she is also numbered. He chose the most beautiful girl No. 8. He thought: It doesn’t matter whether the car is good or bad. If it breaks down, you can buy it again. This beauty will be bought for a lifetime...

10. Come back and take the bus. On the bus, an aunt got on the bus shakily. I helped her to my seat and was about to sit down. A young woman quickly grabbed the seat. I restrained and said: "Madam, this is the seat I gave up to the aunt." The woman gave her a flirtatious look and said ambiguously, "You wouldn't care if you thought of me as your wife." I immediately glared at her and yelled, "Get up!" Looking at her surprised expression. , I sneered and said: "This is how I care about my wife.

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11. My father-in-law sold the vase that he had treasured for many years for more than 8 million, and he has lived a leisurely life since then, often going fishing by the river. One time, my father-in-law took my son to go fishing and saw this A few fish swam against the current. My son said: "Fish are so stupid. Swimming against the current is so hard!" Father-in-law: "They are enjoying the joy of struggle." My son: "Walking along the river will bring you more happiness, won't you?" Father-in-law: "Look at that yellow leaf. Only dead things can drift with the current and swim against the current to enjoy real happiness!" "Then the father-in-law picked up the fish, stewed it and ate it when he got home.

12. The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, his parents prepared a table of food and called his brother and sister-in-law back. It had to be quite formal. After dinner, he went shopping with me, and I asked him: “What do your family members say about me? He said: "They all said that you are a very nice person, gentle, meticulous, thoughtful and polite..." I felt pleased with myself and asked again: "They didn't say that I'm ugly, right?" "How could it be? My mother said that it would be fine if you get used to it!" ”

13. I am 22 and a half years old. I have been working for 2 months and I still haven’t found a partner. I am really anxious and want to resign because I think there are few girls in the company. When the female boss learned about it, she told her not to leave. She wanted to introduce someone to me. During the blind date, the female boss also went there, and she arranged the dinner. During the meal, the girl on the blind date said: "I don't like fools! "I was angry at that time. If the female boss hadn't stopped her, I would have beaten her into a fool. On the way home, the female boss suddenly said: "To be honest, you are indeed a bit stupid. You don't know how to cherish the people in front of you!" "I said to stop the car, and then I took the female boss's hand: "If you like me, it's not that I can't accept it. The key is, can you really get a divorce? "Female boss: What a beautiful idea you have! What are some of the funny and bizarre things that happened when you received the police? As an ordinary person, I really witnessed the entire process from receiving the police, dispatching the police to on-site handling. It was all kinds of helpless and ridiculous feelings. !

In my childhood memories, the “police” definitely had a “just, mighty, and serious” image, and “110” was thought to be dialed only when life was at stake. It wasn’t until I stepped into the society and witnessed all kinds of bizarre police operations that I discovered that being a “policeman” can be so helpless and ridiculous.

I worked in a commercial street in Shanghai in 2018! In the late-night snack business, joint patrol policemen often come to the store to have late-night snacks. As time goes by, we get to know each other. Once, halfway through the meal in my store, someone in the store not far from me seemed to be going crazy with alcohol. I was joking. He told them: "Why don't you come over and take a look at the bustle over there?" They replied: "Nowadays, people will go crazy after drinking a little bit of wine. It's so annoying. Just slap them a few times and they will wake up, then lower their heads and continue. "Eat." About ten minutes later, the intercom rang and said that someone was causing trouble in our commercial street, and asked the patrol police nearby to go over and take a look. They replied that they would be there soon, put down their chopsticks, and walked over directly. I thought something was good. Even after watching the show, I followed him without any hesitation.

The result was that a young man with glasses was lying under the table in a shop, crying and laughing, holding on to the legs of the table and refusing to come out, while two tall and powerful "policemen" squatted on the ground and talked. After nearly half an hour, he was dragged out with coaxing and coaxing, and then he hugged the leg of a "policeman" and refused to let go. He also pulled up his trousers to wipe his nose from time to time. After more than ten minutes of constant talk and stalemate, Two people who claimed to be the glasses guy's friends came over and dragged him away. Then when he went back to my store to check out, I said with a smile: "Didn't you say that after a few slaps on him, he would wake up?" , the two policemen shook their heads at the same time and sighed deeply. At that moment, I clearly saw the helplessness in their eyes!

The last thing I want to say is that public security is better now, especially in big cities where the "police" are almost always there when called, but they are also very busy and have more important things to do. , so try to take good care of yourself, don’t embarrass yourself, cause trouble to others, and don’t call the police for trivial matters. Let our people’s “police” have enough time and energy to help those who really need help!

Let me tell you a little story. Many years ago, I was working in the anti-drug brigade. The anti-drug brigade did not crack down on pornography, but pornography, gambling and drugs always go together. When catching drug dealers, it is inevitable that they will encounter prostitutes. I was still a baby at that time, and as an emotional novice, every time I caught a drug dealer, I felt extremely uncomfortable when I saw the white buttocks.

By the way, I once arrested a drug dealer (call him Old A, 32 years old) and searched him all over immediately. Naturally, his mobile phone also came into my hands. As a As a veteran in the business, I naturally couldn’t let go of the drug dealer’s cell phone. I reviewed every text message on the drug dealer’s cell phone in detail, and suddenly a name signed “Lao Zhang” jumped into my sight. The text messages exchanged between them are as follows:

Lao Zhang: The new tea has arrived, welcome to try it!

Old A: What kind of tea do you have?

Lao Zhang: Mingqian tea, Yuqian tea, spring tea, autumn tea, black tea, white tea, black tea.

Old A: How much does autumn tea cost?

Lao Zhang: Starting at 800 yuan for 3 pounds

My eyes shone, this was a big fish, and I quickly reported it to my captain. The captain took it very seriously and went to the battle to interrogate me personally. We volunteered to take the lead. In those days, there were not cameras everywhere like now. Based on our enthusiasm and peaceful persuasion, the man said we could recruit anyone.

Me: Who is Lao Zhang on your mobile phone?

Old A: Is it a chicken head?

Me: Chicken head? What chicken head?

Old A: That’s the old bustard.

Me: "The new tea has arrived, welcome to try it" What does it mean?

Old A: There is a new girl.

Me: What do you mean by drinking autumn tea? The starting price is 800 yuan for 3 pounds?

Old A: Autumn tea means a young woman, and 3 pounds means 30 years old.

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High, really high, I admire you! I silently took down the phone number of Lao Zhang, the chicken head, and reported it.

However, since then, in our team, drinking tea has become a special vocabulary to ridicule me.

Xiao Wang, let’s go, brother will take you to drink tea!

Xiao Wang, why do you know how to drink Mingqian tea?

Xiao Wang, young people, don’t drink autumn tea, it’s too strong and it’s harmful to your health!

So many years have passed and I miss those days so much.

My classmate received a police call: A pig farm said that a pig was crazy and asked the police to help catch the pig. My classmate rejected him, but he still called 110, unable to let the police station figure out how to deal with it.